Okay i need to get this shit off my chest to anybody

Okay i need to get this shit off my chest to anybody

>be 23 year old virgin
>browse /b/ and other shit boards since 15.
>wild cutie appears and falls in love with me
>shes cute and sweet and nice
>obvious choice is obvious
>date her
>move in with her
>one day I wake up to her in hysterics
>"user what the FUCK is this who are these people *sob* who the FUCK are these ppl???"
>think Oh my fuck. She literally got into my phone.
>scores and scores of Instathot screenshots, even people she knew. Her friends etc. Pictures that were nary thought of but for a nut
>scores of feet pictures
>scores of interracial big dicc porn
>she breaks down only over the Instathots, is totally fine with my foot fetish and gay fetish (lol)
>she literally stays with me because she loves me
>i get caught with Instathot screenshots like 5 more times
shes still with me and moving with me in 3 weeks
She makes such a huge deal when she hacks MY fucking phone and finds shit SHE doesnt like. Am I in the wrong? Btw the screenshots are of ppl we usually both know.. but its my fucking phone

Also what are some good excersises to combat degenerative disc disorders?

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yes no maybe
can you repeat the question
you are not the boss of me now
you're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big...
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now

What are some good exercises for off topic zoomer blogging?

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Nigga you need to get your habits under control. She sounds like a good girl.

yawn.

This thread's boring

Sage

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You are in the wrong, stop being a faggot. No, it isn't literal cheating, and she shouldn't have gone through your phone. But you don't want to screw up what could be one of the best things in your life for some literal bullshit pics on your phone. Wipe it and grow up.
Also, your back is fucked gg

Delete that crap user, nuts are worthless but a loving gf is gold.

rollin

Pls pls be a white country

>gay fetish
kek
Also this isn't Jow Forums, fuck off
Roll

she's probably searching reasons to betray you, beware my man!

Based and Malcolm pilled

You should get the porn under control it’ll rot your brain, but also she’s in the wrong for going through your phone without permission. Sounds like a breeding ground for trust issues

Please be a cold country

Roll

You got busted for the same shit five more times? Homie, I do believe you instathot spank bank has bought you a golden pass. Take it off your mind. If shes still with you at this point she will never be leaving. Your porn stash made it it more than clear to here that the bitch is up against both Stacey and Tyrone. It's literally a Patrice O'Neal talking point: women don't leave if they know who will take their place tomorrow. And in your case, half the country's a candidate. Congrats on gaining the upper hand, user.

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Better be a stable place this time

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would be funny if I end up in my own country

Watching ADHD youtubers

How would you feel if you found pics of dudes and interracial shit in her phone?
I guess that's irrelevant though because if you really have this kind of shit on your phone you need to cut it out fast regardless of you having a gf or not. It seems like you're addicted to this kind of stuff and need to seriously stop

Holy shit. I will change.
Today.

Rollin

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I would love to see her blacked.

Your girl sounds amazing, do whatever you can to keep her. Delete the photos.

kek and based

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Don't do it user. Don't you dare.
I'm glad you posted this, you and I are exactly alike.

I should start reading the anarchist cookbook.

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and then you woke up

Kek, why didn't you lock phone behind decent password?

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>porn ruins another mans life
he he, nothin personnel, goyim

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Rick

>fitness

Roll

It was a pattern and she scoped it out
Dude I fucking WISH. She has been hanging this over my head for a year. I probably deserve it but I wish it was a dream. I fucked up from day fucking ONE.

rollski

She fell asleep sad

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Roll

Why the fuck would you screenshot

And yes it's perfectly reasonable for her to be upset that you're constantly masturbating to mutual acquaintances

DONT LET ME BECOME A NIGGER

I never lose

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Rol

Kys OP. She deserves someone better.

rollerino

rollin

rollingggg

roll for science

Flossing

rooll

No way, im the only white guy in Senegal

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Roll out

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Dialate.

Rollin
hope it's a fw country

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COME ONNNNN

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rebirth saga underrated

G

You have two options. You either break up to ensure she doesn't have to deal with your shit anymore, or become a better person.

Whatever you do don't fuck it up, okay?

RRRRRRRRRRoling

Tel her its just fantasy but that she is fantasy came real.
Very deep i know but woman like compliments.tell her a man has his needs and you will delete those pics if she gives you sexy pics of her.

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Roll

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gay and rebirth pilled

You can't "hack" a phone. You have a shot password or she look on the corner of the eye your password

Shecares very much , lucky

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Rollin' and reportin'

Fucking wasted trips. Abortion means reroll I guess?

Why tf do you guys let them have access on your phone. As soon as I would see a chick only touching my phone without asking I would say "Get the fuck out of my room you whore".
This is privacy. What I do in my private life is for no ones interest.

Post her feet

Rolin

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gods please 90-99

Role(lol)

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fuark

only if you get the old one the oriignal, the other ones are fake shit to make retards kill or harm themselfs

rollin

Should have used regular password with numbers or fingerprint/facelock.

Come on GB!