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Personally invited to the star wars premiere by mark hamill >models getting 50k retweets saying they want to date him

Anyone here tried fasting?

Robots have sunlight deprivation disorder

Would you have sex with your wife while she is sleeping?

How do we treat the rabid incels infecting society?

Haircut. Fashion. Smile. Get laid

I'm gonna make it

Post fembots ITT

Help im becoming obsessed with ciara horan

I really want to beat up a Tranny. Anyone else feel like this? I hate them

My friend could quit drinking, got into shape, fixed his life...

Femanon here trying to get healthy. not overweight but a bit chubby. should i go for sticc or thicc...

Look what I found on the ground walking home from class

When did you realize that travelling is a stupid meme and isn't enjoyable at all?

Some of us will never have that, some of us will never experience genuine affection, love and ultimately sex...

So... is this the new thing we're doing now?

Let's make a data mining thread because why not. Post your stats here

In the unlikely case you have a date, what would you wear?

I cannot take it anymore. All I want to do is have sex. Is an escort my only option...

Fembots, when having sex where do you want the guy to cum?

/sissy general/

If you could instantly delete worldwide groups of people, which would you choose and why?

What's the best evidence for God?

Why do men keep doing this to themselves?

My parents left yesterday for a 3 week holiday in Australia

Femanons how would you feel if a cute asian girl confessed that she's in love with you...

All my life I've had the innate desire to hurt animals...

Got pumped and dumped by a robot

Jow Forums gets fit 2020

Manlet discussion

How many black people did you know when u were young?

Twiggy.69 & women_of_Jow Forums

Took 50 pictures of my face in 10 minutes

Why don't you just settle to a 6/10 like pic related?

Captain Save A Hoe syndrome

How much and how often do you drink, Jow Forums?

Yes, women have it much easier dating and getting laid if they so desire. But beyond that...

What is the least original phrase you can still post on Jow Forums?

Why can't you guys just accept that the past is the past and stop autistically hunting for purity?

Oh look user! There's a chick over there, isn't it cute?

B-but racemixing is ba-

Told him Ive dated a black man

AMA and anything else

I was so ready to stop being a doomer and so i decided to make life choises

Anyone else have anhedonia?

Just found out im trans AMA

Any cute robots up?

Came late to work for the billionth time

1. How often do you jerk off?

If dubs i exit out all 56 tabs of porn ive been saving for latter and start nofap

Good morning user! Are you doing well?

TERFs forced to pay for Transwomen's Face Surgeries

Do parents sell their newborns to the psychiatric system to be groomed into being "mentally ill"...

Waifu General #142

What's the point of white girls now that asian girls exist?

About to fly to to the states

I didn't see a /uni/ thread up, so here it is

Seriously if you aren't defending the cool star wars guy then FUCK YOU! he is /our guy/!

Whats r9k's thoughts on trannies?

When did she post this ? Tell me anons, who the fuck came on my precious Ebony fembots face...

How do I get over the fact that I'm average and will never stick my peepee in something this genetically perfect?

Happy/Comfy Thread

Reminder that if you haven't slept in a bed with a naked woman cuddling beside you you are literally missing out on the...

Good morning wagie. what's that? you're off to work? I understand...

What does a girl's butt feel like brehs?

Is this just the robot movie?

Alright faggots, post what your listening to RIGHT NOOOOOOOWWWWW! GO GO GOOOOOO!

Isn't usually white boys who do this? I'm confused

Why does the US have the highest incarceration rate of any developed nation? What is going on here? Also...

I want to emotionally scar someone forever...

Somehow get gf that's too normie/stacey for me

Women live life on ultimate extreme indisputable easy mode

Be honest with me bros, is it going to get better?

Why is there so many self hating hapas?

Sleeping 3.5 hours a night since 5 months

Find robots to play games with!!!

did not get a GF freshmen year of college

Give me some ideas on what to buy. I can buy almost anything I want so go wild

Anyone on omegle tonight apart from the traps & the fatty playing music ?

Itt. We post only objective 10/10 girls. I'll start:

I honestly don't see myself living past the age of 30

Why do you prefer a NEET lifestyle, user?

What is the most attractive/aesthetic pussy shape? What is the least?

