For me it's the baseball girlfriend

A Drive gf to set a time limit on her watch in which I can do anything thing I want but out side that time limit she is gone.
Nurse gf to kiss my boo-boo.
Argentine gaucho gf with muscle butt.

the one who loves me for who I am

Attached: 1460774498001.jpg (1383x1600, 324K)

This man has god tier taste.

Attached: CF7B64A1-46DA-496E-8D54-A0922276B7CC.jpg (670x867, 89K)

Dude... I don't think she plays baseball. I think she works for Walgreens or something. See that W logo?

Pic related
Really close to one irl but will probably get friend zoned

Attached: CCAF7A7E-FE50-4606-8C16-65D7F3F2681F.jpg (800x400, 62K)

Enlighten me on your ways. What REALLY matters in life?

One that is male.

>tfw no powerlifter gf

Attached: dream wife.webm (245x310, 552K)

good taste

has to be natty though, steroid gfs look gross

Extremely attractive, loyal, high libido, infertile or dedicated contraceptive user, willing to do housework and yardwork.

Anavar gives awesome delts, though.

any girlfriend that's not fat, dog shit ugly, and is kind and really loves me

I wonder if she's ever pooped or peed by accident when lifting...

AHHHH MAKING IT FUCKING STOP I WANT A GIRLFRIEND SOOOOOOOO BAD AHHH PAINPAIN WAKEMEU

I hope someone has the Jow Forums screenshot of the girl who likes to do squats to force all of her period gunk out of her pussy.

Dear God!!!! Is that a thing?

Attached: hook.jpg (500x375, 33K)

Yeah, I found it.

Attached: Rhxqxzx.jpg (1239x1111, 343K)

Wasn't there a fembot posting that they regretted doing Anavar because they blew up?

lmao if that's you i'm sorry, that's minor compared to the type i'm talking about though

Yeah, there was a girl who did like twice as much as the recommended dose. She looks fucking great though.

orange jew

Attached: femanons.jpg (2092x1586, 718K)

didn't think I would see something more gross than that taste of /cgl/ pic

Attached: eugh.gif (500x333, 1.4M)

I thought she was cute too

I don't know at what point female bodybuilders become wrinkly men with huge clits, probably have to be competitive

>taste of /cgl/ pic
the what

this one organically

I wish the huge clit thing could be isolated from other masculine features. Just imagine sucking on a beautiful muscle girl's erect clit.

Attached: 1536274846262.webm (880x630, 1.79M)

Oh god and she's cute too
What the fuck

That just got me rock hard

orange church

Attached: femanons1.jpg (1973x1521, 999K)

It straight up looks like a flaccid penis, I wonder if it feels better for them or worse

I got a boner when watching Titan Games and this chick Charity pulled a 250lb stone with one arm like it was nothing. Even dudes were struggling with this part of the challenge.
youtube.com/watch?v=tS1ekWvdFhY#t=3m10s

Attached: Capture.jpg (481x401, 32K)

So a clit is literally a penis on a female? Good to know.

yeah this is hot

It creates more surface area of pleasurable nerve endings, of course it feels better.
It's literally their equivalent of a penis. Male and female fetuses look identical up to a certain point and the exact same cells that become a clitoris would become a penis if testosterone were to be introduced at the right point in time.

Last time I ever fantasize about fuckin around with a girl's clit.

Why? That'd be like a girl saying she doesn't want anything to do with your penis during sexual play. You'd be pretty upset that she completely ignores your most erogenous zone.

A devout Christian, preferably Orthodox, one who wants to be a stay-at-home mom to many children. She is ideally healthy and attractive to ensure our childrens' best success in their own lives.

Because unlike the other 99% of R9K users I am not a homosexual.

https:\\discordapp.com\invite\8qeq9Xn

-aiu

Attached: file 30.jpg (720x900, 148K)

Every year I take part in strong man highland style games. We toss 175 lb logs and lift 200-250 lb ardblair stones. I can do it and it's not easy, but watching males struggle with a 250 pull as a girl schools them is fucking hilarious.

>What kind of perfect imaginary girlfriend are you longing for?
a girl with the autism

Attached: 1554538996017.png (1005x2057, 1.52M)

Watch the full video. There's a fuckton of stuff you have to do before that point and you would be tired and sore as shit by the time you got to the stone.

