Mire thread

>Walking inbetween two girls and a family
>Fast walker so pass them easily
>Pass a little too close to one of the girls didnt touch her but was only a few inches between us
>Makes "That Noise" when I walk past

You know what kind of noise Im talking about, the kind that women make when you take your shirt off and they get flustered

I do not know that kind of noise.

A sort of long-winded, slow start fast finish inverse bell curve volume "uuuuuuuhffffrh"

...

>he doesn't know the noise

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My 1,5 month old daughter looked at me and seemed impressed.

>having beers with cowirkers
>at some ome of them goes: woah user, you must have it really easy with girls since you're very tall
>y-yeah

I have better mirin stories but they're like from 2 years ago

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Made me smile
>I have better mirin stories but they're like from 2 years ago
Too relatable

Was walking to the gym yesterday and caught a girl looking at me I turned my head and looked again she still looking, don't know if it's a mire but heh

>receptionist gives me my card
>says: "here you go"
>I say: "thanks, bye"
>says: "here you go"
Not sure if she was just autistic and thinking about something else or she spilled spaghetti cause of me.

Been loosing a lot of weight (30 kg since January). Went to a pool party yesterday. One build guy I didnt know approached me and congratulated me on my loss.

>Cant recognize noise because never heard it

>lifting for 7 years, steroids for 2, have amazing body by normie standards
>never get mired because ugly face

>havent seen friends from highschool in a minute
>they tell me I am way taller than I used to be
>also apparently have a deeper voice

sounds strange but I guess I'll take it.

met my gf's friends and caught a lot of them mirin, one even asked me to take her bf to the gym. I would actually help him but he doesnt even want to so whats the point.

it sounds kind of like salty milk and coins

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kek

I too saved that pic from the last thread
The purity

Practically melted when I first saw it

did u smash?

Did the kid smash though?
Questions.

Am hamplanet but have lost more than 50 pounds. It's made me more social, more active, knees and back don't hurt basically at all anymore, made me more motivated, higher libido, more compliments about figure. Spending more time with family, friends, and being active with dogs.

Just a start on my weight loss but I am very hopeful and this stuff keeps me motivated.

>investment banking full time
never going to make it

He wasn't talking about some relative perchance?

Well my grandpa told me I look even better than he did when he came back from army. I know it can't be true cuz he is a 2m high 120kg powerhouse that beat cancer after turning 70.. but still made me feel good

>OMGOMGOMG MIREEEEE THREAAAAAAAD!

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>Virgin at 26
>Lost around 110lbs
>Little loose skin and bunch of stretch marks even after lifting and building some decent muscle
>Really self conscious about it all, never flirt with women because there is no way they'd want me
>Talk to a co-worker about it, recommends me an escort
>call for a QT
>Run around cleaning my place
>Clean and trim everything that I possible could
>She shows up, is gorgeous
>couple of drinks
>I can tell she's waiting for me to sort of initiate
>I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing
>Decide honesty is the best here, can't bluff my way through this
>Tell her it's my first time
>She takes it as it's my first time with a call-girl, whatever, it works
>leads me to the couch, goes down on me on my living room couch
>Go to my room, she remarks on how clean it is, appreciates a guy who cares about appearance
>Proceed to fuck for the next full hour I paid for
>Get off 10 times in that hour with her nursing my soft cock back to full strength with her mouth between bouts
>Muscles I didn't know I have are burning
>My balls feel like they're on fire
>Just taking a piss afterwards was a mix of pain/pleasure I was so sensitive
>Lay in bed together, I'm falling asleep
>She lays with me in bed for the next hour so I can hold her while I fall asleep
>Doesn't charge me for said hour

I know it could be the sweet talking of an escort, but she said she actually enjoyed herself. That it was nice to be with a guy who looks like me/grooms himself like me. Got her cell number now. Feels like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulders desu

oohh nonononono, look at this dude

How do i break this to you...

