Social Fitness

>Hitting my 3rd set of preacher curls looking juicy
>Mulatto girl comes up
>Take out my ear bud
>"Wow I've never seen so many arm veins"
>"Ha, thanks"
>Put earbud in and get back to work
>Stare directly at myself in the mirror
>Notice mulatto chick hasn't left yet and just stares at me for 10 seconds before turning around and leaving
>get done and go
>realize my mistake while driving home
Does anyone else turn into a complete autismo while lifting?

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cope

I can t speak / write properly for about half hour after workout and this shis start in middle so yeah

You're focused on your task and not in "single, ready to mingle" mode. Nothing wrong with that. Sure, sometimes you'll miss out on an opportunity but most of the time it simply helps you get to where you want to be. It's an ok tradeoff as long as you have other opportunities to meet women.

You did the right thing ignoring that fucking mongrel.

Ive got one, not from lifting though
>at buddies 23rd birthday party
>equal ratio of girls to guys and I am hammered
>talk to this qt redhead but I cant hear her replies over the music so I just forget about her
>party continues at this rooftop bar
>I start talking to her again
>we start getting friendly, talking about school and shit
>she starts getting closer
>Ive got my half chub junk pressed up against her
>we start getting more personal
>tell her how good she looks, and she laughs
>tell her "You comfortable? Because you are awfully close to me"
>she frowns and then backs up
>realize what I just said, and walk to back to bar and order food.
>laugh like a retard and freak out the bartender
Pretty good night though

Based and Jow Forums pilled

>Does anyone else turn into a complete autismo while lifting?

Nah, I'm also a complete autismo before and after as well.

>dat jawline
>dat chin
Dats a man baby

No its just a half breed larping as a white woman

Just go to the gym the same time next week. She might be there. Slowly build up to a 1-2 minute conversation.
Autists make the mistake of trapping any girl stupid enough to smile at them and pin her against a wall for 5 minutes of really uncomfortable conversation.
You know how like Chris-chan stalks the girl who gives tours at his local community college?

focusing on gains or focusing on the thott, you tell me what's better

Absolutely jawmogging + heightmogging that manlet

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Thots come and go but gains stay here

My nigga, you in the 502?

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not fit related, but once i was waiting in line for the bus as it was raining,then a girl in front of me turned around and asked if i wanted to get under her umbrella, i just said no and that was it.

Based

I love mulatto girls so much

why?

Because regular animals are hard to fuck

I ran track with this girl in high school lol.

So ducking weird/creepy that y’all are now using her pic on Jow Forums and saying stupid racist shit about her , crazy world

Post her insta...tryna see if she has a nice ass

I hate niggers so much, especially half breed nigger larpers. Imagine the smell, she has enough stank for 2 races. Niggerlover

As if it’s only when you’re lifting

Not OP but how the fuck are you supposed to meet girls at the gym? What is even there to talk about?
"yeeh you like workin out ye pumpin dat iron heheh"
"haha i com here 5 time a week lol"
"woooa neva seen vein like dat boy ohh mmmm"

I want to start a conversation but it's impossible to do so without looking retarded/desperate

What's she like

Their skin and hair

Just say hi next time you see her at the gym. Ask her what she's working on and see where it goes from there

$5 says you have brown eyes. idk why you Jow Forums fags think any of you are white haha

I would have done the same thing, maybe your tone wasn't good. Should have said it in a joking way.

It's pretty simple.
>doing lunges
>girl next to me starts doing lunges too
>we both stop to rest at about the same time
>loudly say "God I hate doing lunges!"
>she says somethimg back and we laugh
>next time we're resting she says something to cheer me on
I was just venting but didn't want to talk talk

Yes, it's just concentration bro.

And Ill bet 500$ that your credit score starts with 6 nigger

>In the gym late at night
>see a hot girl having trouble opening the door (un-staffed at night, keyfob lock)
>I walk over and open it for her
>she thanks me, giggles, and makes a joke
>I say “SAME HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I GOT HERE” in a voice that sounded angry, autistic, out of breath, and desperate at the same time.

In answer to your question, yes I do.