OH GOD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK PERIOD BLOOD SQUATTING OMG

Nigga have you been in highland contest we do shit back to back too. Try doing a caber toss then going straight into a hill race followed by hammer throws then stone put before doing 200lb ardblair stones up to your thigh and then over the post.

>Nigga have you been in highland contes
No, do women participate? Watching dudes do that kind of shit is gay. I want to see strong women.

Yeah we have women competitions. But i mean highland comps aren't gay unless you start kilt flipping. It's mostly men that like to get drunk, pick up heavy shit and seeing how far we can carry or throw it. Sometimes it's hilarious i have watched a fucker knock a bi standard to oblivion when he fucked up a weight throw.

>bi standard
>now will be attributed to a Freudian slip
bystandard man, i need to stop drinkin,

Stealing my post from another thread.

Appearance
>Pale, or very fair skinned.
>Black shoulder length hair
>Green or blue eyes.
>Between 5'0 and 5'4
>Small frame but has C cups.

Personality
>A recluse, doesn't like going out much.
>Genuinely cares for me
>Into animals, fish or reptiles or mammals. Someone to help me take care of the animals I plan to buy.
>Physically affectionate, can hug me for half an hour and not let go.
>Into weebshit.

Things we would do
>Cuddle up against eachother, watch a movie or tv show or Japanese cartoon.
>Cook stuff together
>Go hiking, go camping
>Go for walks at the park or something holding hands.
>Be sperglords.

I'd be ecstatic to meet a girl that meets 1/4 of the stuff I said desu. I've never even seen a girl that fits my physical description.

Attached: Untitled-1.png (360x360, 23K)

this combined with arthoe looks.
>tfw no arthoe mushy and supportive hybrid gf to live in a tiny house and do psychedelic drugs with. Why even live bros

Rianne van Rompaey period

Attached: 1553402899454 (1).jpg (480x720, 35K)

I think I did something like this a while back ago. Basically just someone who understands my issues and we work together to better each other.

Or at least just someone who isn't arrogant or fake all the time.

Attached: Anon and his Gf.png (600x1262, 193K)

this is gross but I always get a weird sensation from it because I imagine it probably would feel pretty amazing, I mean the period is like getting rid of an egg right? so if you got a mad squat angle and got rid of everything it would probably be a mad relief.

I also often like to imagine what it would be like to have a head full of lice and then to just shave it completely bald it would be very satisfying.

Attached: image.jpg (220x229, 9K)

Climber girlfriend who climbs hard and will belay me and like the dirtbag life with me in my Sprinter van oh god I'm so alone

Congratulations OP here is your waifu.
Yuki himekawa. She is an idol who can't help but hold the microphone like a baseball bat.

Attached: nuhdsg86Lk1ug8kt4o1_250.jpg (250x313, 26K)

Where do you climb? Nice quints

Too many latinos and afro-latinos in baseball these days. Gotta go for a hockey gf.

for me, it's the giga nipple gf.

Attached: giga nipples 5.jpg (864x480, 75K)

> perfect imaginary
I'm waiting for a real flesh-and-bones one who's reasonably attractive and cares about me.

>tfw haven't kissed a woman in years
I need a gf so bad.

i want a cute news reporter gf.

Attached: tracy gill is beautiful.jpg (944x818, 48K)

ITS TIME RIGHT NOW TO JOIN THE GREATEST Jow Forums DISCORD IN ALL RECORDED HISTORY

discord.
gg/U4grsN

091p1

Attached: 1547784155775.jpg (1000x1584, 1.24M)

https:\\discordapp.com\invite\8qeq9Xn

-qci

Attached: file 16.jpg (1574x1000, 214K)

>What kind of perfect imaginary girlfriend are you longing for?
Alice from Alice: Madness Returns. I want only her. No one else. She is so pure and perfect in every single way. Not only she is the most beautiful girl to me that I have ever seen but she is completely pure, has great personality and her backstory makes me wish I could hug her and assure that everything will be alright.
I want to die either with her by my side or alone.

Attached: Alice52.jpg (1328x877, 136K)