Finally got my first /mire/
Had to share it with my Jow Forumsbros
Context:
>I'm a PT at multiple gtms
>My first tine at this gym
>This receptionist added me and messaged me on Insta literally seconds after meeting me
>how she got my insta I have absolutely no idea
So yeah post your mires boys
Excuse my autistic spelling
Impressive!
She a milf? Post more pics of her you fag.
Finally a legit mire in this kind of threats. Average poster just thinks a quick glance is a mire, when if you think about it you yourself ‘mire’ daily a lot of people who you are not attracted to. Good job op
I don't find her attractive desu. Responded saying I'm too busy Monday and she's like "im working anyway"
Btw is it saying "file no longer exists" for you guys?
Its still there. Is she a milf answer me.
>im working anyway
Oof why you gotta be so savage on her?
mire threads are weird. men talking to other men about how a girl looked in their direction and repeating: JUST BE KONFIDUNT BRO.
At gym other day adn the receptionist greeted me whil eating my cheese and steak onion sanwich sub from the shop next door she said she liked it so I went there and thought about going out as a date there because her eyes lookign at me sometimes when squatting on the Friday a couple weeks ago but wouldn't know what I would order thinking about her and macros aren't so good
If you’re not interested, why u still talking to her?
Nigga what
I fucking hate emojis so much. Will a girl think its weird if I don't use a million faggy little smiley faces to communicate with her?
You're so stupid
Based and sandwichpilled
I'm not. I still haven't responded to her latest message. Thing is I can't be a dick since I will be seeing her at work 3 times a week
Because they’re not autistic. It conveys feeling in a playful manner. Not something you’d expect people on Jow Forums to understand.
Shes crazy for you man, nice
I wouldn't say MILF. Probably mid 30s. Strikes me as a typical club rat that has probably taken a few black dicks
Ok that makes sense
>t. slag
TITS OR GTFO
Only mire I've ever gotten:
>be skellington dyel all my life
>decide to one day start getting fit
>eat 3000+ calories a day and doing starting strength(lel)
>after like 2 months of training
>friend of mine at work: "have you been going to the gym? You're lookin bigger"
>me: "haha yeah just a couple times a week"
>end
>Getting allergy shot from nurse
>"did you lose weight? you're starting to look cut!"
Felt good at the time, but later all I could think about was "starting".
Based
desu she put you in an awkward spot by jumping out like that.
also, I can see the weird crazy thing in her eyes and don't blame you for not being attracted lol.
imagine if a guy did this to a girl, all her friends would be calling him a creep. double standards, it's weird and unprofessional.
Women do what the men they're into want them to do. My gf used to use a million little shit emojis all the time but I never used them so after a few days she stopped using them and now almost never used them
>Go to in-laws for family BBQ
>Brother in law and his wife are fitness freaks; platinum level P90X, no 9-5 job (they sell their lifestyle), rich(?), beautiful people, connected, etc
>Gave up being envious and started lifting for my health and to impress my wife
>No special shakes or bars - use Carnation Instant Breakfast and homemade peanut butter/oatmeal bars
>Homemade weights and equipment
>Looking better
>Brother in law mouthing off about fitness
>Mentions I'm still fat / weak
>Get up, grab bro in law by neck and belt
>Dead lift him above my head
>Throw on couch
>Flex much larger muscles than him
Feelsgood.exe
>Impress family - especially brother in law
>Get up, grab bro in law by neck and belt
>Dead lift him above my head
>Throw on couch
This is so autistic but based
And then everyone clapped.
>dealifting above your head
ok spiderman
I sent a pic of myself flexing to my gf
She responded with "nice"
Kek based body dismorphiaposter
fuck you for making me laugh at that mental image
Based
just fuck her you pussy lol
>be me
>right now at the gym
>gym qt doing exercises right next to me
>preening
>excessive (sexual?) grunting
wat do help
> go to university party
> decent face, 6'2, 172lbs ottermodeish
> on dance floor listening to performers
> make short eye contact with 7/10 grill
> keep fooling dancing around with classmates
> a while later feel someone slap my ass
> turn around its the 7/10
> she turns around and bends over abit so I slap her ass back
> she slaps mine again
> i smile and slap hers again
> she says "youre such a wuss"
> i shrug and turn away from her, continuing to fool and dance with the ones im there with
> later that night I go home alone
In hindsight I shouldve been more aggressive but what a weird way to hit on someone, just slapping their ass.
