/r9gay/ - #685

Kill yourself newshit. Fuck off to /gg/

would you date an anime boy irl (in real life)?

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fuck off niggerjewshitskinkikeretardedmuttgookspic

I really want to cuddle while watching stupid YouTube videos or streams.

I wouldn't complain but I would likely freeze up and have no idea how to respond to that sort of affection.

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Me too, or anything else for that matter...damn I am drunk

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Different user here. Kissing always seemed a little gross and awkward to me. Until I did it. If you like and you're attracted to the person you're kissing it's great. It all just comes naturally.

>damn I am drunk
I also had a few beers today but alcohol is a shit drug desu.

My crotch smells like honey ham

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C u t e .
This thread makes me wish I had a bf.

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Why do you not have a bf now that you mentioned it?

Don't worry, we'll find a private place so we can take our time. Afterwards I'll hold you extra tight until you relax and slowly melt into me.

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I'm picky, I guess.

It is good if consumed properly. But being alone with no bf I don't want these feelings so alcohol numbs it.

r9gay needs to have an orgy

>I'm picky, I guess.
How so explain, what are your demands!

No one's touching my boy but me.

>first fap was futa (13)
>fap to women but not vaginal
>got into traps and buttplay
>only fap to women if they're dominant and it's not vaginal
>or if I self insert as a submissive woman getting fucked
>Not into IRL women, figure it's from porn addiction or puberty isn't finished yet
>occasionally fap to gay stuff
>do noporn and nofap
>nothing changes
>This year (21)
>almost no interest in women whatsoever, even selfinserting as them
>fap exclusively to gay stuff
>start noticing certain features of guys that I like
>but am not into all or even most guys I see
Am I gay?

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Only if everyone gets to choose their preffered age.

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>tfw no bf to satiate my cock lust

>not getting into gay stuff at the age of 14
Casual

no old dudes yuck
16-25
dump some women too!

A long distance relationship would be too lonely so being Canadian is a must.

16???????? but user!!!! :O

imagine a hot young female looking male submitting to your might
literally all of r9gay

Wwwomen?
Push it to the limit! 15 is legal here.

user you're making this sound far too romantic, my poor heart can't take just thinking about it without anyone actually here!

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american spotted originally

but what would you do with a 15 year old boy... thats so young

He's right user. Dump him for some as charismatic as me! I'll show you what comes after kissing.

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I'd sex him untill he's unconcious.
With consent ofc

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I only get more depressed when I drink alone. I was out drinking, still no bf though.
Every time, yeah.

I'd sex him and have you tied up and watch

Not only i get tied up instead of tying him up i have to watch.
Cruel.

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Anyone want to chat about random stuff or something on discord?

Chat or voice chat. Im down for public chat.

It's hard for me too, but it's also fun. May I inquire as to where you are from? It's a longshot, but still, maybe you won't have to suffer.

But I like the other user's innocence.

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>taking you seriously
nah
I want to mutilate genitalia for a living

Why not take both then?

I'm ESL retard and don't understand what you meant to say here

ask a synagogue to employ you

Cut>Uncut
Uncut dicks are smelly and filthy looking

Dreaming of what could be is certainly one way to get through. A long shot indeed, because it's 2am here in the UK.

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Literally the only reason there's ever a 'smell' is the guy doesn't wash himself

so why don't you?
asdfasdf

I do unlike the rest of you uncivilized savages who could learn a thing or two about proper hygiene.

Do you lick off your own cum?

I usually visit the UK once a year and I'm thinking of moving there hopefully.

What are your interests? Maybe we should keep in touch.

>amerifatt is cut and still he has foreskin made out of the surrounding fat
Yeah

Grow up. That's disgusting.

>tfw no nihilistic edgelord suicidal depressive bf

>grow up
oh you bet its up

Excuse me? Are you 12?

lightyears?
you bet

Light years are a measure of distance not

stop talking about your dick.

Well, that's certainly less hopeless than I was expecting!
Aside from the usual robot hobbies, I'm quite into making music, and I take quite a bit of interest in the sciences, and I enjoy cooking when I get the chance to get my hands on nice ingredients
What about yourself, user?

I think individuals that fall under the M category should not be classified as human only as objects of lust

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>Tell bf not to match my sleep schedule because its unhealthy (work graveyard shifts)
>does it anyways

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Sounds interesting user.
I usually just play music, but I have done some arranging myself. Not much of a science guy, more into history but I'm very into good food and drink. I cook nice things occasionally as well, but I've got pretty basic skills.