Why are so many guys so autistic these days is the real question.

>Mulatto
>girl
lol

I always have an equal parts depressed/exasperated/bored/pissed off expression when I'm lifting (except when I break PRs and then I sometimes smile) and I never talk to anyone because I wouldn't want to bother them during their workouts, and nobody ever talks to me so it evens out. I wouldn't say I turn autistic when lifting, I'm probably autistic by default and the temporary spike in testosterone just intensifies it.

Not enough IRL social interactions

I'm proud of my charisma, but if I didn't force myself to spaghetti through a couple years of awkwardness, I wouldn't be able to socialise the way I do now.

These folk haven't push through the spaghetti phase.

They go out, socialise, make a mistake, and instead of learning from it, they call themselves autistic and shitpost on Jow Forums

I've seen this countless times.
It's 100x worse on Discord.

Very cool but kinda full of herself desu but she’s elite at the sport and also hot as fuck so I don’t blame her

@sydneymclaughlin16

She mustve been very intoxicating to be around. Did you ever.. you know, lie down on top of her?

How do I recover from 25 years of near total isolation and nonstop abuse from my family that have completely destroyed my ability to form close bonds with other people

based high test elite athlete gf

There used to be this tall, pretty jacked middle-eastern/black guy at my gym that would come in and rarely do lifts. I'm pretty sure he lifted at a commercial gym and just came to the Uni gym to pick up chicks.

Anyways, the dude would come in with boxing gloves and put on this hat that had a stretchy cord attached to the string. He would just stand at the entrance to the power lifting area and practice punching the ball repeatedly in front of him.

He would always grab girls and have them come do it while he coached them. I'm 99% sure it helped him bang at least 3 thotty looking blonde 7s. I hate when dudes try to spit game at the gym but this guy was at least pretty successful. Its better than the 50 year old boomer that tries to spit game with chicks aggressively and they then go laugh with their friends as he walks away after they shut him down. Some girls straight up just look so uncomfortable as he talks to them.

Me personally, I always catch girls side eyeing me or make eye contact with girls straight up staring at me. I'm just too in the zone, covered in sweat, and out of breath to even manage a normal conversation with another dude. I definitely would not be able to flirt. This is also where I come to kinda be alone and enjoy time with myself. But I would be lying if I said I didn't want to bring home some of these cardio bunnies and gym shark thotties.

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are the 600's really that bad im on the high end in the 80's but I always assumed it was decent

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>mulatto

You dodge a bullet.

Make like Nike and just do it. Its like depression, if youre a man you just get over it. Dont ask for help, dont say to yourself "oh im so depressed im gonna put my gun in my mouth" JUST MAN UP

7 is whiteman tier 8 is asian and kike. 6 and below is niggermexican

What are you supposed to do in this situation? Help an autist out.

well fuck me then. all cause of one missed payment, fuck loans. ah well I'm building it back up without issue by the time I'm out of school it should be back to the 700's at worst a year or so after. I just never knew it was that bad, I assumed the 600's were average and literally only the 4%ers, druggies and women dipped below like 500

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Say thanks & let her know you can give her a few pointers if need be.

Just be friendly, and don't try to extract too much from one simple social interaction.

Next time you see her, maybe smile & nod, say hello, the casual interactions, acquaintance level.

After that, see how she responds, and if she shows interest, keep trying to get closer as friends, but if she shows no interests, just stay acquaintances.

"And thats not even the veiniest part of me, Aha!"
Then watch her run over to the staff and get you kicked out then you yell "WORTH IT"

well for starters you flex a 'cep

then just walk away

Finger her butthole through her tights u faggot

This is how you respond, in a non-meme way.
>thanks haha, what are you hitting today
>"oh im hitting legs and abs today, hbu"
>blah blah blah completely normal nonsexual conversation
>depending on vibe you can ask for her number and say you two can get a postworkout meal
>if vibe doesn't feel right you say "see you around" and next time you see her at the gym you say hi and initiate another conversation pretty similar to this one, except possibly going for the number

Basically rule #1 is don't be a weirdo in the gym.

