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Post one faggot.

looks delicious. OP probably got his girlfriend stolen from a vegan Chad.

I met OP

Is your asshole still sore, honey?

this is a good one
>walk with bro for 4 miles
>get to him and his girl's house
>definetely could fuck either of them
>he starts making out with her next to me, i grab her thigh
>she gives me a look and they both laugh
>later on hes talking about fitness
>take his shirt off and show imbalance in muscle groups
>girl asks me to take mine off
>'wow your hot user give me a massage"
>grind on her while he watches for 20-30 minutes
>slap her ass and she shows me porn shes made solo
>'fuk me"
>"i dont ride public bicycles"
>?
i left and the day after i get a text from him asking me to not do anything and blah blah blah

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>saw soi boi
>day ruined

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Not fitness related

My friend started getting into weightlifting and he's never been the weightlifting type. He's complained in the past of gyms being intimidating. Anyway, he constantly gives updates and advice to people who have been lifting and exercising for over a decade, I played sports in high school, etc., a few examples: a can of tuna has 40% of your daily protein that you need, onions is a good meal replacement (he unironically said this), and it's easier for me to have my meals delivered to the door because they have healthy ingredients.
The dude has no self-awareness and he doesn't want anyone to advise him unless it's written in an article from a major website that has nothing to do with weightlifting.

forgot that s.o.i.l.e.n.t was filtered

this post
-Ben Askren: "boom roasted"

totally happened

>>Jow Forums

did you write this all out not thinking you were a faggot

Had one encounter this morning

>Be me
>Walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth
>Look in the mirror
>See a pathetic s o i cuck
>It's OP standing behind me

well u gotta realize both of em were vegans, that should make the story a little more believable

lanklet i know told me a 28lb bow (archery) would "straight up just snap [his] arm dude"

Based

once ask me to open bottle of onions for him

Nice

Your friend is similar to a lot of people on Jow Forums. I'm so sorry.

I have a friend like this. It's irritating to be told "all about how fitness works" when I know he's just parroting what the internet and his trainer told him.

"Vegan chad" Paradox...

Anytime I read any post on /fit is an experience with a beta male incel who likes anime and fast food and pretends they’re fit

I've witnessed a lot in my day and as a larger guy they always do one of two things: 1. Try to explain away why they're doing something that is perceived as unmanly (like giving up at trying 5o open a jar or drinking Smirnoff ice unironically (idc what you drink but that shit will make girls giggle at you) or 2. They attack anything masculine like making fun of "meatheads" or saying hunters are bad, telling stoic men that hiding their feelings is bad, saying football, hockey and rugby players can only take hits because they're too stupid to feel it etc.
Its always something and their anti masculine politics piss me off.

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This

Why do you hang with vegans