/r9gay/ - #682

oh no what the fuck have i done

I'm not qt I just fit the description, hi.

It's okay, just remember to make the next thread #684

They deleted the thread because some fucking retard keeps trying to push the notion of /r9gay/ turning into a /soc/ meetup thread, meaning he put some equivalent of a zeemap in the OP post and it obviously got deleted

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>he hasnt messaged me

im not making the next thread im too embarrassed now im dumb

based edition user the only thing that could make it better is a catboy maid bf

friendly reminder to avoid "cute" guys!

embarassed by what literally no one knows it was you personally fucking retard

What a fuckin dork

No one is going to remember that

Are you guys really gonna make me do it myself? Fine, fine. I'm baking next bread, just leave it to me.

But that is like my 10/10 ideal bf user and anyone who fits that is a cute im my opinion, so u gotta DEAL with the facts

What kind of sweaters do you like then? And why needy people? Isn't needy bad?

you do it user im too dumb to make a thread

so what if he fits that but looks like an obese goblin what then user

He deleted another thread for no reason

Finally living alone so I can wear cute clothes all day.

I only included it because it was in the previous thread which hadn't been deleted

It probably went unnoticed but it's pretty much common knowledge that meetup maps and shit get deleted or sent to /soc/. Someone tried to get a zeemaps going a year and a half ago, didn't work then and it won't work now.

Nice and you can bring home cute guys too :3

wear a buttug too

Too autistic and friendless for that and I hate normies.

I like any kind really just especially if they're a little too big and baggy, those are so adorable on guys. And needy because I'm the same and I can't handle people who aren't needy and don't talk much I just get annoyed at them, I love giving someone my undivided attention.

Then I'll encourage him to work out, then he can be a my cute goblin and I will be the goblin king

just ate a bag of seasalt chips

you just need to bring yourself user.

I have an 8" dick but it's too sensitive and I am a subby bottom... Do I have a chance?
I find the idea of getting topped by someone smaller than me (5-7") and shorter (5'6>) kinda hot...

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Reminder if you do anything related to femininity or sex you're prison gay!!!!

But autistic boy might not talk much or be awkward, and you would be annoyed at him.

Just bring robots and have anime slumberparty

Obviously this is bait but at least try to make sense retard, a prisongay isn't a tranny which is what you seem to be confused by

Yes to all, don't worry about it and don't listen to the antisex crew.

From my experience it's possible to find someone, although a lot of people are put off by bottoms having bigger dicks than them.
Maybe I just got lucky.

Sounds cute and comfy, would try it.

Not true at all. It's worse for tops with small dongs.

>i have [insert positive feature], could there be any hope at all for someone as doomed as me???! posting
kys yourself

Role reversal is a pretty common kink so you're fine

>Sounds cute and comfy, would try it.
Very good boy!

Is it very good that I would do it or am I a good boy?
Hope it's second part...

>tfw no short scandinavian bf to spend the upcoming summer months with

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why dont i have a bf to kiss and suck my boy boobs

>everyone wants short scandi boys
>nobody wants a short slavic boy

>tfw comfy week of playing shitty mmos with bf all day

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I guess I am sorta just spewing my absolute ideals though, and this would be for if we were In a close relationship, not like day 1 and we just met. Idk I'm retarded

do you have sensitive nipples user?

Slavic boys are cute, there's some cute tatar twink on Jow Forums

i wouldn't mind a short slavic boy, reason for the scandinavian part though is because of certain benefits we'd both get from being scandi

theyre puffy sometimes and you could probably grab a good handful, theyre pretty sensitive

good, would you ever consider having a male friend suck on your nipples or does it have to be your bf?

I'm blond and pale, that's like the best scandi benefit right?
Also I work so I don't need neet bux

>tfw clingy boy is not clingy at all

only if he became my bf before doing it

Help I thought I was a gay bottom but I fell in love with a ftm

it's because you aren't interesting enough
sorry to break it to you
t. from another clingy boy

>tfw no bf to make me his boimaid housewife

they are indeed the best scandi features, depending on who you ask of course
which slavic country do you belong to user?

I'm a south slav I will say no more. Is that fine?

Daily reminder that prison gay is a lie by the westero baptist church to discourage people to turn gay because it wants gay guys to be imagined as pigs while gay guys should be cute and feminine

How is he a clingy boy to begin with if he isn't clinging to you?
Also this user is right
t. another clingy boy

I'll agree with you that small dick tops probably have it the hardest. But I'm talking about cases were the top is around the average and the bottom is bigger.
I don't think small tops are that bad personally. I'm kind of biased since it doesn't take that much for me to get off from my prostate.

stop asking Jow Forums who you are allowed to love, for starters

Is a 5 inch top ok? I always bottom since I'm too nervous to even try.

is that you, user who posts in here and anytime someone say they are a slav, it's you? :v)

No but now I'm surprised to see there's more of us here

Not him but I can cum from butt only with 2 fingers so yeah it would probably be more than fine

>tfw no loser neckbeard bf to be losers together with

5 is enough yeah, it's only at 3 or less where it can become a problem physically and you wouldn't wanna date a size queen in the first place.

i can't exactly remember everything about him, but i believe he's from greece? which isn't slav but whatever
how's your day been so far down there in southern europe?

Thanks for the reassurance. I've always liked cute boys better than manly ones anyway, so maybe I'll give it a go sometime.

Not bad, I cooked some new dish and cleaned the flat, played some games and napped. Want to be frens?

no one wants a chubby bf and it makes me sad

But that's the best type, if you can tolerate my autism and clinginess

eat less, then, fatty

im probably not what you have in mind user

>tfw no bf to listen to 2000s rock with

How the fuck do I attract a chubby chasing bf? Only really old men reply to me.

Theen tell me what you are?

The people who chase chubsters usually want them to be hairy, dominating, and hypermasculine which is probably why that one user is saying he's sad

Be interesting, kind, gentle and lowkey dominant and be okay with my autism

>tfw no bf to hug against his will

>chubby
Youre just fat, also i like fat

But I am all of those things. My hobbies are kind of girly and I wouldn't call myself hypermasculine, but I think I'm fairly manly.

Cute, awkward boys are the best. I'm mostly a switch, but I like being dominant as well. I have been described as a gentle giant before.

yeah the other user was right im not dominant at all

>tfw no bf to forcefully ear nibble

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>want to be frens?
sure user, where can i be your friend at?

i want to use my big enormous belly to pin down a cute boy and plow him!

I'm awkward is that good enough?

On the internet of course dummy

>he's online but won't message me like he usually does
>even messaged him to make sure he was okay
>still doesn't talk
I'm drinking tonight boys

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I was more referring to cute in personality, but I bet you're cuter than you let on.