If you get dubs ITT you die in your sleep tonight

Why won't women give decent guys like us a chance?

What are signs that a girl is NOT interested? i'll start

Is it true Vyvanse is better for the heart and the cardiovascular system than Ritalin?

The Roman empire fell because of these reasons and more

Women hate thread

"user, do you want to fight the Bolsheviks with me?"

Think about my cats inevitable death

Rich Asian fag here

Why does everyone lie to me?

Why are so many people dying from opioid overdoses? It's a literal epidemic at this point...

What are some of the smaller things you like on girls I love girls that wear tons of jewelry

This is a public robot announcement concerning flat chest and small boob femanons. we love you just the way you are...

I don't know what to do anymore lads, I feel like my life is going nowhere. I can't keep any friends...

Masturbation/Sex

Does programming involve a lot of math? i want to get into coding but i hate super complex math and im shit at it. also...

A 12 year old kid from my country killed himself last week because his mother forbid him from playing Fortnite

The urge to kill women is strong

If life was a VN, what route are you playing right now?

Self-harm urges come back after a day and half of not feeling like utter shit

Jow Forums needs more positive trans representation

Has anyone here seen a titty in real life? If so what was it like?

Which is worst?

I just want to make a man happy, is that too much to ask? Just one man who needs me so I can make him happy...

Any euros up late at night?

What's the worst mental illness to have?

Why are so many millennials drinking themselves to death?

Why arent you living in a van yet r9k?

Reminder that if any user needs a friend or someone to talk to Im here for them

Tinder adventures

Fembot, are you a skilled masturbator?

How do you cope with the fact this guy has a wife without hanging yourself?

"I'm so lonely. I just wish I had friends to play games and watch anime with...

How does this makes you feel Jow Forums?

Literally NO excuse for being a manlet in 2019

Little sister has been looking at porn on her iPad

Hispanic and asian men are meant to be cumdumpsters for superior BWC

I think I am depressed. What do I do? Unironically. I genuinely don't know what to do...

Giving a little back to anons. Attempt 4/?

Why aren't femanons getting pregnant? think about all the positive attention you would get for being pregnant

You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen

Why does everyone leave?

See white guy thats missing a leg

As a female where do I find friends on this website

Hi anyone wanna play LoL with me

Hey anons, why don't you wear cute shoes like me...

How do fembots feel about this comic?

Why is my asian girlfriend so blunt about her preference for white men?

Would you date someone who is incapable of taking care of themself or making rational decisions?

Fembots, do you hide items in your cleavage and pull them out as needed?

Check this shit

Are guys able to smell if I masturbate too much

Face it. You're just jealous of this guy for all the support and fame he's getting

The central bar

Why don't you join the military instead of being a NEET?

You will have sex with whatever an user posts next

Have any of you robots met someone famous?

Femanons, do you get cocklust? How does seeing a big dick cum make you feel?

I'm 19 years old and have type 3 baldness. What do?

Is fucking your girlfriend while she is asleep rape?

Failed the written test to be a cop

If you obey people unconditionally, will they get bored and stop abusing you?

Fello fems ploz help

What do u think happens after you die

Why are women allowed to be fat?

Genetic Inferiority Thread

Tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed

So do i just kill myself now 8ball?

When did BPD become slang for "girl who does thing I don't like...

Ywn have this gf

Why are you still a racist, user?

Why am i so obsessed with manipulation and power? It's the only thing i strive for in life

You make a wish and I will either grant it or curse you

Im fucking a married 32 year old woman. And I wanna impregnate her...

A Female's view of r9k

Damn, cocaine is really good

Would you date a black fembot?

What is your most contrarian/edgiest opinion? I'll start:

URGENT : I'll probably go out tonight, with a girl who could be liking me. What to do ?

Pick your gf, user

I'm so fucking horny for art hoes...

To those who cannot blame their genetic and their body to explain their virginity...

Waaaaaaaah boys are only interested in me because sex

Are animals even sapient enough to want and not want such a thing? Its all instinctual

What celebrity do people say you look like? My mother says I look like john snow

Sunny but still cold, classic, edition

Are you a loser manchild ?

