I have a collection of hot sauces!

>cooking
>l-look honey i made you a nice pumpkin stew! are you happy? will you pleeeeease let me have sex tonight?

>he doesnt kill his own food

hot sauce is for nerds who think needlessly enduring pain makes them tough, better luck next time

Meanwhile Sean Evans is legally a midget, he never lifted anything heavier than a bottle of hot sauce in his life, he's bald and yet he's swimming in pussy while you faggots are posting your testosterone conspiracy horseshit on a Balinese shadow puppet forum.

Attached: blacked logo not included.jpg (1080x1350, 113K)

>needlessly enduring pain
Anything is needless.

>Cooking for women
I bet you lift for women

you understand how greentext works, yes?

Cooking is cucked, but gardening is based

only for the most fragile nihlists who can't muster the nut required to find their own meaning

Not even that poster but, do you?

Your own meaning means jack when you're dead.

>muh its pointless cause it ends
gotta be over 18 breh

Nigga wtf is wrong with hot sauce?

I make my own, pic related.

Attached: image.jpg (4032x3024, 2.73M)

>Not even that poster but

Attached: 432580239580.png (201x250, 6K)

Do you?

Why is drinking hot sauce more meaningless than whatever you're doing?

Wow, YIKES.

only use tapatio, cholula, or valentina
anything else is for whit*oids

I'm gay anyways, but I think of it more as putting fitness concepts in the kitchen into practice - I can make 4 meals in 20 minutes out of 1/2 of a 4 dollar box of pasta, some ground turkey, and homemade puttanesca.

Do you have a recipe for pumpkin stew?

>I'm gay anyways
based thot denier

Yes, and saving webms of 4/10 degenerate thots disobeying traffic laws is peak masculinity

Imagine looking at hobbies as ways to please other people

How absolutely triggered. Which one hit the biggest nerve, the beard or the beer?

Yeah, imagine that

That actually sounds pretty fun

I don't drink and I shave every day. All I'm saying is don't throw rocks in a glass house, faggot

Attached: 1563157144261.jpg (680x432, 35K)

>that image
2016 was a mistake

Attached: 1553897482383.jpg (334x354, 18K)

if you can't appreciate alex jones, you're the newfag.

>pretty much no calories
>makes bland food taste better
>cheap

How the fuck can you hate on hot sauce?

No one hates hot sauce, just the faggots that make it a part of their personality. Unless you're the worlds fattest man, consumption of anything shouldn't be a part of your personality

learn to cook and stop making bland food

edgelords in this thread aside, can you give me a recipe or like a video? i can't find a hot sauce that i want to make. i don't want to ferment shit

15 sec - 17 sec
did jizz spill out of her?

> the NPC "i cant like these things because basedyboys like them"

>I FUCKING LOVE COOKING
>Oh honey, look I picked up these fresh little garden greens from my gay little garden. Mhmmm...so delightful! Awww just look I picked up some oregano and made this gay little salad. Will you have sex with me now?

Attached: onions.png (344x971, 300K)

>hot sauce collection
Get a mustard collection like a real man anons.
Im sure it raises test somehow

imagine collecting soi images lmao how soi can you get

>Why yes I pay for martial arts classes, how could you tell?

Attached: 595.gif (200x200, 3.97M)