>be me
>23 years old 6'2'' but 60kg weighted handsome virgin
>hit the gym with my chad cousin
>gain 10 kg in just 1,5 month without supplements but still skinny af
>decide that it's time to lose virginity
>up until now girls always complimented me, but I never made a move because of insecurity about my weight and little autism
>decide to hire russian escort
>don't jerk off for a week
>fucking_nuclear_bomb_starts_to_react_inside_me.exe
>choose an escort girl from agency
>she looks like max 19 years old
>get a boner
>jerk off but don't ejaculate
>pelvic_pain.dll
>had 2 low-calorie meal but didn't feel hungry >hire the girl for $200 for an hour
>come to her place
>she is 26 years old, without makeup, with tummy
>looks nothing on the pics
>doesn't let me kiss
>doesn't suck without condom
>dick is numb as hell don't feel anything like when I jerked off
>can't get up
>she says it's the first time that anything like this happened to her
>decide to leave after the previous comment
>didn't even want the money back out of embarrassment
>as soon as I arrived at my home drink strong antibiotics because I licked her pussy pathetic human being I am
So Jow Forums what should I do? Go to sex doctor to increase my drive, blood pressure, T levels or should I just get back to a gym, eat fuck tons of food and things will be fixed naturally, right?
Okay Jow Forums I need your advice. Here is the story
>licking an escorts swamp
you fucked up
she was cleaner than me I think
>I licked her pussy pathetic human being I am
why would you lick a brasses pussy? you have no idea where that's been
well, she doesn't let anyone go near him without condom, anyway, that was pure autism and I drank strong antibiotics, and washed my mouth
so you licked her out and paid her 200 squid, good one oppo, she was most probably laughing her head off
yes
only the upper part, no fluid came to my mouth
what are you on about, are you american?
How is this fitness related?
no, south Caucasian
It would have been less pathetic if you just became a monk in perpetual abstinence.
I couldn't get it up, low blood pressure or autism?
that's not a place. google what a fluffer is and then that should become your job
>fucking_nuclear_bomb_starts_to_react_inside_me.exe
go back to r*ddit now you underaged faggot
this, this would be considered a cool story on leddit
Guys please just talk to women. You are making this so fucking difficult for yourselves. Eye contact, active listening, fake confidence. Don't need extremes. You don't need to worry about getting it up, anxiety alone explains it. Also stop watching porn. NoFap is meme but stop watching porn.
Wait are you saying you fucking paid an escort 200$ to eat her out? You paid her?
100% agree?
have you tried other men?
>10kg in 1.5 months
Lmao, this is when I was sure the story was fake and/or OP was gay/retarded
she probably knew OP was a pussy and rolled him for his money.
>head with a condom on
for 200$ yeah an experienced prostitute rolled OP because she knew he was an easy mark, thats all that happened
You should really kill yourself so that you won't have to live with the embarrassment anymore.