>millionaire
>self confessed sex addict
>once banged 9 chicks in a day, said he didn't even want to bang the 9th but felt obligated
>aesthetic, even more a manlet
"Because he's the hero Jow Forums deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent Jow Forumsizen, an honest misogynist. A glimpse into the world of making it."
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I respect him and I actually honor how he came forward with his steroid and test use.
He's also basically a navy seal. Was booted out a few days before graduating for the third time because his superiors hating him.
You forgot
>saved hundreds of people during a Las Vegas shooting with his SEAL training
He sounds stupid which he might be, he's also a complete liar, but he's based and I wish I had his life
>manlet
>extremely insecure
>chinlet
>faked his acquiring of wealth, actually just inherited all from his father, and is in reality a shitty poker player
>has to pay for all the thots
>gets to act in shitty movies thanks to his dad connections
>his 5 sec appearance gets cut.
I don't even like speak of the man, because pointing out how pathetic he is opens you up to immidiate accusations of being jelly and salty and he gets way more attention than he deserves, but when you say shit like "hero of Jow Forums", those are fighting words and I have to respond.
That fucking loser who's only talent is spending money does not deserve to wipe Zyzz's ass.
And Zyzz was kind of a loser himself to be honest.
>And Zyzz was kind of a loser himself to be honest.
this
Just like us. We all have some sort of autism.
>manlet
yes, still gets laid
>extremely insecure
? cope
>chinlet
hard cope pic related
>faked his acquiring of wealth, actually just inherited all from his father, and is in reality a shitty poker player
literally no proof of that but ALSO who actually gives a fuck where he got his money
>has to pay for all the thots
doesn't pay them
>pays women cash to hang out with him
I don't even know who this guy is honestly
he's said in interviews girls approach him. there's a lot of exposure involved with getting in pictures of his instagram.
considering how shallow Jow Forums makes women out to be this shouldn't be a hard thing to believe
You can tell by how they all hold the same pose that they’re all instagram thots. And he’s obviously paid them to be there
He doesn't have any talent in spending money either
>Dude heres my yacht and roids and drugs and models
Okay you did the checklist
I heard he was involved in the raid that killed osama but the commander was jealous so he covered it up
dan pls go
haha look at this trust fund babby
Las vegas resident here
The fuck are you talking about?
okay?
why do you guys keep posting this guy?
if he's so cool do you need to tell me every day?
isn't most of his money inherited? and he likes to roleplay like he made most of his wealth from poker, but I've heard from people in the know that he was an average joe
it's a meme, he recorded some crap trying to make himself look like a hero during a shooting. asked a cop for a gun in the middle of it
I-is this really bilzfag sans beard?
>blue eyes
>green eyes
>completly different facial structure
nigga what
Looking up to guys like this is a surefire way of knowing you're unironically low IQ
lol
no
>roid gut
>aesthetic
user i...
>guy has money, women, aesthetic body, and guns
>be on website that glorifies all 4
>"lol ur dumb for admiring this"
ok bro
i mean if you're going for thots they aren't going to know the difference and dan definitely lifts for thots
Oof. He is so damn ugly without that beard. I guess he really is /fit’s hero. Ugly face, short, tries to make up for it with muscles. Only difference between him and most of you is that he inherited money to pay women to hang out with him.
Wow not only is he a chiller but a jawlet as well. And his head is massive lol
Their wyes are the same color lol
If he didn't get free money from his dad he would be a total nobody.
why do wimmin all do that weird pose
The only vaguely admirable aspect of that loser is the body. Paying instagram whores with daddy's money isn't admirable unless you're a retard or from the third-world.
yeah but he did get free money and now he slays more pussy then you could imagine
u mad?
I only know this guy exists because of this board and my 1 douche bag rich kid employee I have who idolizes his life.
I think that’s all I need to know to come to the conclusion that he’s a literal who.
Dan pls go
Bilzerian is such a loser that he passed all the seal training but wasn't allowed in because the other candidates and the COs hated him and thought he'd be too much of a retard to trust with a gun
no
>guaranteed replies
Left one is a 100% slav, stop it
There are hundreds of thousands of low IQ dregs who actually look up to him.
imagine the smell
>trust fund kiddie
>coping manlet
>shit poker player
He is not /ourguy/
They all look extremely bored lmao
Should see the recent video he did with Thor. He looks depleted and sad now.
Also the dude seems to have very much an excuse making attitude.
i think the difference is people admiring his lifestyle vs actually admiring him as an individual. as an individual he's nothing special but nigga know how to live
you'd think with the money he throws around he'd get a bigger jet
also
>like 10 girls and none are cuddling with dan on the bed :(
he told them no cuddling because he didnt want to make the other girls jealous
a huge cat fight would be more drama then its worth dude has great charisma and nice body no homo tho haha
>2 heart attacks at the age of 25
so "based"
Every single thing he does is an over calculated and obsessive attempt to make himself look as alpha as possible. Its an act, and its honestly pretty fucking lame
>nigga know how to live
yea, nothing like paying people to hang out with you, living the dream!
I feel like he's probably depressed
He's basically completed life
When you complete everything you lose the satisfaction of working towards something
It's working towards something, a goal, which gives people the most satisfaction in life.
Also, If I go on holiday, have a great time and fuck a 10/10. It's the highlight of my year.
If he does it, it's just like any other day.
Which is great but I imagine it loses it's magic after the first 50.
Then you have all the shit like do the women really like him or are they using him for money etc.
I like the guy and I'm not saying I would not trade places with him, but it's all a persona.
