How to get bigger balls?

pee is stored in the balls?

Stop watching porn

Based

That’s true, pee is stored in the balls.

see a doctor

when your bladder gets too full, yes. eventually it causes permemant expansion.

This. I fucked girls who were literally sluts getting fucked by multiple dicks (no worries, I just used them as cumbuckets without kissing etc) and although my dick is about 18cm (do the maths yourselves) it's thick af, really, like a axe deo can. And each and every one of these girls were literally quivering in my dick from pleasure and told me I was the best, because I always hit their G spot. Even if you got the longest dick in the world. In the end it comes down to girth and most important of all your technique. Even if you have length and girth you won't be making her cum while being the one to fuck, because your technique sucks balls.

yes

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you need to increase your IRL activity, which is essentially exposure to ball growing stimuli.

>although my dick is about 18cm
hahahahahah

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did you really have to phrase it like that

I have a 6.5 inch dick but the girth is only 4.75 inches my life is so meaningless

same here

I might try jelqing for girth... It's my last hope T_T

>7 inches
?

hes larping, so yes

>tfw one atrophied testicle half the size of the other
>tfw epididymal cysts

No woman will ever suck my balls like they do in porn

Take zinc supplements (in moderation)
Quick cold water rinse of your balls before you get out of the shower (I know it's wierd but it works), your balls prefer a lower temperature to function, that's why they are on the outside.
Compound exercises and a more confident posture have been found to increase the bodies testosterone production.

Also balls swell a fair bit when you're aroused, that's why they look bigger in porn.

Also, stop worrying about you balls, no man or woman is going to reject you over them.

is it really that bad? doesn't it make your dick look longer relatively?

literally no one is going to care

it makes your dick so small compared to others even if you have decent lenght. fuck my life

damiana probably works, haven't tried myself yet though

Just get older. I'm 30 now and my balls are def bigger thanw hen I was 20.

Same, literally and metaphorically

Microwave them

Isn't HCG hormone for female fertility? How can the change be permanent? Is there any side effects?

Can you procreate? Do you lift? Dont fucking worry about it

They will if you yell them

true. /fraud/ knows this well

There was a study that proved yoghurt makes rats balls bigger. Not clear at this stage whether it holds true for humans.

You'd have to eat a fuckload of yoghurt to match the amounts these rats were fed I'll wager

Yes, you have Hypogonadism and I’m not joking
Google it, you will go on TRT

listen to this user. you are low test sry OP.

> imagine being this fucking stupid regarding anabolics.

those are tiny my dude, mine are egg sized and definitely not the biggest balls around.

Shut up you pussy. I had to operate because i had Hydrocele, fluid building up in your nutsack.
You don't want bigger balls balls.
You want bigger mental balls.

They will if the knife is sharp

you need to reroll your toon

Limp dick Larry reporting for duty

The more sleep you get the bigger balls you get. Source is TED talk from this sleep specialist who's gained some fame recently.

Nobody gives a shit dude. Balls are almost universally seen as gross.

Ok big dick gang here.
So i got size 13.5 and Im 6 4", big hands the whole shabang.
7 of the 8 girls I had sex with told me its big, some said enormous and one said alien freaky.
The thing is they are never suprised like "wow", they just smirk and say Id knew you're packing.
The biggest issue when a girl is handling my big dick it just sometimes doesnt fit, some girls can take it right away but i need to go very slow in the beginning for the most part. I also met a girl who I really wanted to be my gf but she broke it off with me for the reason that sex hurt too mutch and she couldnt enjoy it. FYI shes with a asian dude now, we all know they aint got shit down there.
Tfw you can never just throw a girl in the bed and just instantly pound away.
Most girls think big dicks looks cool and all that but when it comes to real sex they prefer a guy abit above average around 7".
I feel i got a curse and a blessing

>size 13.5

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Why would you want bigger balls? They are uncomfortable. I would pay money to shrink mine.

What if you and OP found a surgeon to swap your balls?

Can someone attest this?

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen to be self conscious about, recommend neck rope hangs to failure

Do you not want big balls user?

13.5 inches? or cm?
because 13.5 cm is only 6 inches

> tfw you found a lump and had to get your balls ultrasounded, and everything came back negative and you now documentation from a medical profession that you have one average and one slightly above average testicle.
Was a great relief

18cm is big you retard, especially if your dick is as thick as you say

>13.5 inches? or cm?
>because 13.5 cm is only 6 inches
13.5cm is 5.3in you retard. Learn how to math.

The higher your balls are the bigger your dick looks.

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>tfw 7 inch girthy cock but it doesnt matter cuz i'm a 5'5 manlet

Sleep naked. That’s the easiest solution. I started sleeping naked a few years ago and noticed tremendous testicular hypertrophy gains. I even found a legitimate medical study that confirms such a phenomenon. Basically, your balls need to be colder at night than the rest of your body, and sleeping naked allows for that. Not only will this result in increased testicular size, but it’s certain to boost your testosterone as well. It’s also the simplest solution posted here; start with this before you hop on the supplement train.

Do you sleep under bed sheets or fully exposed?

>tfw I'm a nutlet and dicklet
sometimes I wonder why do I even lift

The science may be there for keeping your testicles cool but don't full yourself into thinking your blasting your test levels into the stratosphere. The world around you is constantly working against you to suppress your natural hormones. Leave the natty world behind.

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just microwave your balls breh

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>tremendous testicular hypertrophy gains
slow down there partner, cooler temp is good but won't increase ball size all that much. OP, try a damiana supplement; it boosts your sex drive and stamina, improves your mood and a side effect is increased ball size.

I had that too user! I’ve also developed a penile stricture! Life is great!