Probably wasn't a lie desu. I can imagine a lot of ugly dudes with poor hygiene use escorts, so the fact she wasn't sucking on an unwashed cock probably made for a nice change

oh I know almost guaranteed she was sweet talking me so I'm more likely to call her. But hey what can I say, it's nice to hear honeyed words sometimes.
well I mean how guys can actually just now shower is beyond gross to me

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imagine catching feelings for a literal whore lmfaoooooo.

you are objectively NGMI

how do you even get off 10 times in an hour
Every time I tried jacking off multiple times per day it kept getting less pleasurable after the 2nd wank. 4th time in a row is 50/50 pain/pleasure and 5th time is like 70/30 pain/pleasure. I've never bothered going for 6.

The cashier at walmart ask me how my day was today

don't care, had sex
Not jerking off for about 2 days prior.

>how do you even get off 10 times in an hour
Testosterone. If you are just jacking off without being legitimately horny, then yeah each one is progressively worse than the last.

>go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere dirty baf
>order 2x mcdoubles and a mcchicken
>pull up to hollister model, qt black girl foods me my hand
>"you look like you could be one a dem windows"
>t-thanks you too
>drive home feeling good about my mcchicken
>get home, open bulk
>stupid bitch forgot myself

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Was at work changing trash cans and a customer walked pasted and said “you’re getting buff, I’ve been coming in a while and I can see the change”

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Very pure n cute.

But it doesnt look like she's looking at the baby. I think she's looking at whoever is behind him. His dad most likely. A young hawt dad she thinks kawaii.

user please take care of yourself. Shes human so im sure whatever has happened to her in leading up to being a literal prostitute will make you have sympathy but please.....rethink falling in love with her. She probably suffers from mental illness. Red flags.

jfc why is everyone thinking I'm falling in love with her? I know what she is and what she does for a living. I was a virgin and aching for human contact. She helped with both. I mean I'll still clean up because I'm not a fucking pig, but don't think I'm gonna try to "change her" or some other dumb shit.

Just remember that user. You can't make a ho a housewife.

When my anxiety was at its worst in university it wasn't impossible the day before an exam.

you're going to make it i can feel it. keep going

Sorry user. I didn't know if you were a self aware of your retardedness. Are you just a robot or something? Why would it take being 26 to lose your virginity? I know closeted Chad's who haven't lost virginity because of mental illness.
Are you NEET

>robot/NEET
nah. I'm college educated and pull in a decent salary. My own place, new car, etc. I was just always overweight and never even tried to respond to any flirtation at all because I thought the advances onto me were fake/I didn't deserve them. I also didn't try to make moves on women because I didn't think I had a chance in hell.

>laying on top of chick missionary like while she caresses my back
>tells me I have a swimmers back aka wide and juicy
>I just really like pull ups

some girl today told me that I could be a super model cause I look really hot

Didn't hear this but according to a girl I know
>A girl bumps into me
>She says "wow user, you're so big and strong"

On a different day
>Waiting to get into a concert
>She says "Your arms are so big user"
I rarely even hit biceps either

dilate

Best friend's wife said I look like a completely different person

Doctor said hes happy I've lost the weight and my blood pressure is looking better.

Lost 60lbs btw

Most of mine have been from men i haven't seen in a while.

>Be this friday
>Go to client site to help clean up their books 1st half of year. Haven't seen them since January.
>Walk in
>Owner (pretty cool guy) goes "oh man, look at user, we got a fitness model up in here, what have you been doing??"
>Bookkeeper (horribly ugly woman) "wow user you look like you've gotten taller! Whatever you are doing is working" (i'm 6ft1)

>Grandma said she can't believe how big my arms and shoulders are getting
Love you granny

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not gonna lie pic related is mad cute and adorable but all of you are faggots.

>Workout at home
>Go shower
>Get out and see wife in restroom
>She looks me over with that smile and eyes that's extra flirty

Feels good! Wife mires = best mires!

needs a little more stroke but its close, almost funny

Not me, but earlier today I was driving, and say a 6'1 jacked chad riding a bike down the street.

He rode his bike past a bus, and I shit you not, literally every female in that bus turned and stared at him until he rode out of view (the bus was stopped).

The largest, most genuine mire I've ever seen in person.

Motivated my ass right then & there to keep at it.

>cut for the entire spring
>lean for probably the first time in my life
>see a friend at the store by a glance
>"hi user... Have you lost weight?"
>yeah actually
>"damn you look amazing"
>feelsgoodman.jpg

Gets funnier everytime.

Wow.

