i've got a car and 30 dollars, how do i have sex in the next 6 hours, this isn't a fucking meme.
I've got a car and 30 dollars, how do i have sex in the next 6 hours, this isn't a fucking meme
Levi Foster
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Kayden Campbell
tinder, hookers on street, rape
3 best bets kek
Charles Allen
i live in urban texas dummy, where am i going to find hookers walking around
Ryder Allen
Sorry OP, this isn't 1985, unless that car is an Ferrari or you're a 10/10 chad, forget
Asher Watson
Tell your mom you need her to get in the car with you to go get the 30 dollars, dipshit.
Jose Watson
Go out to a bar, buy a girl a drink, and say you want to smash
Ryder Richardson
go vehicle of peace on those niggas
hope you like the smell of rotting flesh as you penetrate
Nathan Peterson
>i live in urban texas dummy, where am i going to find hookers walking around
Are you fucking kidding me?
Okay user, here's your plan. Get in car, drive to gay bar, find A.I.D.S. positive faggot, pay him $30 to fuck your ass until you bleed.
Mission accomplished.
Luis Garcia
it's a 2011 nissan altima, is that good enough ?
Jason Ross
Dude, having a car when young made you truly cool and special in the 80's, now it's pretty much standard
Lucas Long
the bars near me are pretty upscale, buffalo wild wings, bar and grills and lounges, you think women hang out alone at those ?
Ethan Perez
>put the kiddie locks on the back seat doors
>pretend to be an uber driver
>pick up a girl whoes waiting for their uber
>drive to a secluded place
>rape her
>the fact that you find her attractive enough where you'd break a law to be with her will make her love you
>instant gf/fuckbuddy
Leo Sanchez
>women
>hang out alone
OP isn't even hiding his stalker side.
Isaiah Foster
>i've got a car and 30 dollars, how do i have sex in the next 6 hours, this isn't a fucking meme.
ever considered using grindr?
Lucas Morris
Walk into a bar at 1:30 AM. Buy shots for some old gutter slut
Connor Butler
>i've got a car and 30 dollars, how do i have sex in the next 6 hours, this isn't a fucking meme.
Is OP's sister out of town this week?
Nicholas Taylor
Its 9 pm right now though, what bars do you think have easy people?
Jacob Morales
>the bars near me are pretty upscale, buffalo wild wings, bar and grills and lounges, you think women hang out alone at those ?
OP in 30 minutes after spending his last $30 on 5 beers.
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Angel Brooks
kek
post google maps of bars near you
Juan Phillips
Hope you don't mind I'm a phone poster, these look like decent bars
Ayden Wood
Buy condoms and engine oil for lube then fuck your car. Be creative! - take out pistons and fuck the engine block, fuck the gas tank, fuck the oil inlet, fuck the coolant inlet, and if you're into faggy shit set up the pistons for turbocharged buttsex.
Oliver Russell
go to a club, ask all the thots to fuck you for 30 bucks until one says yes
Logan Fisher
Asking the thots to do it FOR FREE would be a better option than offering the $30 to do it.
Gabriel Evans
Might be worth a shot, OP.