>Be me >Read about low dose Viagra boosting test and gains here >Buy off the interwebs from pajeets >Take a 25mg dose before gym to maximize pump >Everything is fine >Do preachers curls >Thot gets in line of sight and does thot raises and assorted thotercises >Oh Lord my savior is rising >Have no idea what to do >Minutes pass >Random Boomer comes over "haha hey buddy can I work in?" >"Uh no"- must not stand >No clue what to do, Richard Johnson is on high alert >Time passes >Start googling on my phone how to stop an erection >Boomer returns "hey man I really need to finish my workout can I...Jesus what the fuck is that shit?" >Picture of shunt being put in penis to remove blood as a cure for persistent erections is on phone >I didn't realize it was there so I jump up "hey man it's not what it looks like" >Erection is clearly poking up shorts >Thot turns around when Boomer yelped and sees my erection and screams >Gym manager hears and Boomer and thot tell staff I must have been jerking off to some penis torture shit >I go full spaghetti when the manager asks my side because saying I was popping boner pills seems just as bad >Get banned
What do fit? That was the only gym in 10 miles besides planet fitness
That really sucks. But you shouldn't be looking up deranged shit on your phone in public unless you're able to hide it well. Time to invest in some dumbbells, like our good friend Apu has done.
Jack Nelson
Put me in the screencap
Josiah Powell
Lol oh my god
That was probably me you read (I recounted a story about doing gym hardmode with viagra).
The first couple of times you take it you have out of control raging boner with no control whatsoever.
Why would you take it and go out in public without testing out the effects first?!
Tyler Stewart
Cant wait for the comic this newyears ill see you there
Samuel Lopez
Fucking...also. ..part of making it "hardmode" is that if you get distracted by thots for a second...you will get erection and no stopping it
Its hardmode in a sense that it's like fucking dark souls at the gym.
A true test of willpower and self control.
You lost this round
Carson Anderson
>"b-but I read online that boner pills boost gainz" If you're dyel, it would make perfect sense.
Ethan Hill
Based
Jose Taylor
Someone make the screenshot, I'm too lazy
Isaac Howard
Based
Owen James
Original thread:
Parker Flores
Where did you buy it(website)? Do they ship to US?
Robert Reed
you believed the meme my dude you need to not show the power level.
i also fell for the Jow Forums memes and am t-rex mode :/
Skipped the steroids and went right to the viagra.
For gains.
Benjamin White
>Takes boner medicine >Gets boner Who would have guessed it
Sebastian James
thank you OP for being an amazing idiot
Liam Price
Better not be fatty tempted by pizza free candy. Have fun working out with the pesants at planet fitness. Being sad while all the sweaty tendi loving autist exersise im sure you van have good /fit talks with them. Im sure you can walk around there diamonds and no one would care because >"We're not a gym, We're Planet Fitness"
Alexander Reed
Call them and explain your case. Use the links from the original thread to back up your statement. That is your only real choice besides building a home gym (which isn't a bad idea either).
James Sanchez
>hey bro unban me, here are some posts from a chechnian boot review website telling me to take dick pills
Daniel Ramirez
They're .gov URLs you stupid ass. The NLM. Look at this OP:
Honestly... >Oh Lord my savior is rising >Have no idea what to do >Minutes pass
Why didn't you pack your shit up and gtfo immediately right when this happened?
Joseph Price
>going hard
Samuel Walker
Lol newfag. Tbh i go along with larps/pastas cuz its funny to see how the thread plays out. Ur not cool, your not funny. You will die alone and i can ohp your tendi loving lard ass.
Andrew Morgan
I still need to buy viagra/cialis but it's the same price as a cycle of freaking sarms doesn't seem worth it.
Ryan Diaz
>DUUUUDDDEEEE 2 STUDIES DONE ON A SUPER SMALL SAMPLE SIZE WITH NO INFO ON WHETHER THEY’RE TRAINED ON UNTRAINED??? >LET’S DO IT BRO!!!! literally r*ddit
Henry Hill
le shit nigger :^)
Kevin Cox
I had a fucking enormous uncontrollable erection in shorts right next to a thot I didn't want to be arrested as a sexual predator
Isaac Sanders
You're missing the point. He isn't making a scientific debate, he only needs to present data from what is considered a credible source to the gym owner to explain his reasoning. That's it. He doesn't have to mention 4Ch or anything else. Please consider making higher quality posts. I will not (You) again.
Chase Garcia
Honestly dont even mention the viagra thing.
Tell owner that you took arginine and yohimbine together as a supplement and they had an unintended vasodilation effect leading to errection.
You should've worn compression shorts to minimize the boner. A similar situation also happened to me but I just had to sit on the gym floor criss cross applesauce for 15 minutes
Jose Lopez
If OP is retarded enough to take dick pills before the gym he is dumb enough to cite Jow Forums
Easton Garcia
He would have been there for 2-4hrs waiting for erection to go down.
Besdies that...sounds like he couldnt even stand up because he was circus tenting his shorts and someone was waiting for machine.
Joshua Anderson
This is a solid idea. Do what this user suggested, OP.
David Scott
In that case put your phone and water bottle over your penis and run like hell into the locker room. Hopefully no one in there sees your erection and thinks you're gay