Robot, why wont you grow up, know up, and show up?

Logically there's nothing wrong with zoophilia and i can bet my dox that you can't make any valid arguments against my...

What's it like having an Aryan gf?

The matrix is real and you've been forced to live inside a game location/environment for the rest of your life

Underrated videos

Is it possible to find someone who's caring, but also slightly abusive?

Fallout 3 or New Vegas?

Just imagine being this fucking guy right now...

Why do parents allow their children to become NEETs?

Why are roasties and retards defending this tard all of a sudden...

Told my mom to fuck off because she's been bitching all day

Favorites thread

IM GONNA FUCKIN KYS MYSELF BROS

Fucked a tard girl from middle to high school

Incels let me ask you this

Waifu General #141

Is there anything more alpha than a clean attractive face? I mean...

I figured out why I am so fucked up in the head

I would have a gf by now if I were taller

What is even the point of life if you are born beta male, honest?

Hi again r9k! I don't know if anyone remembers me. I'm the little one who posted a while ago...

Tfw pregnant fembot

It's all about fa-

Just shave if off bro

Do you want to have a big family with lot of childrens, user?

Vocaroo thread anyone? request stuff for me to say :)

Is anyone else here unironically a "soiboy"...

Took the shaved head pill

How do we get normalfaggots to acknowledge the 80/20 rule in a negative light instead of hoarding all the damn sexual...

If a 6 out of 10 girl nervously approached you and asked you for sex, how would you react?

Today i found out alcoholic cardiomyopathy will kill you before liver failure will if you drink grain alcohol every day...

For all their talk, men sure are pathethic and needy creatures...

You have 3 years to live

Fuck smaller males

Only make about $950 every 2 weeks

How can anyone be suicidal?

Who was in the wrong here frens?

How often do girls get wet throughout the day? men get random boners, do girls get random wetness?

I can't wait to hug a girl some day. A whole lifetime of loneliness will be gone in that one moment

To slumber in the land of NOD

It Happened Again

Group of girls at work keep making kissy faces at me and then giggling to each other

Don't fall for the prison gay meme

Would you ever drive a truck, Jow Forums?

Is it possible to get laid if you still live at home?

Which does Jow Forums perfer?

Can girl (female) say goodnight to me in vocaroo pls

Get circumcised as an adult (phimosis)

I'll give you a $100 to suck this cock. Deal?

Why is it that women are so obsessed with buttsex, asshole and vagina...

I really hate my penis and what was done to it, to the point that I don't even want sex

Have girls ever called you ugly?

What do these women mean by this?

Alright, robots. I've been a pretty heavy stoner for quite some time now and have only smoked out of pens...

This shouldnt make you mad it should inspire you. If he can get a gf, you can too

R9k's thoughts?

How are people skinny? I eat vegetables every day work out every day and starve myself and still fat and chubby

The General is my hero

How do you start orbiting?

At this point, Im considering whoring myself out just to feel any physical affection...

Why do hapas always have these crazy eyes?

(free) you thread

Hello, are you tired of dead discord servers where everyone is borinng?

Tell your onenitis that you love him/her

Do Fembots Have Nice hair??

How bout that soul?

Your gf is into lolita fashion

I want a creepy, clingy stalker bf to completely obsess and love me and I be submissive to him

It's gonna be a long night, help a fellow user out and drop your best CYOA's

He targeted the white kid because the boy represented a white man's success at putting his seed in a woman and...

Big sis here. I'm doing everything I can to make sure my younger brother doesn't become a robot

So let me get this straight....you don't shower every day, you don't comb your hair, you don't brush your teeth...

Well, do you think she's right?

Creative general: Music, Art, Writing

Comfy game tavern

Did you have a good day, user? Are you alright?

Your degenerate fantasy that you can only share anonymously?

Why havent you taken the vanpill yet?

I'm french, and I have never seen such desesperate guys

Have you taken the boipill yet, user? It's not gay if he's feminine

Have you ever dated a fembot?

He looks totally like you user. We will be such a happy family. I am so happy

What's the most degenerate/fucked up thing you've done?

You have 10 seconds to explain why you are still a virgin

Launch break chat

I love you kazumi <3

The hip hop genre is finally maturing after 40 years...