If the highlight of your year is going on vacation and fucking a thot you are seriously pathetic.
he's pretty much admitted this, wouldn't say he's depressed though dude just doesn't have anything to do like hobbies or skills besides having sex with models
>does fun things with women
>has a camera crew around to take candid shots
>"overcalculated and obsessive!!"
It was an analogy you retard, but it goes for most people
For most people going on holiday is the highlight of the year for them or one of them
What better happens in the other 50 weeks for most people?
Can you imagine a life so pathetic that the highlights of it are escaping from said life? Achieve something instead of living for the next escape.
confirmed anti-semite
dan really is our hero
>high roading someone this hard on Jow Forums
This would be fun for 10 minutes and then all the girls would get petty with eachother and you’d be stuck with 10+ girls with princess syndrome all arguing with eachother on a 12 hour flight
Dan is based af just read the comments
lmao
I'm sorry about your pathetic life. You'd think someone on Jow Forums would at least strive towards a PR or a physical goal rather than getting drunk in Spain and falling over a balcony.
Literally everyone looks good in a flight suit.
t. 6/10 that wears one every day
>Can you imagine a life so pathetic that the highlights of it are escaping from said life? Achieve something instead of living for the next escape.
Then why are you here?
Literally who?
>PR
Kek, anons highlight is he lifted a weight not the fact he spent 14 days with his boys fucking girls and having fun.
Gains are a means to an end dickhead, that end being fucking girls.
Know how I know you're still a teenager?
Jow Forums isn't the highlight of my day
>that end being fucking girls
Pathetic
the can't get it cope
Because I lift for girls
Fuck it, everyone does to some extent for that
Not saying it's the only reason to lift
But anyone who says they don't lift to make them self more attractive to others is a liar.
There must be something massivly wrong with him and I dont believe he is actually happy because for some reason he feels obliged to spend all his effort into fucking social media when he is literally rich as fuck and could just do whatever he posts about, without worrying to take a good instagram photo every 5 minutes.
Why the need to let the whole world know what you do, when you actually could just enjoy your time instead of shitposting about it?
>our hero
he is seriously one of the most fucked up people I have ever heard of. I honestly hope half his persona and stories are fake just so he can feel at peace sometimes.
see
>he looks up to Bilzerian
I was wondering how someone could be so stupid
You can bang supermodel-grade chicks for what a typical American spends in a restaurant in Eastern Europe. You're literally one plane ticket away from replicating Dan Blizerian's greatest achievements if you save a bit of your entry-level salary.
The real satisfaction from fucking girls comes from the fact that they fucked you because you're an awesome guy. And if you worked hard to be an awesome guy, it's even more satifying.
Without that, sex is like spraying yourself with champagne when there's nothing to celebrate.
This can't be Dan. He looks like a child with a beard and mantits.
>browsing Jow Forums
Dan, if your life is so great, why do you keep posting this tismic shit on a Belarusian Raindancing Enthusiasts' Forum?
thats not a snapshot
They probably fumbled around for 20 minutes to get the angle and poses right lol
dan himself has said he's only into sex if the girl is into him.
he's a shit head but all the "he pays for girls to be around/fuck him" its probably the biggest cope against him. everytime hes asked where they come from he says they come to him, mostly for exposure. and not one of the girls has said they've been paid off
hate on dan is merited for sure but that shit is just the saddest cope
>I can tell from the pixels
are you literally that stupid?
He was booted out for a fucking idiotic accidental discharge which is a mistake only a woman could make, you better be getting paid for this shilling or you're a cuck
The truth is that Bilzerian is a coward. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and yet all he's achieved is becoming a shallow facsimile of masculinity and caricature of success, all a facade to hide the fact the he is an impotent coward. He could have become a ruthless businessman like his father, but he lacks the guile and intelligence to do anything more than sign checks and pay people off. The pathetic video Bilzerian posted during the Vegas shooting is concrete proof that he desperately wishes to become an action hero, a paragon of the warped image of masculinity he's built in his stupid mind. Bilzerian could have used his vast wealth to fund a personal PMC to live his boyish fantasies of glory and war, but that requires bravery, something a coward like Bilzerian sorely lacks.
Bilzerian will die with a scream as he realizes he could have done so much more.
Yeah and then he gives the ones that are escorts cash so that they will touch his pee pee, sorry, your pee pee. I'm sure it's a very big pee pee Dan, there's certainly nothing about your behaviour that would suggest otherwise.
The reason no one likes Dan is because he doesn't seem to do anything, he just has idle wealth, he was a failure at the only thing we know he actually tried.
Respected male role models need to be a success in some field in addition to having a Chad physique and impressive life style.
There are two people in the world that think Dan is cool, Dan and his mom, and his mom doesn't know how to use Jow Forums.
this interview with him one of the guys loves him and the other one hates him, uk vs usa
He only hangs out with groups of women because women are too afraid to be left alone with him.
We're not all gay like you user
"I always knew i was going to be rich - Dan Bilzerian" wow son of a multi millionaire predicted he'd be rich. That's mad
Bilzerian isn’t an inspiration, if he was natty he would have a shit physique and even then his v taper is pretty poor
Its not like they're there for any other reason than to amuse him.
Then why the fuck does he hang out with a bunch of Instagram-obsessed thots who don't even want to fuck him? No matter how you slice it, there's something very sad about the whole situation. Living your life to scream "I get laid" to the whole world sounds like some nightmarish psychosis.
Look at Elon Musk, do you think he'd have any trouble arranging to get gangbanged by a bunch of hot girls doing it willingly, without getting paid? Of course not, there's an army of "gamer girls" and "geek chicks" who'd line up just for the bragging rights. But that's not why we talk about Elon Musk.
When you have a lot of money, everyone rightfully asumes that you have no problems getting laid, you're held to higher standards than that.