Bone chilling sentences

>user, you and i we need to talk...

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>bone chilling sentences

>I fucked ted

>user, it's gonna be okay
>user, I love you

My friend always does this to me.


He's a chad.
He tells me you're a catch you just don't know it yet. Then tells me that he's ugly but charming.
I don't really see how he's the ugly one when he's so popular.

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>user, I found the poop sock

I mean, shit in a sock can't be too hard to find. What where you thinking user

whenever mom does this I think it's because the ISP sent an e-mail about downloading loli or some shit

meant to say mail, I don't know if they ever send e-mails

Loli is legal tho

not everywhere, and it's more about being embarrassed about looking at something like that. and I was thinking more so because of torrenting and piracy.

>user, your brother Chad and I need to talk...

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Yeah, and the UN was thinking about making it illegal

>user, my period hasn't come yet

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>user what you just drank right there isn't orange juice, it's bonechilling juice!

>user, is this yours?
>user, shy are you doing this youre GONNA DIE if you keep up with this

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oh god oh n- HACHACHACHACHACHA sooo cooold!!!!

>hey son, when are you going to get a job?

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>user, why do you not have a drivers license yet?

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Maybe because he is charming is why he's so popular and the fact that you don't have confidence because you don't know you're a catch.

>Betta watch yo back, nigga

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>Chad friend knows I'm ugly af with zero hope but doesn't say anything or try to feed me lies.

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>Hey user when are you going to give me grandchildren?

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