Hit a new PR on the OHP today, feeling confident texting this tinder chick

Holy fuck you're autistic. She's practically begging for a date.

>How about some drinks after?

Literally that easy you dumb cunt, holy shit no wonder so many of you are virgins.

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nice job. You have to go now

You should go by yourself or pretend you went and tell her she was right it was good tasting

good job user

go

go you retard, then you can greentext the date and make us feel good

Gl and godspeed virgin

>Letting her pick the place

Holy shit user. The fact you got this far is impressive seeing as you don't have a clue

I dont like making decisions

That's not that big of a deal if you're new to an area which you can infer if you had a modicum of intellect based on user signing a lease for a new apartment you braindead gymlet.

Doesn't matter what it means. Bitch is in HR. You'll get #metoo'd bro

>HR

RIP OP

HR is a meme (((profession))) that exists only to keep women from fucking up anything meaningful. Then they came up with equality quotas, bullying and harrassment and fucked up the entirety of the corporate world.

Very masculine

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lets stop all the hubbub, and lets take a gander.

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HR didn't become a common thing until the 70s. What else occured in the 70s?

Based now ghost her, she's way too eager

stinky feces is what my pussy smells like

Stand her up and tell her to get an actual job instead of hamstringing her employers and giving jobs to the unqualified.

find the dirtiest, smelliest homeless guy you can find and pay him $10 before, $40 after to meet her at the date location and say "user sent me instead, he thinks we'd be a perfect pair!"

the signaling of your words is so horrible... good on you that she seems to really like you

>a drink or something
>my bad i forgot
>probably a better idea
>least picky person ever
>something kinda mellow
>i'm too old

Just go meet her and have a good time bro, don't listen to the incelparade here

Go and do it

There's a person with a very small penis and it's you.

For real op is a sad sack beta in a Chad’s body...hopefully he’ll get it together before it’s too late

Correlation =/= causation, aka neck yourself incel.

beware of antibiotic resistant gonorrhoea

I'd be more concerned about the inevitable rape accusation and your life being fucked since it's an HR whore

Its cool, my dick is too short to break the pussy plane

Based

user, this is as clear as it gets from a woman. Shes telling you to ask her out. Do it, pick something unassuming, relaxed, public and where u can both talk and interact with something...museums and rock climbing work well.

When you ask her, use the word date. Be clear with your intentions from the word go so she feels shame if things dont work out romantically or physically and the friendzone is not ab option.

Godspeed, name your child Michael after the archangel and yours truly

Reddit tier humor

OP, post your face. I wanna see if your looks have a part to play here.

that's all right, still calibrating.

welp, getting scurred the path to be lonely for the rest of your life and die alone in an empty house. go for it, you fucking faggot.

How the fuck did you get this far? my last 20 matchs have ended in un-matching from either side

maybe your pussy smells

weak, submissive/non-assertive wording. find some balls and make plans for her.

also, the "easy to please you" remark is an innuendo. make a move if you wanna get laid, and fuck her rough; don't be boring.

poo on her

based and brappilled

This. I get maybe 1 match out of 50 swipes and they unmatch after I say something.

Honestly she is excited about free food at expensive restourant. I woulndt do it.

>down for fun
>easy to please you

she wants sex, you better have sex.

act normal and make her laugh and shit and find a way to get her into your bedroom or vice versa and just let the magic happen

he should try to stuff his completely soft dick into her with a freshly sharpened pencil

holy fuck why did this make me laugh so hard

You're gonna get fucking friendzoned so fucking quick m8.

"that's a shame! I'm meeting an old friend of mine tomorrow, haven't seen her in awhile so we are going to catch up over some drinks"

this

So is OP ever gonna post body for himself or his HR sanctioned date?

this is her

I cant post my bod becaue i have a bynch of tattoos that could dox me

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Fucking this, I dont understand how you can be so dumb OP, even I got pussy regularly when I was a fat fuck because i knew what hoes wanted to hear/read.

lmao that looks like an albino nigger

very funny

When you defeat all the other mutts, this is the final boss

But you’ll post up her actual face? Fucking retard

Everyone already mentioned it but OP is a turbo wimp who is going to buy a meal and get nothing in return.

Who takes women to a restaurant on a first date? Losers.

She even picked it. She's 100% convinced he is a beta loser who buys strange women meals in supplication. She's probably not wrong.

She has him pegged as a chump. He will buy her a meal. She will go home without even giving him a hug.

i have chlamydia

something you and other pseudo-chad incels dont realize is that when a girl is into you, you can literally say anything or nothing etc and she will actively move mountains to see or hang out with you

Don't mind some of these would be chads OP,you did well. She seems eager and easy to talk to. Don't go overthinking things now, you'll be fine.

This is me with some friends be nice pls

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only if he doesn't try to fuck her after the after dinner drink. she won't friendzone him though, she'll just stop talking to him.

if you bail I will come to your house and beat the shit out of you

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Is this a chink?

HR is scum of the earth. Aport, OP

She looks like typical HR rat. Good luck OP.

This. Op sabotaged himself

>filename
why'd you post her assface? surely she has some semi-decent photos too, like a beach pic or smthn.

kek
why don't I give you something to do?[optional winky face, ask chad about this]

you should go cos she sounds just as robotic as you (I'm not much better im just pointing it out

Built for BWC

army women are not the same as like women in stem or shit like that

She cute, would smash then ask about weird eyes

Too much texting user. Keep it short and save it for when you actually meet

If women are really like this I think I'd rather stay a virgin.

I’m gonna be honest, user, it’s because you’re ugly, boring, creepy, or any combination of the above.

>being so poor you can’t casually pay for someone’s meal at a restaurant

Maybe you should get a real job you fucking pussy

its not about the money, but the entitlement

>Sounds like you need a good woman to keep you organized
How do you fuck up this? She's already on the hook.

faggot std’s everywhere twink

You’re a man, be a man. It’s bitchy if a woman assumes you will pay. If they just accept it without fighting over the bill a little bit that’s a bad sign.

But you should always assume you’re going to pay for a date’s meal. It’s ironically a good way to gauge whether or not they are a gold digger and/or spoiled.

user do this. For the lulz

fpbp

the only good and normal answer and it gets ignored, buisness as usual

what do they want to hear/read? I need examples

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Found

It's Tinder, you're not exactly getting the cream of the crop. Any neurotypical, attractive girl gets hit on more times than she can count IRL over the course of a single day. Of course there are exceptions (female welder who works 18 hours a day and never goes anywhere outside of her work clothes lol). But keep that in mind when online dating.

>sounds like you need a good woman
>ignores the cue

>too bad I don't have anything to look forward to after
>he doesn't get it

>negs her work

>negs her choice after letting her choose

>she STILL wants to meet up

either she's ugly or you're extremely hot, either way you have genuine autism

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>smoker
>those hands
>that joke

the pic OP posted is old, 100%

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Why does she hang out with basedboys?
No wonder she's attracted to OP

>She is followed by B.J. Novak on Instagram

**basedboys

t. Phoneposter