>be talking with coworker
>have had a feeling she might be into me for a while
>out of nowhere she asks “so user, have you got a girlfriend?”
>reply “no, have you?”
>she looks at me awkwardly and goes “no... anyway I’m gonna get back to work”
Did I completely fuck up? What should I have said in this situation?
>“so user, have you got a girlfriend?”
>"Haha idk, depends- what ZIP code are we in right now?" *Flex a cep*
You have to avoid the autism trap of taking questions literally
>No, why?
But then they never really say why, and to me that means they didn't want it enough.
This
Women are so autistic
Do you think she looked at you weird because you asked her if she had a girlfriend?
Lmao that was actually a good response bro.
Ask her out tard
>shit, cute ass user thinks im gay
>EVACUATE EVACUATE
>The autism trap of taking questions literally
And yet men who can't pick up on these retard-tier mind games are the ones who end up being called autistic.
>Did I completely fuck up?
it's not what you said probably more about how you said it i.e. you sound like an incel tard instead of a chad. something like
"No.." sly grin bright eyes "Have you?"
>”no... *lick lips slyly* but I got a feeling that’s about to change, heh. You a dyke or what?“
>”No...” pin her down with a shit eating grin. ”Unless you’re lesbian” as you force your cock in her
The hottest most intense sex usually ends in murder.
You handled it perfectly user
You aced it OP, relax. Is the interest mutual though?
Yes? Part of autism's traits involve deficits with Theory of Mind- they can't understand what other people are thinking.
Hence they'll take questions literally rather than realizing base motivations that they really need to address.
>be me, 6’0 talking with coworker
>have had a feeling she might be into me for a while
>out of nowhere she asks “so user, have you got a girlfriend?”
>jokingly reply “no, have you?”
>laugh so she knows I’m not serious
>she laughs too
>fast forward 5 min to me railing her in my Jeep Grand Cherokee
Just be like this OP. Gotta make it more fun and casual since a lot of them are super anxious all the time
Ttw have grand cherokee but no qt coworker
true chad
my response would've been
>no but I'm taking applications
how bad is this compared to what OP said?
I don't get it, is the joke that you have several girlfriends distributed over several different zip codes?
Cringe.
Here's a tip: in these situations don't use words with more than 2 syllables.
Always say cheeky shit to this question. "I've got a couple", "I got room for one more," etc. Its basically a shit test question to figure out if other women desire you
is she as cute as pic related?
I think it's funny. If she didn't laugh she has no sense of humor.
Based
>I drive...
>“so user, have you got a girlfriend?”
>"tfw no gf"
>"tfw never gf"
>"when will it be mine turn for gf"
Should have told her you’re entirely devoted to the Emperor, OP.
This.
>Only in death, does duty end.