>undergrad at uni
>female friend walking with me from class
>oh user have you been going to the gym?
>no I'm just wearing a tight shirt
dumb bitch
Got this a few days ago after having my shirt off in front of a friend and I'm so starved for attention that I saved it. She is a qt and I love her but she's moving states.
She wants the D, user. Invite her out and pound her before she moves out
>but what a weird way to hit on someone, just slapping their ass.
Women are autistic
This will sound like the most cuck thing you ever heard, but
I think she is like, wife material. We're each other's BEST friends. We've talked every day, hung out, cuddled, etc. She's also a virgin. She doesn't want to have sex outside of a relationship. And we've both admitted we have feelings for one another, but since she's moving, and I didn't want to do long distance, I never made a move
I fucking love her and want a relationship with her. I can literally see myself marrying this woman, so I respect her too much to try and ruin what she values over some pucci
I'm trying to figure out how I can move out to where she is so I can be with her. And then I shall give her the D.
>at gym
>need to shit
>take huge shit
>go to flush
>toilet clogged
>still need to shit
>use different toilet
>big shit
>also clogged
>go to receptionist
>"hey I just went in the bathroom and someone clogged two toilets"
>plumber arrives as I finish my workout
>gives me a wink
>"big shits man"
Made it
>probably taken a few black dicks
pfff big deal, ill take her. There's no way she's taken more black dicks than I have
return sensual grunt
Oh please. Just fuck her dude. You'll be glad you did. Once she's gone and the opportunity is missed, you'll regret not doing it every. single. day.
I have to be in a relationship with her to fuck her though
I regret not being in a relationship with her
yikes
Mired
>at gym doing OHP
>185x5 new pr hehe
>varbie with boulder shoulders mires from dumbbell area
>she comes over and grabs the bar and jokes
>haha can I work in a quick set hehe ;)
>”kn-knock yourself out”
>she makes a face and walks away
>go home
>fap and cry
Say "Please stop, that grunting is making me aroused; unless that's why you're doing it"
tried to but she had headphones and was "jamming out" when I asked to work in with her facepulls. I just got as big of a pump as I could before I left and smiled at her. Maybe it was just me, but her grunting sounded sexual and I started rockin a semi. Im fuckin paranoid about sexual harassment allegations since college. Just gonna tell myself its better to not risk shiting where I eat to cope
Based and Dutuertepilled
Was at my friend's house and his dad said I was looking good and getting bigger. Feelsreallygood because he always kind of looked at me and said he saw potential in some way, now I'm starting to fulfill that.
>at gym lifting
>girl from a cardio class starts chatting me up
>at some point says “your kids are really cute”
>”my kids?”
>”haha yeah on your instagram...”
>I never gave her my Instagram or even told her my name before
>things get uncomfortable, chat ends
>never see her again
Dumb ho lmao
I don't even get what you did wrong. Is "knock yourself out" not something people say anymore? I thought it just meant "sure, go ahead".
It you don't fuck her, someone else will.
Based
You did it My man
I can feel the pride from here
>desu
>desu
Being this new
>graduated high school in 2016
>go back a few days ago to visit teachers
>insanely ripped AP calc teacher
>he's like 5'8 185 and OHPs 2plaet
>ex-Marine
>says "you look good man, looks like you put on a lot of muscle"
I'm literally still dyel. but thanks teach
Similar thing happened to me
>having dinner with friends at bdubs
>I'm about to leave
>cute manager mirin
>comes over
>hows everything?
>good, im just leaving
>aw leaving already, stay and hang out with us
>((awkward silence))
>keep holding eye contact..
