My mom threw away my creatine

>tattoo
Ruined.

>but don't wash

Before or after using it?

flatten her eletric wheelchair's tyres

>find out who she votes for
>vote for opposite on every issue
>send her photographs of your ballot and tell her you cancelled her out
>mix a dick pic in with ballot photos
>never explain the dick pic

She'll never see it coming!!

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Based

Can you please trigger warning this

**jazz hands**

>please do not clap
>some of us are sensitive to sensory overload

I have trigger warned it for you, have a safe stay on this message board fellow tumblerite!

>Sabotoge your parents birth control
>Wait for them mom to get knocked up
>Being nervous she'll wait a month or two before telling you
>"user what if you had another brother haha"
>Just when she starts showing and you feels she's going to tell you crush up 5 doses of Plan B and mix it in with some scrambled eggs
>Siracha or salsa will mask the flavor
>Baby will shoot out of her vagina like Taco Bell
>Instant depression but she won't know how to talk about it with you
>Will definitely cause some strain on parents relationship
>Best case scenario she suffers from depression, be in an unsupportive relationship, and will have a bombed roast in her pants

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Devilish and redpilled

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Came to post this

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Make sexual advances toward her anus

Steal her husband.

Every time he cums down your throat, rejoice in the knowledge that you are swallowing millions of your brothers and sisters.

Throw away HER creatine

Replace her tampons with rolls of Mentos.

pierce her condoms with a needle

Throw away all her momscience foods

stone her until dead

take a pic of her boobs/ass and post it here

Throw away her make up, I think it is the most reasonable retaliation.

Break her in half while there's still leftover creatine in you otherwise she might obliterate you in a 1v1

Stop flushing

Throw away her most beloved thing. Her dildo maybe?

have sex

Did you come from /k with the feral hog thread?

Buy more creatine and start putting creatine in all of her coffee, juice, tea, and wine

Your mom doesn't want you to lose your hair. She is wise.

I guess she took the Creatout lol

Do heroin

Based

Stop living at home you maximum faggot, what the fuck. Bawww mommy took my creatine away

Tell her why that hampered your progress. Edify her on bodybuilding supplements. Explain your goals to her and ask for her support.
Then move out and start doing steroids.

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>explaining anything to women
you sure love wasting your time i see

Fantastic plan but you’ll need something different from plan b, all it does is keep her from ovulating

Unbelievably based

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Go thank her for saving your hairline.