Kissless hugless virgin

>kissless hugless virgin
>make fun of wagies on Jow Forums for years
>get a job one day
>get my first gf a month later (she's a coworker)
>have sex 15 times a week

Fuck this place and everything it told me

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What's the difference between dragon and wyvern?

fake, I have a job for years and still no gf

Dragons have 4 legs and two wings

Wyverns have 2 wings and 2 legs

Then kill yourself immediately. I literally got together with her a month after I started working there. We're still together 4 months later.

Dragons have 6 limbs, 4 legs and 2 wings. Wyverns are like bats, the front legs are combined with the wings.

Good,we don't need more normalfags here

You're missing the point, idiot. If you stopped repeating the same stale memes on this board all the time, you can become """""""normal"""""""" too

You're missing the point, retard. Your sorry ass is still posting here, despite being """""""normal"""""""".

dragons have 4 legs and 2 wings, wyverns have 2 wings and 2 legs. The dragon is basically an alligator with wings, while the wyvern is a cooler pterodactyl

can anyone convince me to care?

>kil urself because I have girl and u dont
Why? Does everybody need to have a fuck sticker or kids?

this is made up story this would never happen IRL

>I can't get a girl so everyone who tells me they can is lying

Honestly I believe it
>Be on gap year
>Be NEET during gap year
>Living with mom
>After 6 months of her hounding at me to get a job, I manage to get one
>Within the first day working there I make my first friend in a year and we play Apex Legends together
>Up to this point, I had no friends
There's also this fat bottomed qt I want to drain my balls in. It probably won't happen, but it might
Probably won't though

FUCKING NORMALFAGGOTS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i believe it but OP probably settled for his gf and isnt telling us

Actually she's way above my league. I wouldn't even try to get with her if she didn't make the first move. I wonder what the FUCK she sees in me every single day. She even went as far as to say I'm the best thing that's happened to her. I used to think she's just trying to use me for money but she already knows I'm a poorfag.

okay now that i dont believe lol

I can't believe it either desu

Don't talk to yourself so negative, do you have any indication that this qt might want you to fuck her?

Also I forgot to mention she pays the bills most of the time when we eat out

That user is insecure. He doesn't truly like his gf or being around her, so he boasts about it on Jow Forums to make everyone on here think he is happy with his life when in reality he is still miserable.

>You're missing the point, retard. Your sorry ass is still posting here, despite being """""""normal"""""""".
Rekt hard

I am insecure. And I'm not boasting but telling you that you fellow self-loathing losers that you can get a gf too if you stop listening to Jow Forums

I bang plenty of random women and I am not interested in a gf or eventually getting married, having kids, etc, but thanks for admitting that.

Well obviously I mean the other virgins that complain about the lack of female attention in their lives.

>It's some 20 year normalfag coming in here telling us how he was a robot but is now a normie

I'll say it once and I'll say it again. If you are under 25, but never talking about how you were or are a robot