>she walks away.. IDIOT
I fuckin made it bros
Holy shit pls be real
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR I WANT A GIRL TO STALK ME ONLINE AND OBSESS OVER ME I WOULD GRANT HER EVERY REQUEST AND BE HER LOVE SLAVE ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR I JUST WANT TO TOUCH A GIRL REEEEEEEEEEE
I got mired by an elderly gay guy at a pride parade. He mumbled something and showed me thumbs up. I guess I'm making it..?
That the cheapest more you can possibly get
t. have been mired/sexually harassed by homos my whole adult life even before I lifted
so tell her you want to be in a relationship. then be in one
I'm not sure what she expected of a person who just finished a hard set. Could as well start chatting you up during the set.
Out of literal thousands of people that were there he was the only one that actively mired. This sucks. There were so many cute girls and they didn't give a fuck. I even went shirtless for quite some time and fuck all.
At Otakon and black twink Diavolo cosplayer winks at me
it's nice to see one mire that isn't bullshit
She’s only got one virginity bro. She will always remember you for having taken it. No matter how many miles if dick she takes wherever she moves to. Take her virginity and if it’s meant to be you’ll end up with her
That's fucked up.
>Kamusta ka
Mabuti naman! flip chicks fucking love it when you hit them with some tagalog
based and clogpilled
That user probably was just awkward and autistic and gave off a bad vibe. Clearly he failed her test (and her test is probably higher than his)
If you check into the gym or make posts with the hashtag she could see them?
Yeah that’s probably what she did, I’ve checked in a few times. Also side note, that’s a great way to check out your local gym thots and also to find a gym bro
Wow OP, that sounds serious.
Im sure she is not like that to all people she meets
certainly there is something special about someone finally reaching out to you right?
It cant just be her personality can it?
Still hit it
Ooh, ooh, I got one.
>be me
>college vaccine day, I signed up on a whim
>show up early for my vaccine
>nurse is mid 40s, blonde, probably a bombshell in her younger years
>she closes the curtain and tells me to take my shirt off because I was wearing a long sleeve shirt and apparently my rolling my sleeve up wasn't going to cut it.
>"Look at you, you must get a lot of girls with a body like that? You're so handsome to boot!"
>"Y-YOU TOO"
I like to think she was just trying to calm me down before she stuck the needle
>”thanks but I prefer women, not girls”
you blew it bro
>college vaccine day, I signed up on a whim
Good thing you already have autism
>be ginger
>have 4 ft long hair
>live 40 minutes from the border
I live in a constant state of Latina mires.
>be me, like 10 years ago
>barely exercising at all at that time, maybe some toning stuff or whatever but still look pretty fit
>wear this tight white t shirt out that makes my body look better than it actually is
>standing on sidewalk downtown
>some hot ass black chick feels up my arm when she walks by with her friends and catches me off guard and mumbles like "mmm" or something
>i sperg out and dont say anything cuz i'm a massive autistic faggot
>she gets mad and says "fine whatever"
Show us pls
>couple months of actually committing to lifting
>after spring break dude asks if I've been working out, says I'm looking good
>decide I just want to get ripped instead of get big
>several months later roomate asks If I've lost weight
>says my face looks thinner
>have sex with this dude
>always complements my ass and legs
Pretty much all the mires I've gotten.
>have sex with this dude
dude wtf that's gay
well, not entirely. Did the balls touch?
Yeah I'm homo. Life is so much better now, dudes mire my ass all the time. Women are gay. I can just adopt/surrogate for children. Women are literally subhuman.
God what a fucking faggot go live your boring life
t. the receptionist
10/10 game spitting desu
no they are super fucking faggy and autistic. Friendzone retards use emojis in every text. Emojis are to be used VERY sparingly, otherwise you're just a zoomer forever virgin that a woman could never possibly respect.
no women will think you're an actual man and not a little boy they have no interest in
kek.
All the attractive girls ive run into have bf’s. Am i suppose to steal them from the bf and then fight him?
>Dead lift him above my head
Bane?