Be in gym

Rape the shit out of him and show him who's the alpha male

My gf broke up with me for a dyel manlet

Go to the bathroom and hide in one of the stalls.

Please leave our lifting board and go back to /lgbt/ your sexual comments are unwanted

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based

Pull my sawed-off gym shotgun and blow his head off

The gf? Well, that's why it has two barrels haha

That's a gay fantasy. We need science nerds for technological progress, we can’t have the whole world looking juicy.

Stand infront of him close to his face
look him dead in his eye
notice that he has a thin material short
softly rub his dick and wink at him
proceed to walk away

The science nerds would be jacked too

Holy shit I have a gf?

like a gay boy?

White

They should be engineering science shit, not pumping iron.

In my Electrical eng class at least 75% of all the (white one at least) class lift or do sports of some sorts. Not everyone looks obvbiously fit, but everyone puts in effort.

Break up with my gf and have sex with him. Power move.

Based haha poster

If everyone is fit, no one is

no
not really
you're mistaking fit for hot

Slap his ass and tell em if he wants a piece of my woman he’s gonna have to give me a little sugar first.

What's his routine?

ask if he wants to run a train on my gf with me, but he better not have a small dick.

underrated trips

But Hitler didn't look like that. Checkmate Jow Forumstard

Trips of loneliness confirm

Dump my gf, not a hard choice at all

Underrated

Yeah actually it's kind of weird. People in tough careers also normally keep a good life style. They work out, drive and have normal and healthy social life. When I used to study business everyone seemed flawless. Now I'm studying architecture at an artsy university and everyone's a skinnyfat stoner who shaves once a week, absolutely no fashion sense and rides public transport.
Kind of weirds me out. They have much more time to get their life together and they have a great sense of artistic aesthetic, but the it's the guys breaking their head studying engineering and medicine who actually look and live good. It's almost like there's a correlation between IQ and lifestyle.

slap his ass

Immediately try and get him into a threesome.

I hope he likes transwomen ;)

probably high-five him
he gambled and won good on him
then proceed to lift like a madman to prevent that from happening again

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they'd be doing both, brainlet. since those nerds know that working out is healthy for the brain and only makes them smarter

Throw a girl bar at him and break up with the whore

Destroy him to assert dominance. Then dump gf, even if my show made her wet while this twink only managed to get a smile.

I dump her and publish her nudes online

break up with her and thank the guy for revealing her true nature

go over and slap his ass and then see if he giggles.

id have to knock him out to retain my honour, i'd probably sucker punch him in the back of the head cuz im a pussy and don't want to get hit

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Kill myself, him, and the girl - in that order.

Invite Connor to my house to fuck my girlfriend raw while I masturbate in the corner

Laugh at his photoshop Jow Forums picture and proceed to kick his 220 pound twink body ass.

BASED

I've always wondered, pardon for asking, but are the anons who post these threads homos? I feel like the answer is obvious, but I'm doubting myself.

Take him to anal town

>IQ
Brainlet explanation. What really happens is that there are different tiers of drive/dopaminergic efficiency/conformity with the world. 95% of observable behavior is the effect of the psychological landscape during childhood.

Yikes. Push him to the ground with one hand.
those tiny ass Traps holy fuq my lil sister has thicker traps

its a good thing he didn't then

Number one : I don't bring my girlfriend to the gym. I'm trying to concentrate and she would be an unnecessary distraction

Number two : I would have made sure that whatever girlfriend I had chosen respected herself and would not appreciate being groped by a random stranger (as if any woman alive is actually going to appreciate that lmao, she would really have to be a low-class tramp)

Number three : given the state of most modern women and society in general, I wouldn't commit to one girl and be her "boyfriend" anyway because I'd have to socialise with her and her likely retarded social circle which would just irritate me, I'd have to go to shitty social events and put up with her retarded mind games and flirting with other men who are "just friends!" to try piss me off and "test" me. I'd have to send her sappy, insincere texts and message her back regularly even when I have nothing to say, I'd have to put up with her going on "girls nights out" because she "loves dancing!" and think about her grinding up against random men and probably fucking one while I'm sitting at home like a cuck. Instead I date a few women and just keep it to one to one contact, they come over to chill / have sex and then text sporadically during the week because I'm too busy. I don't go out in public with them because fuck that. I don't care if they leave because I can easily get another and if I don't I can jack off and get back to business. I hate dealing with their shit

Number four : If I was in this scenario I'd have to punch him and get myself a nice assault charge, a likely beating but most critically a criminal record, which fucks up any career plans I might have. All so I can "be a man!". Some knuckle dragging neanderthal with nothing to lose can do this and I have to respond to it or I'm a bitch. There's no correct answer to this question. The best solution is to get comfortable being alone because people are retarded and generally not worth the stress.

Autist out

Oh and by the way, you idiots think a gf is going to fix something for you. It's not. Suffering is the default human state. If you want something that might resemble contentment read about stoicism and buddhism, these are the only ways to really find any kind of contentment in this life.

Hold him down and start tongueing his asshole until he comes then clean the cum up with my mouth

I have gf?

incredible cope

Fuck him over or your spirit is dead forever user

kill both of them and myself

He looks like he’s into dudes

>earrings
>forearmlet
>veinlet
Kick his ass

Suck his cock while rubbing his abs haha, that'll show him

shoot him