>>"Wow I've never seen so many arm veins"
>>"Ha, thanks"
>"What's your name?"
>"Nice to meet you femanon, I'm user"
>"Do you train here often?"
>"Oh nice, usually at this time? I could offer you some pointers when we see each other haha"
If she seems really receptive:
>"How about I grab your number and we can be gym buds or something :^)"

This

>mutt
you dodged a bullet

>You're focused on your task and not in "single, ready to mingle" mode. Nothing wrong with that. Sure, sometimes you'll miss out on an opportunity but most of the time it simply helps you get to where you want to be. It's an ok tradeoff as long as you have other opportunities to meet women.

This. Focus on your purpose and the women will come. Don’t be a faggot that will drop anything the moment a female gives you the slightest hint of attention.

Remember, it’s not a loss if you learned from it

>chat for a minute while resting between sets
>I've gotta finish lifting and get out of here, let's meet for a drink sometime
>get her #
Her approaching you is the strongest choosing signal you'll ever get from a girl

she doesn't seem too bad

veiny arms?
you should see my dick.

>360 and moonwalk outta there.

have sex

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>27 y/o
>had ~11 girlfriends because I'm a dirty whore
>grill has only once in my entire life spontaneously given me her number

Is this normal? Movies lead me to believe that an ordinary way of getting into a relationship is like a number left on a receipt or a napkin or something but I've only ever had a fat girl in high school steal my agenda and write her number in it. She then proceeded to stare at me non-stop for the next 3 years.

Is this level of spontaneous-number-getting normal or am I a stealthy sperglord and everyone else is rolling in phone numbers?

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You think that's bad?

>cute girl smiles at me
>giggles to her friend
>take it as an insult
>ask them "what the fuck their problem is?"
>they get scared and run off
>realize my mistake 10 minutes later

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Pay more than the minimum. Even if it’s just a dollar more. That helps tremendously. I’m at 720.

A lot of them aren't, at least not in any true, clinical sense of the word. They're just socially awkward dorks.

Being uncool and socially awkward is not a disorder. It's basically a choice. But you get so many people now who have grown up with their face in a screen their whole lives it's small wonder they don't know how to act.

>implying you have to be white to want people to stay in their own countries
And as usual, the "white supremacy fascist nazi" response comes out to play for anyone with a sense of pride in their people and nation (unless they aren't white).

Based user putting disgusting roasties in their place

No, a girl once reached into my pants, grabbed my dick, and put it into her pussy. Granted I was 5 years old at the time, and the girl was my dad, but still.

Not in the gym but I had some girls hit on me in high school after I lost weight and got fit.
>One of them was of a pair of hot twins that were a year older.
>She came over and asked me for my name when I was playing ping pong during PE.
>I sperged out and chased her away.
>A year later the hottest girl in our school started skyping me every night (this was before Facebook and Messenger) for hours.
>I was clueless and had no idea she was into me
>Even when she was touching my hand in class and trying to get my attention by doing stupid shit like stealing my stuff.

God, I hate my younger self. At least I'm not like that anymore.

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I actually keked hard at this massive display of autism.

high test

>When autism turns you in to an absolute chad

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High school girls can be very touchy. I had them steal my stuff and try to touch me. It’s not an affection thing. It’s more of a “give me attention” thing. Don’t confuse the two.

>>I sperged out and chased her away.
How did you chase her away?

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pooped 'em

I'm with you. Then again I have blue eyes so if course I'll laugh at the brown eyed. Funny how triggered they get when you point that out

Trust me, when a girl talks to you for hours every night, touches you without reason, and constantly tries to get your attention she likes you. I know that now, but teen me couldn't fathom that the school Stacy like me.

I was mad because I was losing to a guy I was much better than and I told her to fuck off. She looked at me with a shocked face and I repeated myself. Never talked to me again.

You two could be friends.

>I was mad because I was losing to a guy I was much better than and I told her to fuck off. She looked at me with a shocked face and I repeated myself. Never talked to me again.
Glorious.

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Thankfully I'm not like that anymore. I've had a decent number of a relationships and I'm in a good one right now for over a year.

You're gonna make it.

This place truly is a treasure

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