I'm having a great time, user. Spending time with you always makes me so happy. I love you

>I'm having a great time, user. Spending time with you always makes me so happy. I love you.

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QUIET BITCH SUCK ON MY DICK WOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!

>then i wake up becuase white females dont say shit like that

>I love you too, baby. Let's ditch this smooth-skin and go find a nice pond to submerge ourselves in.

Okay but when will you finally let me bust my sticky green load up inside that little cunny of yours?

#Turtled

>aug frog
Wasn't this bitch doing people's homework for weed

That's a Macrochelys temminckii (Alligator Snapping turtle) and from the looks of it, very old
I reckon at least 80yo

>No gf who actually loves me
How many AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHs must i post on the internet before i get a gf?

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Uhhh w-where am I?
Who are you?

why the fuck is bowser creeping up on my gf

Me too, baby! I'm so glad I left that stupid alt-right movement and accepted socialism as the endpoint of western civilization. Have you already called Tyrone? I can't wait to raise your beautiful son!

>>I'm having a great time, user. Spending time with you always makes me so happy. I love you.
It won't last. It never does

What are "things women never say"?

Dat bitch be ruined...

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What the fuck goes on in colleges nowadays

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love these kinds of images

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"Who the fuck are you? Leave at once roastie".

junior is the cutest though

Posting AHHHHs won't help you.

Naaaa.. There's no hair to pull when you ravage that commy bitch from behind.

>"Sweet words, now get in the gas cham- I mean uh...love shack...yeah... that's what that is..."
Just a joke please don't get pissed Mr. NSA

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Oh no they might start wearing hats
The absolute fucking horror

Or you don't see the bigger picture

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>tattoo
Absolutely D R O P P E D