"Chicken breast and broccoli again user? Why don't you let loose a little?"

>"Chicken breast and broccoli again user? Why don't you let loose a little?"

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I made it clear that I'm only interested in fwb with asians, now pay the bill and lets go bang I have a real date to go on later

>why are your eyes so far apart lol

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU HORSEFACED SUBHUMAN

>let loose, huh?
>ok here goes
>BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPTHTHTPHTPTHT

>mfw trying to play it cool

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>me on the left.

>now pay the bill and let’s go bang I have a real date to go on later
Perhaps the chaddest thing I have read in a long time

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Yeah sorry bitch, would you prefer I ate dog?
*sucks my white dick later*

I think you're loose enough for the both of us

>tfw gfs are the biggest gain goblins and she unironically say this every fucking weekend
I don't want to let loose, I want to autistically eat my goddamn right macros every single day of my life. I don't care if it's saturday or sunder or my birthday.
I'm probably splitting up soon.

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>Unironicly responding to r9k tranny roleplay posting
What’s it feel like to be a dyel?

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post calves

Women are unironically the absolute worst thing for your diet and generally any fitness/self-improvement type goal. I'm pretty sure it's biologically encoded in them to try and fuck your shit up at every possible turn as a shit test to see if you'll actually cave or something.

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Dude so much this. They purposely try and sabotage your gianz to make you unattractive/undesirable to other women so that your completely dependent on them for sex.

my gf yells at me if I don't eat enough. I tell her I'm counting calories I've had enough for a day but she INSISTS I eat. I've started lying to her about how much I've eaten throughout the day.

Your gf ? c'mon man you mean your mom ?

beat her to death

BECAUSE I'M NOT A SLOB WITH NO DISCIPLINE, GOD DAMN IT.

NOW GET ON YOUR FUCKIN KNEES

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Is 1/2/3/4 enough for a girl like this?

The perfect amount of body fat

Imagine having standards this low

This Asian is ugly