>He cooks his eggs with butter then adds salt
It’s like you don’t want to live past 30
He cooks his eggs with butter then adds salt
James Smith
Robert Smith
Cook your eggs with just a LITTLE SPRAY of the oil in a can shit, in a nonstick skillet. Scramble them too, throw in some Dak's seasoning and boom egg
Jaxon Parker
>cook eggs like this
>already over 30
Where's your god now?
Brandon Jackson
Get that good non stick cancer solution
Jaxson Walker
>SPRAY of the oil
I just buy regular oil, because I don't live with my mother.
Jaxson Smith
You magnificent bastard. Here, have my upvote!
Evan Powell
just flip the fuckers. no sunny side up pustule yolk
Lucas Torres
Cooking spray is for tards who can’t cook in butter without burning it, salt is harmless in moderation.
tldr: fuck outta here brainlet
James Watson
>It’s like you don’t want to live past 30
i definitely dont
Mason Perry
The aerosol propellant in the spray ruins the nonstick coating over time... You're better off pouring regular oil, or using a regular pan.
Cameron Brown
> not getting enough water to piss out the sodium
> not exercising enough to burn the calories in a pat of butter
I drink a pint of water at least once an hour and walk at least 3 miles a day
William Nguyen
Me neither. Butter and enough salt.
Robert Wood
Really? didn't know, thanks user. I'll use veggie oil in a bottle then.
Ryder Perez
>It’s like you don’t want to live past 30
I didn't want to live past 11
Sebastian Collins
>he doesn't just use a bit of objectively healthier for you, but stigmatized lard
Caleb Robinson
Cringe
Jackson Scott
fuck off old cunt
Benjamin Russell
>He cooks his eggs
Lincoln Phillips
>It’s like you don’t want to live past 30
Really don't give a shit, desu. I'm gonna add my salt and butter instead of being a bitch about everything.
Owen Murphy
>caring about salt
Just drink more water you tard. Have a little potassium via pineapple. Jesus fuck it's like you don't even understand how bodies or cooking works.
Jayden Lee
>put eggs in the microwave
>fuse in the plug breaks and the microwave goes off
>bowl of half scrambled - half raw eggs
d-do i eat it brehs?
Ayden Rodriguez
I eat raw eggs with unpasteurized butter and I'm almost 30 in great health
Eli James
I already lived past 30 and I can confirm it's a bad idea
Henry Nelson
What the fuck is a raw egg?
Ethan Cooper
>don’t want to live past 30
bingo
Jason Watson
Based
Cringe
Anthony Anderson
WRONG
FAT IS GOOD, what, I bet you eat fucking bread as well you ample adipose tissue having, carb consuming troglodyte. I bet you don't want to live past thirty.