I'm heading down to the gas station for some cigarettes. You guys want something?

I'm heading down to the gas station for some cigarettes. You guys want something?

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pack of marlboro menthols and a snapple please my good man

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I dont want us to be left behind

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Can we come with, I could use a chat and some company

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apricort yogurt please

Need a lighter.

Oh and if you don't mind a bombay bad boy and today's daily mail.

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a bag of jalapenos kettle chips please user

I calI shotgun!!

Very good choice.
Can you drive? I never passed my driving exam.
idk how many people can fit in the car.
I'll try my hardest to get these.

>all those cctv cameras

police state america

Get us a starbar lad

Yeah champ, could you get me some sips. Why don't you ask the manager for a job while you're there? Don't forget to give him a firm handjo-- erm, handshake. Wew, it's been a long day at work, you'll have to forgive me bud.

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Based, thank you good sir.

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I always think of this when someone posts that boomer handshake line

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Too many niggers. Plus it's not a police state if it's a private company :^)

Thanks user!! I've been craving apricot yogurt for a while, i hope you find some

Gum, owe some to somebody

Fuggin lol, what's he want to do, crush that jew's hand while shaking it to assert dominance? I just don't get boomer logic. Boomers and their firm handjob meme always make me kek.

I'll have a Kinder Bueno, some Camel blues and a cold beer please. And a hot dog

Some PBR for me please fren. I know you don't have a driver's license, but do you have any other ID? If not, some Dr. Pepper or RC Cola would be great as well. Maybe we can walk there together? These nightwalks get pretty lonely after a while and it would be nice to have some kindred company.

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a bag of lays, thanks dude

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The original doomer (ofc it's an australian shitposter).

Like it or not, this is what an alpha male looks like. This guy makes meme Chads look like catamites.

$1 Slurpee if it's a 7/Eleven, if not get me some twisties
Thank U user

Please get me any kind of orange soda and airheads user. Orange Crush or Cactus Cooler if they have it! You shouldn't smoke too much user, you know it's bad for your health. Look into nicotine gum/patches and vapes/e-cigs. They gotta have at least one of those there. Gas stations don't have slushies do they? Thanks user!

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-byt

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Some cola and chips, thank you very much

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Why are gas stations so goddamn comfy?

Our gas station is also a pub
Top comfy

Maybe because they remind you of road trips. Do you like road trips?

A little bit. Last road trip I went on wasn't that pleasant though.

Monster, Doritos and a Slim Jim, if they don't have that then a Jack Link's will do.

Please stop smoking. It's bad for you and the environment.

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Sourpatch kids pls

Oh no, why? What happened?