Supposed to be writing a paper on Islam

Get some hobbies bro you'll feel better

Real estate problem

Sitting in class

If you had to choose which one would you rather have lived in

Your Ideal Home

I think I figured out why as you get stronger you want to fuck bigger girls

I want a real man to fuck me in front of my gf to show her how much of an inadequate bitch boy I am

How are incels going to cope with aging?

Been cheating on girlfriend with much hotter woman

Fakecel/Mentalcel general

This Wojak is based off me Allow me to tell you my story user, maybe it'll help you

Most accessible and painless suicide method?

All you lonely anons should start wearing cute panties and get a bf! You'd have someone who loves you...

The warmth of a pussy feels so fucking good. I never anticipated it to feel like this...

Are there many here who are unironical racists?

I wanna get fucked by a huge cock!!

Why are cute black girls so much nicer to us robots than mean ass cute white girls?

Asian men are better nigger fucker shamers than white 'men'

My fellow bpd anons, which one are you?

Has anyone tried being a "sugar daddy"?

I think i am turning gay

Why do some people get really mad and upset when you say you have no interest in having children?

Hello, are you tired of dead discord servers where everyone is borinng?

What a wonderful day to fap, right robots?

Is there any area of life that manipulators don't control?

Women hate thread

Horny tinder girl wants to fuck

Would you rather date a 10/10 single mother or a 7/10 with no kids?

Any interest in a creepy thread lads?

Today is the day. I dont have a choice anymore

Have you ever been sexually active?

Anons who say fembots do not exist state why

Man asian women really are something special

Give me one reason not to drive to a bridge and jump into the river today

Mommy just went to work

What are your plans to find love in the future?

What is difficult for you, but easy for nearly everyone else?

Daily reminder that every little thing you read on the internet changes you a bit

Would you settle for a 6/10 like pic related?

R9k makes a Hero

Dinner with friends

Got pulled over for having a white girl in my car

His cock can't fit through a toilet paper roll

I literally never speak, only when spoken to and it's very abrupt and short...

NEET and Hikikomori General Thread

Paranoid schizophrenic tranny aka Aiste here

Find out mym raised you trans

I don't understand. Why hasn't a girl approached me yet? It was supposed to happen? Where is she?

I will never roll over on top of him, lift his skirt, and fondle his clit and bussi

I'm addicted to loli

What was the worst advice you've ever gotten

I don't care about function i care about what everyone else thinks of me

Self Improvement isn't rea-

What does Jow Forums think of my gaming station

What is the leading cause behind the sissification of young brown and asian boys in the west?

Tfw i will never worship poki's asshole and eat her shit

That'll be $23.50 PLUS tip

I hate having brown skin so much. How do brown people even live with themselves because I fucking can't

Mom says I'm her handsome little man

Tomorrow I'm injecting the following things into my body every day for a month

Tfw ywn impregnate a niqabi

Would you smell a cute European girl's butt?

Can you stay with me? I need someone with me right now

Do absolutely nothing but play video games and masturbate in bedroom all day

Daily reminder that taxation is theft

I don't even know if I really want a gf I don't know what I want

Do you believe in reincarnation fellow robots?

Alright robots and fembots time to reveal your true colours

When was the last time you cried and why? (boys only)

Ask me anything

Why dont robots become drug dealers

General Cho Thread

Finally lost my virginity

Who else genuinely good looking but reject fat girls and reject any girl thats been tainted by the smallest amount of...

How do I open a conversation or flirt a little on the train...

Downloaded Grindr to fuck around and see who's in my area

If you know for a fact that your religion is 100% true. Why should you tolerate other religions?

Fuck Anime and Japanese Women

Show me ur hands anons.... i must expand my hand folder

Papa's a little sad today. I'm trying to cheer him up

What's the best way to kill yourself with common household items? I assume hanging but I dont even have rope...

Looks like I have to remind you why asian girls are superior

I just cried because I will never find a gf. It's not fair

Hello i am a cute gay boi who is looking for a white nationalist boyfriend who lives near me

Would you date a very ugly girl if she matched your personality, was extremely good at sex...

