What's the top tier way to un hair your balls

My girl explicitly asked me to shave my balls and pubes. She thinks any and all hair is unhygienic, and if given the chance would rewrite humans as completely hairless beings like pic related

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I pluck my balls with a pair of tweezers

I'm 33, 3 kids and another on the way. I'm doing this for me, faggot

I use nair or veet for my pubes and balls, even armpits. I get smooth as a baby, and can't even fathom using anything else. Using a razor to shave my 0ubes let alone ballsack sounds so retarded. Just be warned that if you've never done it before your skin might have a chemical burn, not that it should matter, pussy

I have shaved my balls a couple of times and it feels nice but they get too sweaty and I had to use talcum powder.

I prefer being hairy over having smelly balls.

this works but its too expensive imo

I've shaven my pubes like three times in my entire life
Only faggots and women shave their pubes

>armpits
what the hell. why? if youre not a woman please explain yourself

Since I'm turning intop a boomer slowly the hair in my nose has become a problem, how do I get rid of it?

My armpits get stanky and hairy as fuark

they make a device called a nose hair trimmer

I think i found the worst Youtube video wgile searching about this.
youtube.com/watch?v=8BXZMhLboU

Do you use Nair for men? Nair for sensitive skin? What product do you suggest?

Same. They grow back softer each time

I'm not paying for a separate machine that I would use once a year

Fucked up the link
youtube.com/watch?v=8BXZMhLboU8

If magic shaving powder doesn't work for you then probably paying an aesthetician to wax your balls. Make sure it's a willing aesthetician. Don't be Jonathan Yaniv.

veet is overpriced. hair regrows just as fast as after shaving with it

>once a year
Lmao you're still a child. You'll be trimming once a week at the least.

Idk the kind, I don't like using nair as much as veet, the nair I use comes in what looks like a toothpaste thingy(bottle?), but the chemical burn stings a lot worse, and I use the green and pink lotion kind, it comes in what looks like a hand soap bottle. I guess I use the feminine product, I don't think they sell male veet in pharmacies.

Lasts long enough to be worth it

Congrats bro
I am the 4th son of 5, and having many brothers was a blessing.
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Rubbing alcohol then light it up. The isopropyl alcohol evaporates so quickly is actually insulates your skin, the hair is singed of in seconds, and it's perfectly smooth. Sk8n doesn't even get warm, in fact it gets colder.

Female compliment me on my very smooth balls
A razor is good enough

Do I do this with balls facing upwards?

>be me
>got 3 sisters instead

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>nair
>on your balls
He said go hairless, no fucking skinless

I have some iso right here and might be stupid enough to try that

alcohol burns and doesn't go out for quite some time, it's also hard to quickly beat out, he's fucking with you. go spill a drop of it on a plate and watch how long it burns
if you want to use fire, you're best off just singing it by dragging a lighter back and forth over the hair quickly. but honestly my dude, just use a razor

Are the kids white? If so very based.

I was thinking of that, still might try with my arm and a faucet next to me

i cut myself once on the bottom of the shaft wouldn't stop bleeding for what seemed like hours, haven't put a razor near my cock since

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jesus, are you a psychopath?

>Girls actually like hair on the balls. If you had sex you'd know this.
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the best advice I've ever been given was from a female roommate I had that turned into my fwb
>"If it's a part that you want a mouth to go on, shave it."
because of that, my method is:
-shave everything
-let the pubes grow, but shave the shaft and balls every 4-5 days
-after a month-ish, shave it all again

>pic related
aw fuck

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guarded electric trimmer, razor the shaft.

I use the same dual edge safety razor that I use for my face. Just use the same products in the same order and it ends up fine. I don’t use a very aggressive razor/blade combo though

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Clippers suck. Just got nicked in the sack even though I stretched real tight.

your girl is fucking retarded

Whatever, she doesn't complain about all of my retarded ideas, so I'll reciprocate

Grow up.

Identifying as a woman and forcing a Tiny Vietnamese woman to wax them at her women’s salon

Fuck off nigger

Just use tweezers. I used a nose hair trimmer a few times and it gave me ingrown hairs inside my nose each time.

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>One quick flame throw
Are we talking about the same thing?

What razors do you guys use, and how? I've only ever trimmed them with scissors I've set aside for the job, I'm afraid of cutting something .

I don't care what sluts wants.

>scoop a tablespoon into a cup
>pour a tablespoon of water into the cup
>stir as much as possible
>should be a pudding consistency
>if it's too watery, add more power
>put the pudding all over your shaft and balls
>maybe gooch
>don't use on your ass crack
>wait 10 minutes
>gently scrape all your hair off in the shower. should basically fall out.
>don't soap any hairless areas for a day
i've never felt any burn or irritation. just werks and it's cheap as fuck.

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>leaving the asshair

it's better done with something that leaves your micro baby hairs like an electric shaver. your ass crack needs to breathe.

I started using the nose hair trimmer attachment on my dick and balls. No more cuts and no more worrying about my nut falling off after an accidental cut