how the fuck can I train to be better at cunnilingus?
i fucking LOVE eating pussy
its my life
its everything I want
but I often give up before I want to
I want to give that bitch a 5th orgasm but I just cant
how can I increase my pussy eating stamina, strenght, etc?
Wrong board buddy
Talk to her. Ask how she likes it, maybe she wants you to say dirty stuff.
The hornier you get her the faster she cums.
how do you guys eat her out after you cum in her the night before? what if some other dude cums in her and she doesnt tell you?
At least you can eat pussy user. I have ankyloglossia which means the tip of my tongue has is attached to the bottom of my mouth by tissue. I cant even stick my tongue out so I can't tongue kiss or eat girls out. Shit is awful.
Disgusting and effeminate
Get it snipped
Nothing better than eating some sweaty pussy after a nice run or workout
You've clearly never eaten a girl out until she has a massive screaming orgasm and then hearing the gasp of sheer joy as you slide your dick into her quivering pussy.
literally just practice
use fingers
rub her lower abdominal/pubic area, pres harder as she's closer to orgasm
when licking the clit, close your lips around it and hum, the vibration feels good
Can you do that just because it bothers you? I thought it had to be affecting your speech or something.
>t. virgin
I had a friend who had it snipped at a fairly young age, I don't know the justification
You should find out though
Do you retards actually like eating pussy? Jesus christ
I can eat pussy only after my gf showers i cant wrap my head around someone wanting to eat a sweaty pussy you guys are retarded
Pheromones and sheiitt
>You've clearly never...
Delusional s o y boy, keep debasing yourself for w*m*n's pleasure
Protip: prop her legs up nice and high with your arms, and latch onto the clit and alternate between sucking and swiping with the tip of your tongue. It's sort of hard to explain, but I've consistently made girls cum within 30 seconds doing that. Eating pussy is 100% based, don't listen to the virgins who say it's not.
>mfw I only eat pussy when theres a bush
>Eating pussy is 100% based, don't listen to the virgins who say it's not.
Post body faggot
give 'er the ol' lickeroo
I 100% unironically enjoy eating musty pussy if the girl is hot, i think it's gross if its salty or has any flavor at all, but a slight body odor is hot to me
Kinda this. Also try to "write the alphabet" with your tongue, don't just do the same motion all the time.
Whatever brings in some change. Enter the Konami Code with your tongue I have no idea
do you prop them up until they're 90 degrees with her torso, or put her ankles behind her head?
I forgot how hard people larp on this board
Your turn
how to eat her ass bros?
That's where poop comes from you stupid frogposter
gottem
post body in return fagtron
I guess it depends on her flexibility and whatever's most comfortable. Generally at least 90 degrees. The point is to point her pussy out and up so it's easy to get to and you're not smothered. The way the guy is doing it in the OP pic is retarded. You can barely reach anything and it's hard to breathe.
how long have you been lifting? mirin
when you say prop her legs up with your arms, you mean you slide your hands to like her hips or lower back and bring her pussy elevated and closer to your mouth, right? I think I know what you're talking about
You can also just put her legs on your shoulders/back
I put my hands like, behind her knees and push them up. Functional OHP strength.
Ok guys, this is a dead serious post. I'm 25 and am a virgin. I'm a pretty good looking guy, but always was fat. I've lost a tonne of weight this year, have become more confident, and female attention is at an all time high right now. It seems like they are gravitating towards me more and more, it's becoming natural. That being said I still have another 20 pounds to lose and want to do that first.
My question is literally how do you have sex. I know that's such an autistic question to ask, but I'm nervous when the time comes (which will probably be in the coming months at this rate) I won't know what the fuck to do. Obviously I watched porn before, but I was hoping there would be some kind of tutorial online with detailed steps to make it seem like it isn't my first time, because anyone would be weirded out by a 25 year old virgin. One thing I've noticed is that the hole where you put your penis is closer to the asshole than the top of the vagina, I have to keep that in mind.
Do you think I should get a hooker and practise with them?
its a lot lower than youd think
lol,
bro i promise you wont put it in the wrong hole, how do you think people figured out how to fuck in the past
Real life isn't porn.
~2years been taking it seriously for the past 8 months
Ok
Usually I just let the female put my dick inside her, because I can never find that hole myself breh. Just push your dick against her clit and slide down.
First time is nothing special (at least it wasn't for me, just felt kinda weird) but please dpn't have your first time with a "hooker". If you want to pay a woman to deflower you at least get an escort or sth
routine? looking good my man
a friend had a 30 min session at the hospital and he got it cut, it healed in like a week, and his speech was wayyyy clearer after.
Ask your doc seriously its not a big deal.
Lmao this is actually a reasonable post. My first gf and I dated for 4 years and I’d always let her grab my dick and put it in for me.
