It's "Thursday" humor / humour thread time. Sorry, I got delayed by a day, wanted to lift yesterday but a blinding migraine got me.
Jow Forums humor
Tyler Sullivan
Xavier Martin
Robert Sullivan
Isaiah Rodriguez
Brayden Long
Asher Perez
Bentley Collins
William Anderson
Aiden Clark
Michael Hill
lol how is that humor, that's just sad... also I know plenty of guys like this, I don't get it. They usually claim they have other hobbies or social life, but I train only once a week (for 3-4 hours), never use elevators (even if it's, say 11th floor), drink plenty of beer and eat pretty much what I want, just in moderation and I pretty much am considered as "made it".
Christopher Ortiz
Christian Campbell
Prolly considered cancer around here, but legit made me laugh
Jack Roberts
Ayden Fisher
Hey Sanchez you got anymore like this?
Hudson Turner
This one is wrong, why even when he stopped grabbing the bar it keeps floating? It makes no sense, he should keep lifting it all the way.
Owen Carter
Isaiah Morgan
does someone have the one where the guy hangs himself with the rope tied to a bar and doing ohp?
Juan Stewart
Andrew Wood
Sure senpai.
No no, he lifted it, and when it was high enough he started gliding it to his destination, duh.
Landon Brown
Nicholas Green
Jace Sullivan
Eli Anderson
Owen Roberts
moar
Jordan Barnes
Eli Howard
This one is one of my favourites.
Brandon Gonzalez
Grayson Ortiz
Noah Jones
William Williams
Landon Phillips
Christopher Gray
ofcourse fit is a turbomanlet
Brody Perry
Camden Edwards
I need the one at the cliff
Luke Perez
Asher Allen
The UBERMENSCH is maybe real after all
Christopher Cooper
Carson Peterson
Nathan Butler
Does anyone has the greentext about the guy working at a KFC and a massive landwhale threatening his life for some chicken wings?
Cooper Powell
Lincoln Clark
I can't read this letter without laughing.
Asher Cox
Can someone please post the one where some idiot squats over a 100kg on his first squat session as he takes “bodyweight squats” literally and snaps his shit up.
Connor Martinez
Easton Robinson
>he white now
My sides
Benjamin Ortiz
Anthony Carter
Because you’re still an teenager
Nolan Davis
I prefer this one
Ethan Sanders
Classic
Ayden Martin
>sincerely dongle
Gets me every time
Easton Martinez
holy kek
Gavin Hall
Ok this made me laugh sanchez always brings the lol's
Robert Rivera
Always love the admin coming in part.
James Evans
Jeremiah Morris
Ethan Johnson
Ya this is good
Jonathan Jones
Back in 2004, I actually made a manga music video of berserk set to the tune of "be a man" that is essentially donovan from berserk teaching guts how to be a man.
It's the kinda shit that cant be posted to youtube. Does anyone know a good place to host it?
Oliver Kelly
Christian Clark
Jordan Nguyen
Parker Robinson
dailymotion maiby? or just upload it to pornhub
Matthew White
Logan Cox
Uhhh... its risky even for pornhub desu.
Content is a bit....sensitive to say the least
Kevin Brown
Gavin Mitchell
Brody Miller
Mason Wright
Leo Thompson
Evan Russell
Jaxon Perry
Anthony Baker
Alexander Howard
It small enough for /gif/?
Daniel Lee
Christ but I fucking love this
Austin Murphy
No. Its 2min long...
Alexander Green
as a nurse in training this story sincerely depressed me on a number of levels. i would be tempted to an-hero if something like that happened to a patient under my care, and i can verify from the terminology used that this guy either was legit or put an unusually high amount of research into making a troll post. outlandish shit like this really does happen in the field and this guy actually sounds like a dutiful and attentive doctor. fuck me that was a hard read.
Nolan Robinson
I've seen .webms about that length on /gif/ before, maybe play with the frame-size and/or quality? My only other recommendations would upload it as unlisted and link in the thread or bitchute.
Liam Hughes
The medfag stories in the /fph/ threads can be pretty heartbreaking/disgusting. user's mom and the "little" girl whose family refused to believe she had diabetes and needed insulin; fatties fused to furniture; the 30 pound foot; the one about the rotting, miscarried fetus lodged in the woman's vag; the cyst that apparently sent an entire OR staff running for the nearest trash can; those caps from that End of Shift blog (fungus lady is about a patient, but there's another one about DKA that makes a frequent appearance).
Compared to some of those, this one seems pretty mild.
Sebastian Torres
RN? Or LPN?
Camden White
Not gonna lie, that was pretty shit.
Xavier Lewis
#
I agree
Was made specifically for friend of mine who idolized guts and was also quite racist (at the time).
It was a pretty effective critical hit for him
Levi Scott
Why did you feel the need to specify that he's no longer racist?
Brody Gomez
Hes been dating/banging a black girl on and off for a couple of years now
Kevin Robinson
wtf i want a cool neck now
Ryan Cooper
oh no doubt, there's definitely way more unbelievable shit out there and i've gotten a taste of some of it.
RN with roughly 3 semesters worth of clinical experience, so i'm starting to know my way around
Dylan Ross
How do I make scalp gains anons?
Tyler Wright
what
Jack Williams
LOL
Colton Cooper
oh god
Jacob Barnes
Easton Ward
Glad the thread didn't die through the night.
Samuel Kelly
what a fuckin' monster
Anthony Kelly
I’m crying thank you
Kevin Sullivan
Matthew Bell
Ryder Campbell
Worked at urology for 1 year as MD, the edema in the penis is actually pretty common in severely sick fat people. It's always be so funny when I got a call from someone and they awkwardly try to describe an inflated dick and ask me to please come see it.
Using an ultrasound to place a urethral catheter is unheard of though.. You don't need to see the urethra to place a catheter, can easily do that by feeling alone.
Landon Parker
This is still the funniest fucking cap I've ever seen, also nice get.
Noah Bailey
Anthony Thomas
Jacob Morales
One time I went on a slide with a landwhale and her husband. The raft weighed like 780, the ride max being 800 and we almost went over the edge, but it was nowhere near as horrifying as this user's journey.
Jacob Phillips
Give us some funny stories user.
Ryan Sullivan