Why don't any of us just approach 100 girls (8 minimum) and actually base our judgments about women on real life...

Explain like I'm autistic:

Can some of you guys help me?

I asked my mom for a blowjob and she freaked out and I think I'm gonna get kicked out soon...

Litteral retard

You there, Robot. What is your profession?

Dad's Suicide Letter

How can anyone be suicidal?

Ideal BF for fembots?

Fat Girl Fetishism Thread

SOUNDCLOUD RAP RAID

How the fuck did Hitler dominate all of Europe at some point?

Tfw no wide hipped tomboy gf

Daily reminder God loves you

Turns out that the black guy that threw a 5 year old white boy down three flights in a mall did it because he was an...

Why do you fuckers make such a big deal about sex? You all suggest going to a prostitute to have some boring...

Hey anons free (you) tell me about your day and latest fav album?

Has anyone else had sex with their dogs? I did it from when I was 9 and I still do it today

Let's cuddle or something. I don't know. Why bother with no love? I want to hug you all before I go yo sleep! Go on...

Huh, that's interesting. They just did a large...

How do we feel about god?

Whens the last time femanons vibedoff

Wtf is this ad trying to imply?

Questions about depression?

I did something nice for once. Giving does feel good

Waifu General #140

Well I just broke up with my gf of two years because I found out she had an abortion when she was 17

You get one wish. It can't be more wishes, and it can't violate the laws of physics

Did this happen because gays are allowed to exist?

Do any fellow caucasoid hybrids like the idea of forming a caucasoid hybrid ethnostate?

Reminder: Anti-natalism has yet to be refuted logically

Whoever said baldness can't be cured fucking lied lmao

My theory is femanons were sent to this board by satan to torment us, they are literal demon spawn

MBTI Thread: ISFJs A Best Edition

Fembots don't want to talk to me and this makes me very sad

Giving a bit back to nice anons. Attempt 2/3

Despite how we may feel, now might actually be the best time to be a lonely guy in human history...

Old building good

Femanons, how'd you react if you caught your bf crossdressing?

Describe your dream girl

This slag is 10/10 in bongland

What are Jow Forums's thoughts on the Notre Dame Cathedral fire?

Musclefags fap to this

I'm not an austrian economist anymore. Something has to be done about the wealth disparity and it has to be done quick

Have a wonderful evening, anone!

This is the grill I will get to fuck with and she's (legal here) fifteen :3

He did nothing wrong. He was and he's right all along

Wore a thong to sleep last night and now I'm at school and my butt keeps throbbing. What do I do?

Day 5 of nofap (again)

What hobbies do you have?

How do you resist nihilism/antinatalism when confronted with something like this?

The console that depressed robots and NEETs play

Feels music thread because /mu/ sucks

Tell me your darkest secrets user, lets have a chat

What's with every board becoming Jow Forums lite lately...

Why aren't you making your cock feel good right now, user?

So how was your fucking day been r9k

Finally get to meetup with a robot IRL

If you could live anywhere in the US where would you live?

You will never fuck your son's bully

Why arent you living in a van yet Jow Forums?

What does it feel like to get raped?

Is staying together for the kids ever a good idea?

Question for Black Robots;

The kikes burned it down, let's burn them down!

Call NEETs lazy because nobody wants to give them a job

Moving out Meme

Anyone spend some time abroad and want to share stories/feels...

25% of the most powerful managers in wall street are sociopaths. Most of the foids love powerful men...

There is a topless femanon reading your post right now

Confess my children

notre-dame is on fire

Lets list our autistic behaviors

Notre Dame on fire

Post your desktop background right now robots

Fembots, whats your opinion of monogamy and marriage?

Another Black Metal Church Burning?

/drugfeel/ daily dose edition

I hide my girl clothes and wig in my car but my mom always wants to take my car when she goes out...

Why are men so obsessed with these two smelly blobs of fat?

I NEED A MONGORIAN GF!!!

Retarded advance

If we thoroughly study the racial nature of the hispanic...

Why is it always CS?

Have a wonderfuw day user!

I just got pressured into paying $200 to a charity that goes against my political views

Rate my pee bottle collection!

You Rage You Lose

Alrighty robots, what are we all having for lunch today?