Top/bottom?

Even if you shower everyday your armpits still stink without deodorant. Uncut dicks are kept somewhat moist pretty much 99% of the time so it'll always smell like something regardless if a guy washes or not, not always a "gross" smell but it's not meant to be fucking roses either

imagine having sex in a graveyard
damned by the dead forever

I just made a date with a really cute boy on Monday. I really need help with this. I've never been on a date before and especially not at my place. We're just getting dinner and then watching movies at my place. We have a weird sexual tension thing going on, but I'm not sure if anything is gonna happen.

I don't really have a direct question but HELP.

If you mustered up the courage to ask another person out and plan an entire day together and you're planning to go through with it there's literally nothing anyone here can say and nothing you need to hear, just literally do what you said you would fucking retard

>not using deodorant

I have to go throw up now. Surely that was a a bad joke, user.

All this anime erping and 0 serious bfs

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Yeah, but I've never met this person in real life and I'm full of insecurities. We have exchanged a few pictures and snaps, but I'm just freaking out. I'm terrified I'll do something wrong and ruin it all. It also doesn't help that I'm average in the dick department, and this guy isn't exactly inexperienced. I just don't know what to do, and I'm freaking out.

I never said I didn't use deodorant, I'm pointing out that even with just a normal shower your body is still gonna stink and since they haven't exactly made foreskin roll-ons no matter how much you shove soap down there it'll stink after a bit

I am so fucking sad and gay. I've been reading a bunch of Korean BL webtoons because I'm so fucking sad and alone.

pls send help

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>not accepting that youre not fit for relationships and giving up + alcohol
U gonna suffer anyon

That doesn't sound normal. Perhaps you have a glandular problem but my body certainly does not 'stink', please do take proper care of yourself from now on. You are truly a repulsive creature.

I'm too young to give up already. I still have time to get fit, take better care of myself, move out and start taking charge of my own life. I refuse to give up. But right now, I'm sad and it hurts. But this dark time will pass.

youtu.be/-kPkkqxsjIY

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Oh, that's cool, what do you play? I've always wanted someone I could be musical with.
History is interesting too, I just don't have the sort of mind that's good at that thing.

bottom

>I'm full of insecurities
Apparently not enough to the point where you backed out of asking him on a date, so there's that.
>We have exchanged a few pictures and snaps
And?
>It doesn't help that I'm average in the dick department, and this guy isn't exactly inexperienced
So? If he completely turns you down for having a cock he feels is too small that's not someone worth investing time in and now you learn your lesson that you don't go out with sluts, since you're saying he isn't inexperienced which heavily implies he's had sex before and more than likely frequently.
>I just don't know what to do, and I'm freaking out.
You literally listed off your entire date idea. You'll eat dinner and watch a movie, what more do you need to do?

It never gets better, the sooner you understand that the better. You can make it better with hard work but imo its not worth it.

Yeah that would be nice if we could make some music together. I play the lute. I'll probably be taking up baroque guitar too soon. I do like more modern music too though.

>bottom
Perfect.

How should I get into contact?

the faggots already deciding what positions they'll pretend to fuck in and you all wonder why no one takes you serious

You forgot about anime posting, even bigger redflag

This is Doctor user! This thread needs an injection of cute boys, 200ccs of cute boy pictures, stat!

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>complaining about anime on Jow Forums
the biggest redflag

everyone here is gonna get a bf if I get digits

if I don't get digits then I'll just try and give advice

Well, you made me feel much better. Thank you. I hope you eventually find a cute boy to love, user.

No wonder your kind cant get a bf when you behave like a manchild

t. no bf either

Im just mentally fucked up and lazy, and i havent found anyone that made me want to stop being lazy

I was expecting you to say something more modern but this is far more interesting.
Do you have a throwaway email or something?

Do you have a throwaway email or something?
No, but I just made one. [email protected]

You have to do it for yourself, stop making excuses. If I was your dad I wouldn't tolerate it for a second.

>tfw no bf who looks exactly like this, dammit

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Sadly youre not my dad, no motivation to do anything. I had some when i still believed in love.

>tfw no bf who looks exactly like this
it's over.

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>tfw no bf who looks exactly like this
I just want to die once

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