"user, I'd like to introduce you to my dad."

95% make up

Still an excellent breeding stock.

Hope my genetics with half of yours make some good children.

Why do all women put their tongues against their teeth like that in pictures? I've only seen women do it

Correct
Smiling ain't being a soiboi. Especially when you're jacked as shit and it's an obvious "haha I'm pretending to be nice but I literally will rip your penis off and choke you to death with it if you touch my daughter"

I’d be super excited desu, as long as he liked me.

>desu
What the fuck

Welcome newfag, enjoy your wordfilter.

>manlet

>"I thought we agreed on no threesomes?"

Dolph is really the chaddest ubermensch around

>that father-daughter leg touch
European fucking shits...

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I don’t know what i said to be filtered that’s the first time it’s gotten me

T B H turns into desu

Ah that’s what I get for acronyming

At what time do I have to roid and use massive amounts of GH to look like that at 60+?
>30yo boomer that still looks like 20

I'd guess around 40 years old, depends on the individual.

Cremasteric reflex is when your balls retract and prepare for insemination after being touched on the inner leg. This dudes balls are halfway to Jupiter by now

welcome new friend.

She is very close with her father.

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Not much gh though, or you'll become a golem like big lenny

I’m not sure what Dolph is on but a lot of it is just genetics for most people. My dad is almost in his 60’s and hardly looks 30 with most of his gains kept but it’s just German genetics and working out like a motherfucker

Might as well breed your own skinny sexy european daughter, right?

Thanks, I finally lost enough weight to explore further than /b/

Girls with dads like that do anal in college

Didnt she get pregnant at the age of like 14?

reddit response

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Parents who do this are such fucked up disasters

If a man have a need to wrap his daughter in a shirt like that he is either have a terrible sense of humor or knows that his daughter is a stupid slut or he is a giant bitch.

Why not all 3?

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All that's missing is a soiface on the kid on the right

>I literally will rip your penis off and choke you to death with it

Imagine being the kind of guy who gets in a fight and his first instinct is to go grabbing the other guy's dick

Oh my fuck

>not going for the surprise blowjob

Chimps do that

Yeah, I know, dumbass, those genes are why I stalked out where you live and how to find you via your inst.

Serious. Fucking weirdos.

I think the cancer levels have reached a thousand on this one.

based and redpilled

I must break you

Pshhhh nothin personal old timer...

I repeat the chad zoomer and the Virgin 30 yo boomer

GO TO BED JOE

couldve just said girls, all women are whores

That would be fucking based Id ask him if we could lift together. And on another note I'd impregnate her as quickly as possible, zero chance I'm letting that prime breeding stock go to waste. Infact I'd insist she have a minimum of 10 kids.

Nobody gives a fuck about you, boomer

Damn his fucking genetics big hands having aryan gigachad

see Look how young she got pregnant lol

Jesus Christ dude, they're middle schoolars

>hey "my dad", im user
You have to outboomer the boomer.

not the same girl, the left are australians, the right has a US flag in the background

Imagine not using the best move possible for fear of coming across as gay

Jesus fucking christ

Underrated post.

You AmeriJews have filthy minds. No wonder you are inbred retards.

CHads and stacies literally look the same WTF

Learn what acronyms are.

I'd be shameful to have a daughter that behaves in such a whorish way.

OH-OH SAYYYYY
CAAAAN YOOOOU SEEEEE

Based

Fake. Not the same person.

there's some subtle difference to it that doesn't make it a soibitch grin. i'm not just saying that cuz of his skull. The Rock makes soibitch faces all the time.

it probably allows them to tense their face in ways they perceive as more desirable, like the duckface. notice how you don't see duckface anymore but you see a mimic in which they do a similar thing to their cheeks, changing their facial muscle structure (or whatever its called) without pushing their lips out as much or at all

Wondering if Dolph had a son, what he'd look like.

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>im gonna have to kill your dad babe

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>american spergs out over the touching of limbs and instantly thinks of incest
Why are you so perverted and repressed? Is it the sectarian protestantism?

Best Making It ending

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>have literal island mansions where your rich jewish degenerates have sex with children
>that's ok and instead thinks strong european family bonds are weird
Amerimutts, never change.

it's called mewing, newfag

This

>can I hang out with you sir instead of your daughter?

I don't give a fuck about a thot if I can have a chance becoming buddies with Dolph Lundgren.

Guess he upped the dose recently

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Nice

why is duckface dead?

>amerifatty fucking wrecked

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Please don't ask, user. Please just let it stay dead.

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>recently
thats some old paparazzi picture taken by some bloodsucking vermin in hollywood trying to make money out of the weirdest angles of every celebrity in the universe after selling his indian family to buy a camera.

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Imagine if you were gay and your boyfriend was Scott Eastwood and you had to be introduced to his dad

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Fuck I wish,God tier genetics right there

she somehow already looks like a 30+yr old washed up prostitute lmao

Newfags are fren, not food

Sweet.
I’d love to be introduced to Dolph Lundgren.

I want to believe

your values are weird, and you should know that

Youre the weird one.

Siy desu senpai

Most of the elites that go to these kind of parties are based in Europe, retard.

user look at the names of the people who went to Epstein's pedo island.

Besides Bill Clinton, everyone else has a very obvious name and it's not exactly European
>Marvin Minsky

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The differences are subtle. Look at his eyes he looks genuinely happy instead of attention seeking, over-exaggerated soiboy smile.

imagine meeting dolph and knowing his daughter enough to hang out with him