Just had an emotional breakdown at work

Imagine being over 20 and STILL caring about videogames or cartoons or comics

A good way to notice subtle changes in your immediate surroundings?

This is a continuation of the previous threads

Is there anything hotter than fucking another guy's girlfriend?

We are putting together a task force

Today I have been rejected, lads. This it's the second time I have been rejected...

Would you honestly date a female version of yourself?

How do I make get a nigger friend? There's a pack of niggers at my work and I wanna get along with them

Whats the most perverted thing you ever did as a kid?

How do I get a fembot fwb? I respect women and are not a fuckboy I just want to feel good together with fembot

First pedophilic candidate! Pete Buttigieg!!

Morbidly obese manchair hybrid has a gf

Incels, what have you actually accomplished?

Want to start lifting more seriously

Would you meet the criteria robot9k

What is the life of a femanon?

I still have so much acne none of the creams do anything

That pornstar that will make 15 min long monologues about how she loves her son and even cries a little

Except for having children and diseases/infections, why is monogamy prevalent?

What do you think of mexicans?

Why don't women like your company?

What does a man's crotch smell like? What does a man's neck and armpits smell like after a workout...

Have you ever fucked up your chance to be with an attractive person who liked you?

The whole jew consipircy thing

How important are politics in a relationship?

''Cringe'' was popularized from leafyishere, h3h3, and redditors...

What is the "blackpill" to you, anons? I'll give you a hint of what it really is...

Reminder that there are fembots with big fat smelly boobs reading your posts!

Write letters to people who will never read them

Jow Forums, please be kind to fembots

What's your weirdest fantasy? The freakiest shit in the back of ur mind

What is the plan to save the world?

How do you feel knowing this douche is gonna be in parliament?

What life has to offer beyond sensual pleasures?

Got any favorite mood music or just music in general?

You were right guys

Do fembots think they're too good for robots? I honestly wouldn't blame them...

ITT: Dump pictures of fembots you saved

Post anime characters you can relate with

I haven't watched any of GOT. Is it worth spending time to catch up and watch it all?

What message do you get from this drawing i made?

To everyone who is depressed, lacking purpose, or just wants better for themselves:

*laighs at your small penis in finnish*

Post your scores for the love that you don't have, Bots

crush on a girl i'm talking to

Every time we sexually climax, we stray further from God and are plunged into darkness...

What do you do femaons

Post op tranny wants to meet but it's kinda weird tho. Should I stay a virgin?

Fembot gf applications opening!

So what causes the gap...

/idp/ ideal partner general

Any robots here ever been to therapy? what was your experience like...

Pretty sure the normies in my apartment were smoking weed...

Daily reminder that progressives are happier, more intelligent...

What video games do females play?

There is objectively nothing wrong with hurting animals for pleasure

I want to have sex with a female of asiatic descent

How can i get over the fact that women only care about looks and confidence and not for your actual feelings inside

100% of men only go for the top 20% of women. Failing that they "settle" for the top 40%

Im so fucking lonely and suicidal, someone please talk to me for a few minutes before i quit browsing this site

For me it's the baseball girlfriend

Why havent you started juuling yet?

How does it feel to know a low caste indian farmer is sexier, fitter, and gets laid more than you?

I'm killing myself tonight. I have made a lot of mistakes but yesterday I did something I cant forgive myself for...

Should I date an ugly girl?

Can you guys recommend some real funny youtubers...

Pick up that can

Do you ever see a female body that is so perfect it actually makes you angry that you'll never experience it?

I've got a car and 30 dollars, how do i have sex in the next 6 hours, this isn't a fucking meme

Post your favorite virgin excuses for why they're still virgins

Tfw you're still a Virgin at the age of fucking 18

My entire life is pathetic

See a white woman with a mixed kid

Comfy cozy thread

Fucking normalshits. I'm going to cancel it an hour later and throw it out...

What to do fags? I am a sophomore in uni, I fucking hate it. All the deadlines, the monotony, the busy work, for what...

It is literally impossible to have depression if you aren't a male virgin

Women still dont have to sign up for the draft

8th "I'm in love with you" from a Discord friend this year

What is something that you would eat for $10,000.00, but not for $1,000.00?

