>tfw it's a 1-wipe wonder
Tfw it's a 1-wipe wonder
Nice bro
>day started with a ghostwipe
>tfw been using a bidet seat for over a year now
Still gotta use tp if you don't want swamp ass
>tfw it's never ending and I'm late for work
>loose stool and anal leaking
>feels like leakage
>panic
>check
>nope, all dry
>washup
>5 minutes later feels like leakage
ahhhhhhhhhhh this is hell
I know that feel.
>spiky poo that scratches your itchy asshole on the way out.
do y'all not get enough fiber every day? baka
teach me the ways of getting a no-wipe bros, i tried everything but nothing worked
>unintentional nopoo for 8 days
I never have days without shitting unless I got fucked the previous day
You need some fibre. Try oats or whole wheat bread.
I shower my ass after every shit
feel filthy if I have to shit in public and cant use shower
psyllium husk powder
>I wipe my ass.
>he doesn't have hot, painful diarrhea from Szechuan chili oil with every meal
ngmi, bro
same
this also cured my hemorrhoids, baby wipe were better than tp but still not enough
>burst another capillary in my rectum lifting heavy
>getting really bad diarhea in the morning except instead of runny shit its bright red blood
>shit smears in asshair
>start mewing
>part of it it chewing the ever loving fuck out of your food to break it down and combine with saliva before it gets to stomach
>suddenly tons more energy
>suddenly no indigestion
>suddenly one tiny ball of poop every 2 days
Guys I’ve stumbled on ancient magic.
those are hemorrhoids
Very based, keep going. Don't let the toilet jew take your gains.