Tfw it's a 1-wipe wonder

>tfw it's a 1-wipe wonder

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Nice bro

>day started with a ghostwipe

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>tfw been using a bidet seat for over a year now

Still gotta use tp if you don't want swamp ass

>tfw it's never ending and I'm late for work

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>loose stool and anal leaking

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>feels like leakage
>panic
>check
>nope, all dry
>washup
>5 minutes later feels like leakage

ahhhhhhhhhhh this is hell

I know that feel.

>spiky poo that scratches your itchy asshole on the way out.

do y'all not get enough fiber every day? baka

teach me the ways of getting a no-wipe bros, i tried everything but nothing worked

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>unintentional nopoo for 8 days

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I never have days without shitting unless I got fucked the previous day

You need some fibre. Try oats or whole wheat bread.

I shower my ass after every shit

feel filthy if I have to shit in public and cant use shower

psyllium husk powder

>I wipe my ass.

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>he doesn't have hot, painful diarrhea from Szechuan chili oil with every meal
ngmi, bro

same
this also cured my hemorrhoids, baby wipe were better than tp but still not enough

>burst another capillary in my rectum lifting heavy
>getting really bad diarhea in the morning except instead of runny shit its bright red blood

>shit smears in asshair

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>start mewing
>part of it it chewing the ever loving fuck out of your food to break it down and combine with saliva before it gets to stomach
>suddenly tons more energy
>suddenly no indigestion
>suddenly one tiny ball of poop every 2 days
Guys I’ve stumbled on ancient magic.

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those are hemorrhoids

Very based, keep going. Don't let the toilet jew take your gains.