I've cut myself off from my medication cold turkey. I haven't told anyone. I was on 80mg of prozac each day...

Get run over by car and get brain damage

I fucking love all of you bastards

She stopped replying after this

I just slit my left wrist and i'm still alive. give me songs that i can listen to to make me want to finish the job

The perfect female body

Why haven't you become a mother yet fembots?

I will give you $3k if you manage to convince me to kill myself once and for all

Who else here is racist?

Im making a feels playlist on spotify

Do you support government mandated gfs? Could it solve the incel problem?

Well Jow Forums, my gf just broke up with me...

I'm willing to bet that if you were shrunk and sold to fembots as cute pets, you would live much happier lives

What is your Bmi R9K?

Why do Americans willingly accept "Mandatory Overtime"?

I wanna smoke for the aesthetic but don't want to destroy my body. Is there any way around this...

What's your bra size femanon? Do you think you should be bigger? Smaller?

Yesterday I got the idea to give back to the anons who've helped me so much...

My wife wants me to get vasectomy. What do?

Suicidal sociopath

"Fembots" don't exist

What is the meaning of it all, I do not get what I am supposed to do in life?

It'd really mean a lot to me if somebody could photoshop something in the background. Like a flying dolphin...

Who else is excited for Game of Thrones!!!?

Normie roommate goes outside with his friends every night to smoke weed behind the dorm

Have you ever been picked up by a taller friend?

You will never exit the sewer for real, ready to begin your new life in Tamrie

Who else here a /Roomer/?

How can any man who plays video games past the age of twenty not be a manchild?

Is Lucifer the hero this board needs?

Hey user i think ur pretty cute wanna hang out?

Quest Thread # 1

What's your all-time favourite movie and why?

How can I ascend and become an artsy-chad/alt-chad? I got rated a 7-8/10 on /soc/

I am circumcised and I have never had to masturbate with lube. I always jerk it dry and have never had a problem...

Can you be a fascist if you are a mutt?

Bone chilling sentences

Why are suicide and drug overdose death rates increasing?

I sucked dick this morning AMA

Have any new fetishes been invented in the last 20 years?

Any of you go to prom?

You're nor a libertarian/Nazi, right, user?

Held a 'fuck a fan' contest

How is life with zero friends?

Would you want to be a farmer?

Why don't you just go camping, user?

/r9gay/ #686 - Eggo faggot edition

Why does every board i go to seemingly hate white guys?

Whats the point ?

Kissless hugless virgin

Who are these girls?

What made you stop believing in God?

Why are white men like this?

I think this qt Indian girl who works at the pizza shop likes me. How do I approach her to ask her out? what do I say?

How much money do "influencers" make?

Little sister has cutouts of muscly black guys stuck all over her walls

Black & Yellow feels

Waifu General # 139

Daily reminder if you don't have a job, money, income, own housing & possibly a car

Why do degenerates, niggers, potheads, and sluts like this breed so much...

Talking to qt boy on discord

Tell me about the time you kicked someone in the balls

If women care so much about money, then how come there's so many asiancels?

Why did she allow herself to be tortured like this? Fembots told me big dicks are extremely painful...

Your gf has been prescribed anti-depressants since early puberty

You will never get this, you will never get this!!! Hahaha

Does r9k like futa?

How exactly do people initiate sex? A girl invited me to her house later tonight and I have zero experience

YOU WAKE UP IN HEAVEN

Does David Hogg mog Nikolas Cruz ?

The average age of virginity loss for American men is 16.5 years old

Why does everyone ghost me

Femanons. How does this image make you feel? What are your thoughts?

Weekly Family Thread

Cant relate to anons on this board anymore because I lost my virginity, got a job...

Why aren't you into simple living, user?

Void of Silence

When are ya gonna give your mother and me grandchildren, Champ? Everyone has kids, Champ...

Why do people continue to come to this board when they've been in a relationship or have had sex before

No girl will talk to me. No girl will love me. I do not even know what I am doing wrong

Fembot with big boobs

I'm heading down to the gas station for some cigarettes. You guys want something?

I kissed a girl

How much are they getting paid?

Any fembots wanna chat?