Sounds more like a bag of sand

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>drinking with coworkers after work
>one coworker who's pretty strong mentions how I have some arms on me
>tell him I'm nowhere close to him tho
>feeling good being mired
>talk about fitness for a while
>a female coworker overhears us and says "oh user works out?"

It hurts.

pls explain brawl game

its a nintendo game where you fight as characters from their various games

>heh
cringe and screen'd pilled gona post this 2 months from now and make a meme out of you

Kinda similar to you. Used to be fat and filled with self hatred. It was so bad that any woman who showed me attention I would be disgusted by. Even if I had liked them or fantasised about them before. Just the idea that someone could look at me or talk to me without being physically repulsed disgusted me. And the idea that any women could hate herself so much that she would subject herself to me.

I'm still a 24 year old kissless virgin but thankfully I'm no longer fat. Made plenty of physical gains thanks to Jow Forums and Jow Forums. I'm getting there.

Based

>at work
>a guy with two women walk into the room and ask for directions
>address them
>the women perk up immediately
>lead them to where they need to go
>a minute later, a coworker tells me, "The ladies gave you quite a compliment. They said you were an angel."

I would not have called the ladies angels, but I'll take a free compliment.

Based

Had my friends family over for some grill n chill.

Friends asking asking me how I’ve been
> I’ve been good I...
> - user you look like you could be a model * turns to sister* Doesn’t user have to body to be a model right?
> thank y-you too

dats real wholesome user

Does anyone keep links to archives of mire threads that were really fucking good?

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paste and redbilled

>Got her cell number now. Feels like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulders desu
>basically means a merchant has a connection to a possible future customer
She's playing you user, you naive retard

>fuck a whore
>burning sensation on dick and when peeing
someone tell him

on a field or meadow or something, two teams go up against each other. you have to force people to tap out and that eliminates them for the round. one team plays shirtless for better identification. pretty manly. based on hooligan matches.

Do milf mires count? I feel like it doesn't since they'll look at any young male in decent shape.

i don't get any mires really but when I swim laps at the pool dudes just jump in when they want to share a lane, they don't even ask. i notice good looking women always make eye contact with me and smile and ask if I mind if we share. probably nothing but still.

also I was jumping rope a few weeks back and it snapped on me. I asked a girl close to me if I hit her with it. she said no. then another girl a little further away said that's what happens when you go hard. I said I wasn't going hard it's just that the jump ropes are cheap and break easily. the girl replied back with a smile and a "I feel you"

you are the angel, this guys a demon

milfs are fucking faggots so no

I was mired by my barber, he's homo. Does that count?

No. Homos mire every man in their sight.

Congrats bro!

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Not a mire but I hooked up with a girl for the first time since my fiancé cheated on me and left me six months ago. I’ve been working out nonstop since we split and I went from fat to dyel mode with under 15%bf.
She was a thick bitch with a fat ass and was so fucking into it that it seems like it’s all worth it.

>pure strength pvp build

Thanks man i laughed my ass off

>Picking up packages of online cop in a shop
>lots of clothes ans some mess in the order so I turn around and tell the next client to go ahead
>its a short black haired, blue eyed cutie with an artsy sleeve tatoo
>stare at her tatoo shamelessly
>glances exchange
>she checks and says while leaving
>you're very pretty
>wut
>and you have beautiful tats
>she leaveds while I stay at the counter
>turn around and she is outside the store, staring back at me
>proceed to go out, get her number
>what's your name ? Wow it's my brother's name (pretty rare name)
>And what's yours ?
>mfw it's my sister's name
>we both laugh and she leaves
Having a drink with her later today.

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bbbbraaaaaapppppp

I was at the pool the other day. I got looks from chicks but what really got me was that a bunch of kids were staring at me and talking among each other until finally one of them said to the girl that was with me:
>Miss, your friend looks like Aquaman.

That was really nice. Still haven't seen the movie though.

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Thats kinda cute user

>all the ladies in my Pilates class staring at me
>we do squats and lunges and shit, see everyone looking at my ads in the mirror
>hell yes, ladies mirin my glutes
>40 something yoga mom approaches me after class
>"honey, just so you know, the seam at your crotch is split"
>mfw

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>meanwhile in alabama