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Jeeeeeeeeesus
Joes italian right?
Absolutely btfoed

>walk into the gym and see this
What do?

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN

SHROOMTECH

KRILL & MCT OIL

PRIMATE CARE PILLS

youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

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the small rogan one is better resolution, and it would be nearly impossible to reproduce part of the painting that would have been otherwise covered by rogan's head. I'm going to go with the small joe being the original.

Their difference in height is 1 inch, tho

yeah, 5'11 vs 6'0

>WHAAAT?! you don't fast?
>YOU ARE JUST A FAGGOT WITH NO DISCIPLINE
>I CAN'T HEAR THAT!

fucking lost kek

Damn this was incredible

F

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god damn it i fuckin hate joe rogan. how the fuck did this guy get so popular

Borderline retards and druggies

his podcast has a general interest and is calming and fills that same niche AM radio used to while being marginally more intellectually stimulating but not really and also it doesn't beat you over the head with insanely politically polarized bullshit. He respects his guests and acknowledges he don't know fucking shit about fuck.

>Talk about chimps and Kinison
>befriend him
>start doing comedy
>get on JRE
>become his opener
>profit

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I KNOW ITS SMALL STOP STARING AT IT IM JELQING OKAY

Nice shoop, asshole.

>and it would be nearly impossible to reproduce part of the painting that would have been otherwise covered by rogan's head.
heh

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manlet

its over for you if u dont have hair

hair > face/height > frame

>frazetta conan painting
Based manlet

Yes the narcisiscm of posting a "tough guy" selfie and uploading it to thousands of people is comparable to posting anonymously on a secret pusy appreciation forum to an audience of literally 3 people (i.e. You, me and the janny)

Delet

That's not a "tough guy" selfie you fucking dipshit
He's obviously being goofy. Maybe try interacting with other humans and you will pick up on shit like that. Now stop projecting your insecurities and go eat your chicken tendies neckbeard

That guy must work at ILM

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that's one tough looking toddler, imagine that trying to climb your leg.

Is he natty?

Man he looks unhealthy. That drug cocktail is catching up

For all the crazy/gimmicky shit this dude does for health, he looks like complete dog shit

Norwood Reaper is merciless

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Holy fuck hahahahhahhahhaahahahahah

>irish, italian, 1% asian, 1.6% african