PUSH-UP ROLL THREAD

Did she want my dick ?

Someone else asked to me to prom already, sorry

Why do you fags like women that look like this

Reminder that their are robots with unreasonably large genitals reading your posts

Have you guys told your parents that you smoke weed or anything? I think i should

What do guys think of girls that dropped out of college? Still dateable?

Has EXCELLENT programming skills

Why do so many trannies cut their cocks off...

How do I have fun?

Google maps game

Women who get abortions outside of medical conditions are absolute fucking scum...

Does anyone actually care about eSports?

Seriously, what the heck happened to memes?

Lost my motivation for self improvement

Your age and did you ever had a gf?

Is Jow Forums not the same anymore or am I just older now?

Why don't fembots just become footsluts?

"I'm not going to abandon you"

Atheists b like I'm gay and stupid

Possessed yandere Miku doll with senpaku eyes

He died alone. Do you think he was happy?

Meat 2.0: Animal free

I will pray for everyone who posts in this thread :3

My parents never taught me how to "cook spaghetti"

"Don't worry It will get better"

How do you remember each year of the decade?

Lmao guess who just accepted my follow request on IG, let's see how many of y'all remember this hapa queen

Girl asks why i stopped talking to her

/fa/ sucks. Lets get a robot fashion thread going What are you wearing today?

You got a gun pointed at your head, son. Whatcha gonna do about it?

China executes 22 year old Croatian woman who was convicted of drug smuggling

Trying to cope with the fact that i'll never get a gf and i'll be lonely forever. how do i do this ?

"Wait so you just stay home every weekend?"

I DETEST the concept of gendering products that do not vary in the slightest from how they are...

Reply to thread

>used depilatory cream >burn vagina

You will ignore this post

Would you date a basic 5/10 girl like this?

Can you please stop?

So, where did it all go wrong for you? Or when did you start noticing that your life was going downhill?

"Hey principal user Lupe made you some cookies, they're in your office."

Attention boys of Jow Forums, i today would like to talk to you about mommy mary...

ITT: Special Talents

Broke up with gf months ago and haven't gotten any ass in quite a while

Only 10/10s are allowed to be posted here

Find e-bf on here

Tell bf how much I love him

Goddammit I want an asian girlfriend

REJECTION OF SEX

Your girlfriend tells you she wants to wait till marriage to have sex

I live with poor parents in a 300 year old house and its literally always cold except for 2 months out of the year and...

Things females said that hurt you

Do you or any close friend or family member have a problem with alcoholism, user? How bad is it?

Would you date an ugly girl?

You have to admit you would have a much better time in life if you were shrunk and kept as a pet by a cute fembot

Tfw talking to gf yesterday and while talking about comic movies she casually revealed she loved black panther and saw...

Hahah so satisfying to watch this problems coalburner dyke being bit by the pittbull she probably defends haha

Only anons who are suffering from extreme loneliness in this precise moment can post in this thread

I think my robot bf is cheating on me

How do I make myself like beer?

Would killing oneself in a very painful way (like ingesting rat poison) be enough to give you a better...

You will never be kissed

Do girls actually masturbate when they are alone or is that just a meme?

My dad cried to me

This guy is happily married to a beautiful woman while you are still virgins, how does that make you feel?

Tfw no gf with gigantic full tits

Women deliberately deprive sub 7/10 males of precious nutrients

Hello darkness, my old friend. I've cum to see you again

What level are you playing the dating game on?

All you robot incels or whatever, why don't you just get a 5/10 gf?

Ask mother to get you gf from gf store

Day 797 with no gf

Have you ever joined an anime club? What was it like?

Having daughters is cuckol-

Would you have sex outside of a romantic relationship? Why or why not?

What's your biggest reget?

How did he get a girlfriend when he's that poor? He doesn't even seem to be that good looking...

Any immigrant anons resent the fact that they moved to a western country? Im curious if anyone can relate

Do you agree with pic related, fembots?

Where are my euro frens at?

How big is Jow Forums dicks? Interesting to see what virgins have as equipment

Vocaroo thready thread

Why are there so many low quality men?

What are some advantages of being short (for men)?

Search for gay porn

There are literally virgins reading this post right now

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