>Gym schizophrenic asks his headbro to spot him on a 4 plate bench
Gym schizophrenic asks his headbro to spot him on a 4 plate bench
Noah Turner
Joseph Moore
>gym gnome stole the iron tome
plates must be kept OUT of the manlet pit
Mason Richardson
>gym eagle ate another gains goblin
need to find a new gf lads
Carter Wood
>gym psycho asking newbies if they need a spot
>they get to the last rep and start to struggle
>he tells them they fucking suck and have no business lifting etc
Jeremiah Morris
>gym librarian keeps pestering me about the starting strength book I never returned
David Reed
>squat rack ashtray is full
Aaron Kelly
>gym psycho doing skull crushers
>brains everywhere
Zachary Wright
>preacher curl station demolished for heresy
FUCK how am I going to hit my lower bis
Ryder Taylor
>gym necromancer doing deadlifts again
>gym's full of skellies doing babyweight sets
Jose Price
>gym poltergeist got ectoplasm all over the barbells
Dylan Barnes
Sry bro me the gym pervert did something Different
Oliver Stewart
>drop my 15 lbs dumbbells accidentally
>the lunk alarm won't stop
Aiden Bell
What is this exercise called?
Isaiah Butler
>gym neurotypical is benching, squatting, doing dips then leaving
>he’s not talking to anyone, he’s just staring at the floor, with his headphones on
>he doesn’t even check out the ladies or talk to the old guys for helpful insight in how to bench 315 with zero ROM
>oh holy shit he’s going to the water fountain
>had no idea this shell of a man even drank water
>comes in the next day and deadlifts, OHP, and rows
>doesn’t even do any curls
>I lost my shit
>seriously considering calling the cops and putting this kid on suicide watch
>legitimately feel sorry for him/terrified of him
Aiden Gomez
the thot squat
Alexander Foster
>he wears a plain black t-shirt he bought at a sporting goods store for precisely this purpose
>Chuck Taylors
Evan Bailey
>gym architect is setting off the brap alarms again
Anthony Gray
>gym replaced sumo deadlifts with turkih oil wrestling deadlifts
Gabriel Cox
>gym schizophrenic panics because the weights are stacked in a pattern that implies the Jews are responsible for a mass shooting in the US
>Gym schizophrenic starts ranting that Epstein was "murdered" and didn't kill himself because he was a disgraced pedophile
>Gym schizophrenic keeps implying that the Clintons are somehow criminals
Robert Wilson
It's too late, Mr Psy Op man, even normies on Facebook know Epstein was disappeared by the elite.
Logan Murphy
>gym jew keeps trying to convince me it was all just a (((coincidence)))
Asher Brooks
what the absolute fuck is going on in this thread
Alexander Price
Donald Trump and Bill Clinton beat him to death in a beautiful act of bipartisanship
David Adams
>local gym rabbi tries to sell me supplemental membership insurance
>tell him to fuck off
>reports my antisemetic retort to the qt mtf femboy (straight) at the frontdesk
>forced to use the dedicated dragon dildo deadlift station as punishment or Id get kicked out
It’s been a bad week lads
Nicholas Hill
>SquatThot is selling chakra rocks in the sauna again
Julian Diaz
alright guys stop watching me
Adam Sanders
>gym jew
That's gonna be my band's name.
Gabriel Barnes
>gym bipolar disorder man is having a depressive episode AGAIN
wish he'd stay at home whenever this happened. yesterday he gave me a motivational speech and that was fine but now he's kind of negating it??
Cooper Jones
>the gym CIA guy is on a shill streak again
Kayden Powell
>Gym flautist keeps hypnotizing the gymrats and taking them to Snap City
i fucking hate this asshole
Jonathan Lee
I get so fucking mad when this happens but I can’t do shit because if not security kicks me out
Xavier Mitchell
This was a HUGE problem at my gym when I started doing GOMAD
Connor Green
>not understanding motivation from one man to another
Soiya bois in 2019
Austin Bennett
>the gym BPD guy is deadlifting, doing sit ups and leg extensions at the same time
David Gomez
>gym autist REEEs between reps
Jace Adams
The funny thing is I don't see other Jow Forumsfags at gyms, even among the barbell lifters. They all have better clothes
Brody Adams
Lincoln Hill
He uses the power of both personalities for that lift
Joshua Hughes
>gym pretender is doing 3 minute rests sets between 1pl8 benches again
Luis Nelson
>gym jew keeps stealing my gains and selling them back to me at interest
Jace Morgan
It's already my MC name
Christian Allen
Shiiittt niggga how did you find me
Sebastian Taylor
Hoping on Chads' dick
Chase Bell
What's wrong with that?
Carson Cox
>gym borderliner is on a bulk apparently
Huh, quite ironic
Carter Carter
Of all the hills to die on for Shareblue, you really want to shill that there was nothing at all suspicious about Epstein's death? In Jow Forums of all places? In a thread that started off so well?
Carter Ramirez
>Gym highwaymen made it out of the gym gaol again
>The poor new kid got his gains taken as a toll for using their bench
Easton Hernandez
new
Liam Ortiz
>the gym retards are eating bait again
Ayden Gray
Gym kobold stole another kettlebell
Wrestling manlets is against gym policy
Thomas Bailey
>gym eagle laid eggs in the sauna again
what do?
Bentley Green
Kek