When we broke up I actually got super anxious about this exact same thing. But you’ll be fine. It is very low, like the lowest part of the vag. But also, if she’s super wet, it’ll honestly just glide in and sorta direct itself. Don’t worry about this lol, I wasted a lot of time stressing about it.
I was thinking in one of those salons,. It a hooker sorry.
Also I don't consider my virginity special, or that it needs to be "deflowered" or something. I really don't even care about having sex all that much. I simply just don't wanna embarass myself with some chick I really like and bring home one night and maybe hurt my chances with her or something. It's more of an embarrassment thing. Same with how I'm embarrassed I got so fat.
Not worried about putting it in the wrong hole. More worried about what to do afterwards. I bet women could tell if someone has no idea what they are doing when the dick is inside them.
Ive been stressing it because so much of our culture in tv and movies revolves around gossip about how good someone was in bed. "Oh he was.my best lay ever" stuff like that, was making me nervous.
Gay bro here, I've been hanging out with girls since high school, being their confident and I can tell you that licking her pussy is the best way to make her orgasm. The majority of girls I've known almost never cum from dick pounding but clit rubbing and cuni. So if you want to please her go for the lickaroo
Tips I've heard:
>If taste is a problem use flavored lube
>Aim for the clit
>If you don't know how to move your tongue try to draw letters of the alphabet with it (heard that from a dude tho)
>Most pleasing for her seems to be when you stop right before she's comming then attack again but slowly
Good luck
Bro you are literally me. I’m 25 yo virgin who been looksmaxxing hard the last few months. Female attention and confidence is super high right now. I’ve taught myself not to give a fuck after being a beta hitch for so long, and it’s just a matter of time now. Going into my first time I’m just gonna do whatever I feel like doing to her and I’m going to TELL her to tell me what she likes otherwise I’m gonna fuck her how i want. I suggest you do the same, any criticism will be appreciated from true chads.
if youre worried about looking like youre a retard start with doggy so wont see the confusion on your face
dont be afraid to grab the hair and neck a little
Thanks for the advice. But are you saying you're bluffing to her? How can you do what you wanna do if you don't know what to do lol
also make sure you use some spit to lube up your dick with or without a condom for the first insertion or you will hit too much friction and be all "dude what"
Starting with doggy will make him cum in like 2 seconds lmao. It's a bad starting position for beginners
Pussy tastes bad. How do I get around this?
Ah, a fellow connoisseur.
Get in there nice and deep like. Literally, tongue punch her fartbox, while fingering her puss.
Well here’s my anecdotal reference. The first girl I slept with after my gf who would always put it in for me just kinda laughed and then put it in. Didn’t bother her. Then the next girl after that, we started with doggy and the hole was super apparent and obvious. Also you can put your fingers in first, feel the hole and then insert dick. You’ll be fine :)
the real secret strat is that, when you eventually find something that gets her going, dont stop.
dont go faster
dont go slower
just keep doing what youre doing
thats it
That’s kind of hot
Is this about eating box? Cuz that's disgusting and the fast track to women disrespecting you. Nothing signals more powerfully to a woman's primal instincts that a male is unfit for reproduction than him risking the health of his face and mouth to lap upon her beef. It's a huge thrill for her, sure, but not because of any clitoral stimulation. Her "ohs" and "ahs" are entirely derived by amazement at the male's silly self sacrifice. Completely deluded, the box eater will munch away confident that he is a supreme lover, when the woman is secretly aghast at the implications of where he's putting his tongue. She's had that part of herself bored and excavated by many colors of cunt conquerors until she lost count. So many suitors have emptied themselves inside that box, smacking victoriously her vulvar filets with their slick protuberant phalluses afterwards. And here is her blessed self-avowed "pussy eater," breaking a sweat trying to lick that same battered clam meat. He even thinks those the prickly sensations in his mouth are from his muscular exertion, but the box eater has just ingested the top STDs of all 37 countries visited by that writhing, smiling woman, and those itching sensations in his throat are microscopically shown to be the conquest of his nerve tissue by her minge's army of misandrist microbes. Destroying his cells outright, the box's pox overwrites the beta's genome, rendering him more reproductive for the Papilloma species than his own. Don't be a goof and lick cloven meat.
If you let gossip run your life you’ll never amount to anything
>tfw gf doesnt cut my hotdogs up or put my hotdog inside her
didn’t read lol
imagine being this virgin lmao
You been eating muff June?
South of the border...Where the tuna fish play
Man I used to eat a mean pussy when I was with my dominant gf who never sucked my dick or let me fuck her. Misery but at least I have the skill now. Also being dominated by her got me started on NoFap
tell me more about this girl and your relationship with her please, especially the sexuality between you 2
Ew imagine having this little self respect as a man
Was she getting fucked by other dudes?