>your gf has been prescribed anti-depressants since early puberty >as a side effect she's literally become an asexual >obviously our sex is horrible since she's never had an orgasm in her life - ever >obviously I get the blame, and my dick
Fucking shit fuck. I keep telling her it's the fucking Prozac or whatever she's always been on, not my dick.
Lmao no it's you, you cant get her off this is hilarious
Christopher James
She is telling you it is YOU because it is you stupid fuck, stop complaining and crying (blaming) it on her and fix yourself
Angel Diaz
Dude, go to work on her clit with your mouth, your fingers, and if necessary bring in devices, until she cums. Problem solved.
Wyatt Flores
Look, even on antidepressants you can still turn her on. Figure our what her kink is (she may not know it yet) and start there. Try bondage and watch her cunt start dripping.
Zachary Wood
Wow so you are a fuck up and try to say it's her? I really hope you are underage and st least she knows she can get off and you are the failure, you would be better off at sucking dick on Grindr or being a bottom
Logan Gutierrez
So you get off on blaming OP?
Such white knights. Did it occur to you that maybe, just maybe women aren't perfect goddesses and sometimes they're actually to blame for something..?
The amount of absolutely frigid women is notable but since men are morons, they just compete who's the "toughest guy" instead of waking up to the fact women are broken, their pussies are loose etc.
Brody Flores
>Lmao no it's you, you cant get her off this is hilarious
How is it me? She has never had an orgasm IN HER LIFE and she's an adult. She literally doesn't even masturbate because she has no urges. It's a known side effect of Prozac.
Christopher Clark
>girls are chemically castrated with unnecessary medication >all because companies need money
Noah Fisher
>White knighting >Maybe just maybe Plebbit has subverted this place to its very core
But what do you usually do with her in bed? Maybe she's really unable to get an orgasm but have you actually done enough to make it possible?
Samuel Cook
How can anyone disregard manblaming in 2019?
Every single problem in a relationship is always pinned on the guy. The girl can be a schizo and still it's just that the guy wasn't alpha enough to handle her. Women have been elevated up into the fucking stratosphere and one 0/5 woman is worth 10 male model doctors these days. The only reason why you don't deny this is because you want the women as much as I do and you want to destroy competition. Fucking natural selection, always in the way of the truth.
Jaxon Powell
Your a loser that cant get a female off now fuck off and go suck a dick you need to come to terms with this you are a failure
Lincoln Nelson
>give her free housing and food >deal with her mental issues unconditionally >deal with the fact that HER chemical castration has emasculated me in this soulless relationship >work 8 hours a day while she plays League of Legends
>"dude you haven't done enough, you're not pleasing her"
I regret asking the Internet anything.
Tyler Garcia
Explain why my ex had orgasms you jealous fuck face Enjoy being 30 and virgin
Liam Robinson
I think you replied to the wrong post. Your comment was not original as always
Gabriel Myers
>Every single problem in a relationship is always pinned on the guy.
This. Prove it wrong.
The fact is that in 2019 men obsess over women but women don't really obsess over guys - or even need guys. They can push a button on Tinder and receive a doctor. So if it doesn't work out, the girl just dumps the guy and says it was his fault, and moves on to the next.
We've become expendable. We're being objectified and used, like drones or human dildos. And you're totally fine with it.
Jeremiah Baker
>none of these have anything to do with sex, your autistic ass took the question completely out of context
Christian Russell
He's saying free housing is adequate compensation for bad sex and he's completely right. Bitch has no right to complain if she lives like a leech.
Brody Perry
>>give her free housing and food >>deal with her mental issues unconditionally >>deal with the fact that HER chemical castration has emasculated me in this soulless relationship >>work 8 hours a day while she plays League of Legends >>"dude you haven't done enough, you're not pleasing her" >I regret asking the Internet anything.
Dude, if you can write those bullet points and not know what to do, asking the internet isn't going to help you.
You can do two things:
1. Try different things to make her cum. 2. Stop caring if she cums.
Given the deal you currently have, as you describe it, I suggest #2. If she eventually cucks you, then it turns out she wasn't actually asexual and the problem WAS you all along. If she's really asexual, she won't cuck you and you get your current deal indefinitely.
Brandon Ross
>Bitch has no right to complain if she lives like a leech.
dont be upset when she inevitably cheats on you then lmao
Eli Hernandez
Learn how to have sex you selfish piece of shit
Xavier Wilson
No you just are shitty in bed and she will cheat on you or dump you hopefully
Austin Thompson
So let me get this straight. You're implying frigid females don't exist...?
Aiden Ramirez
I asked you what you're doing in bed, not in her life, dummy. If you're unhappy with her then just leave her but you started a thread about her having no orgasms and blaming you so that's what I'm referring to. It's not like she's gonna cum from you being a good person. So let me ask you again: are you trying to please her in bed or do you expect her to cum just like that? Cause maybe she has a right to blame you so that's what we're trying to figure out. But from your answers so far it looks like you're not doing much to give her an orgasm, no wonder she doesn't want to have sex with you