Want to start lifting more seriously

>want to start lifting more seriously
>already maxed out my makeshift 20lb dumbbells
>can't afford to buy better ones
>Literally can't afford to buy a heavy piece of iron

What am I supposed to do now?

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Lift heavy things that you already own or can get for free.

get a job, if you got some good income you can do alot of shit

Be a true man, go turn on some 80's music and just do a montage, you'll find a fuckin way.

Seriously tho just find heavy shit to lift around your house.

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I'm trying but it ain't working

>yesterday
>actually get a call back for an interview
>wew.jpg
>it's a semi-comfy boxstacker job
>interviewed by friendly young woman, maybe younger than me
>she asks all sorts of questions trying to make me actually talk
>I can't manage to even keep up conversing or win her over
I think I might deserve my fate. I mean I literally can't keep up a conversation with a reasonably friendly person. I don't know what I'll end up doing.
>tfw still secretly hoping I'll get hired
I need to get my shit together.

They need to have handles guys. I can't just start lifting my fucking fridge or something.

Someone post that guy on Jow Forums using water bottles as weights

Use the dumbbells you already have an duct tape heavy stuff to them to increase their weight.

How much do they even cost that you can't afford them, user?

I was about to suggest some buckets filled with water.

what i did was get a backpack and fill them with heavy shit like books, then curled it from the top. Unconventional, but works. You can substitute books for other heavy things too.

your a pussy OP, I just lifted my fridge, had my dick grow to 7 feet and fucked a hot Stacy cause I listened to take on me while lifting a stack of Playboys. I fucking told you it would work, I guess you'll never have a badass cock like mine, a Chad thundercock.

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ya'll niggas never seen a 2L cola bottle? imagine how much fucking space 10L of water will take and that's just about as much weight as OP is already doing

This, there's a reason they use iron for weights, 15 liters of water is just too much volume.

put sand in a gallon of milk container

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i understand where youre at. its not easy especially when you havent done it to make small talk. theres no real trick to it. it is something you have to learn by experience. listen in to peoples conversations, its normal if it sounds forced first most small talk between strangers is that way. think everytime youre awkward and fuck up you probably wont see that person again, what that person thinks doesnt affect you and it's experience which slowly and over time will make you better at it. its a hard cycle to break and i understand its hard to put yourself out there but this is how you make it.

Buy a cheap gym membership ?

your body weighs something

yeah I heard planet fitness is crazy cheap

I can't handle gyms I get pissed at the Jow Forumstards showing off all the time. I think most of the people who go to they gym go there to show off and not to work out.

>tfw still not strong enough for my own body
I find bodyweight exercises very tiring. I'm trying, but it's too much.

but you can just adjust the exercise difficulty?
how do you get tired from wall pushups and bodyweight squats?

Why not water

Water weighs a kilo per liter. You can probably find a 5 gallon bucket somewhere and use that.