Dinner with friends

I guess. I always pay with my credit card but maybe I should adopt your method.

these girls must know other girls? why can't/wont they help you out?

They wouldn't want to subject their friends to the awkwardness of dating op.

>not being friends with likeminded people that share your interests
If you're a robot and get normie friends that never shared your pain you deserve such humiliation

Sometimes, this girl at Whataburger will hold my hand when she hands me change to keep it steady. I get high off that.

My friends all used to be robots, 15+ years ago before the term even existed. They eventually grew out of it, found gfs, got married, etc. I just got left behind.

It once happened to me, a similar situation with one of my friends, i was in the spectator position, and i interjected and stopped the discussion smoothly, that's what a good friend should do, not laugh at you.

This sounds like a perfect opportunity to ask your friends wives/gfs to hook you up with someone they know. I do this quite often, you only have yourself to blame

Similar situation? Do most women like bringing up touch starvation?

>hee hee, you're a great guy user, i'm sure you'll find someone some day
>i just don't think any of my friends are right for you

really?
how unfortunate.
the times my friends tried to set me up with their gf's best mate

No, the situation was more like "why don't you have a gf yet?" in which i intervened to say "you don't ask people studying engineering that question".

haha. You literally just said "people studying engineering aren't dateable" and you thought you were being nice.

Haha. Fuck off normie. I hope they continue to mock you.

That was smooth.

No it means it's a tough subject and you can't spare time for relationships.

You have been too long on r9k if that's truly the way you think.
This guy has the answer.

i used to use that excuse back when i studied engineering
the reality was just that nobody wanted to date me

I would probably crush hard on that girl after this, even if she's dating a friend.

This is the way I interpreted it too, but I took it as a good-spirited joke.

Sure but others don't need to know that. There are many fields like Medicine, Engineering etc where it's pretty logical that you need to study so much and your tests stress you out so much that you can't or don't want to deal with relationship drama or you just don't have available time for another person in your life.

Of course that doesn't need to be true but people who don't study that wouldn't have a clue.

I had one friend studying to become a Doctor and another engineering. They would always use the "I gotta study" excuse. It was such a good excuse. I am certain some of the time it wasn't true, they just wanted to get away from talking or doing something with us but you can't really say anything to that.

>In the middle of conversation, one of the girlfriends looks at me and says "How long has it been since you last dated?
Bruh this hits way too close

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At least all of my friends are just as gf-less as I am

That doesn't really help though. Whether or not people thought I had a valid excuse, I still didn't have a gf. Now I'm 33 and still don't. I guess I can say that I have to focus on my work, but when I retire in a few decades and have more free time, it'll be much too late.

Wonderful soggy biscuit material

And that is why you don't have a gf

I don't understand. I would never express interest in someone dating a friend, if that's what you meant.

>touches my cheek

expected a "see you later virgins" punchline here

Thanks for reading into that from different perspective.

Some chick I knew sat next to me on some tall guy's lap, saying to me if i'm jealous.

Why are women so evil?

I'm in a similar situation, user. I base like 65% on my humor how I'm a fat, ugly, lonely jew so people don't feel as though they need to state the obvious. I haven't been asked if I'm a virgin once,
Totally isn't helping me getting a girlfriend but it makes me approachable cause I'm funny and outgoing first and horribly insecure second, so my friends will introduce me to someone else and I'll make friends quickly.

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>last year of highschool
>khhv doomer
>on a work project with a bunch of girls and 1 Chad
>they start talking about relationships
>suddenly one of them asks me if I ever even kissed someone
>they look at me ready to laugh
>nervouspepe.png
>suddenly Chad says "No, WE haven't as we're good Christian lads"
>they laugh at his joke and the spotlight is taken off me
>tfw Chad helped me out

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Why are you like this you fucking faggot.

nice chads are cool, had like two chad friends in high school

>Why are women like this
Because they have power over you, OP.
Because you gave them that power.
Think about it famalama.

Get the fuck off this board you friend having normalshit

Next time when some cunt asks you that, tell her you haven't meet someone worth dating(with a smile on your face). Also be more snappy with replies, don't pause.

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That can't be true, women are always the victims

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Your friends are assholes who dont view you as your equal.
My last girlfriend I dated for like five years, and one time my bro who I live with and our group of 6 close dudes hung out. Only one of our buddies doesnt date, because girls arent into him and he is 2d master race, and none of us would EVER mock him for that. In fact this exact ex made a comment about his never having girls aroubd and we all told her to fuck off and he didnt have girls around because girls are a disease (which is true anyway)
Get better guy friends. That womans man should have broken her jaw