ITT: Special Talents

any of you lads have special talents? discuss here, and even see if anyone else can do what you can, ive got 2 of my own.
I dont know if anyone is able to do these, but here we go
>i can use my head to simulate feelings that are common, like drinking a monster, writing with a pen, eating, etc. I can use it to suppress headaches from caffeine withdrawal (fuck health) by simulating drinking a monster. It feels like i have a ghost arm, or mouth, thats eating, drinking, or doing any other somewhat basic function. I can even imagine things ive never done if i observe enough, and get a rough estimate, a good example is having sex, only rule is for eating and drinking, i can only simulate if ive done it recently.
>im pretty sure other people can do this one, but i can retain simple information and visualize things easily, heres a couple examples. I always hold these things in my mind, like pictures. I always have a world map, a map nearby my apartment, and layouts of my college. I can easily visualize things in my head, letting me understand some things easier.

so, do you guys have any cool talents?

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>I can temporarily mimic any accent I've heard within the last minute or so
Kinda useless but that's all I've got.

thats pretty cool user. Any contribution to this dying thread is nice

your special talent is having an imagination like everyone else? damn....

For some reason, my laziness never comes back to bite me in the ass. Anytime I'm placed in a bad situation because I didn't try hard enough I find a solution to fix the problem, which works every single time. Does luck actually exist or am I just good as weaseling my way out of sticky situations?

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I can do a really good forrest gump impression and people like my singing voice.

>so, do you guys have any cool talents?
Yeah, I've never lost an argument.

Its extremely realistic, it is the exact same feeling as if i was doing it. Its almost exactly the same thing. Its freakishly realistic.
same here, just whenever i used to fuck around at school in middleschool years ago, i would be able to do almost anything and get away with it. Skipped entire periods, went to a paid event by just saying i lost my ticket, etc.i dont know if mines luck, people are stupid, or im a good lier. Maybe all of the above?
nice talent user. Unless youve been argueing with some nigger normalfags.
Thats pretty good. You could probably be some sort of singer or entertainer if you put osme work into it, and if you enjoyed it enough.

>nice talent user. Unless youve been argueing with some nigger normalfags.
I assume anyone who argues against any position I hold strongly enough to care to defend is a dumb nigger. In other words, it's impossible that there would be someone capable of reasonably arguing against anything of which I am a proponent.

seems like youd be good in some government position, if you care passionately enough to defend some beliefs that would be brought up in your job. That is if you were a lawyer or some senate position. Especially if you like arguing as much as i do.

One time strapped my legs to the decks of two different boats and become the first person to waterski using boats as skis. then the current pulled them apart and later I became the first no-legged person to dance the Macarena

Im a good liar.

Thats about it..

Oh yeah, I can also convince people why another position in a argument is better than theirs and sometimes change their opinion.

im sure youre going to go down in history as one of the most revered and greatest people to live.

Thats a pretty nice talent user

I'm Can you try to change my mind on something? What are beliefs you hold strongly?

Anyone can do all of that.
My talent is: I can do everything.

lmk a opinion you hold and I will attempt to change your mind on it.

The only rule is that we wont be held by emotion and will instead rule by logic.

Okay. Let's say we came to an agreement on what constituted a heinous crime.

If someone is caught committing it on tape, no trial for them (and no jailtime for them after or without a trial) - no tax dollars spent on them. We have the freedom to torture and/or kill them.

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I can crack my knuckles non-stop, it hurts after the 10th time or so but I can keep going. I can also turn my foot sideways and put my full body weight on it with no pain, people often say they "rolled their ankle" and it hurts a lot but I guess I'm immune to that.

People getting sick of you and no longer responding isn't a victory just so you know.

May as well add that when cracking them I don't need to use the other hand to do it, one handed knuckle cracking.

I am really good at making stuff up I think.

po-post vocaroo

I can move my forehead, or basically the whole top of it, also with my ears, and i can sync it with music beats, at the end it seems useless, cool but useless, but i started using it as a form of alert, which sometimes works

I repeat: I have never lost an argument.

You must have really solid opinions then. I have lost arguments, but not out of being wrong, just because I make people so mad that I give up and apologize and say I was wrong.

Yes, I have absolute pitch.

im a somewhat quick thinker, probably because im q spastic autist, but it helps in arguments and debates

I do a really good British RP accent I picked up from watching Brief Encounter.

I can control processes inside my body by imagine my brain then imagine exploring a specific part of the brain and a window will pops up inside my head where i will utilize the variables relating to the body's function. I used it way more when i was a child then i am now as now i am too busy having anxiety

than* i am now
Sorry wrong grammar lol

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