What's your excuse?

What's your excuse?

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I was sick, but the page was torn out, I missed the bus, but no one else did it

my excuse for what

You wanna hear all of them?

Brain fog, depression, anxiety, I'm not very smart either, pretty good looking though and pretty charasmatic

>What's your excuse?
She probably has STDs and still fucks her ex.

>No gf

I’m 24 and making good money right now. Why would I be in a rush to throw away my lack of responsibilities for a girl who isn’t literally perfect?

>Not big enough

Three months in, so I’m working on it. Dieting is tough and I need to find a new gym, but I’ll get there

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enji is a unicorn. what's the point if I won't have an enji gf

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last one dumped me
nevar again

Are you dating at least?

Not that important, sabai sabai

Currently just moving too much to settle down with posting and deployments. It's just a shit show doing long distance especially with BMOQ-Land coming up.

>ywn

I'll say hi to Jody for you

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>tfw only ever dated low quality women cuz hq ones never paid attention to me

I'm fairly satisfied with my life, but I dont have a GF because I still live with my mom, I'm only 18, I look like a 16 year old which only makes it worse, and I'm terrible at socializing. I know I'm not ugly or repulsive because I actually had quite a few girls @ my school tell me "that white boi fine", or their male friends say that she liked me. I always thought that they were making fun of me or something, but after graduation I realized that I didn't stick out all that much to make fun of, and I actually knew quite a few people rather well.
I'm working on looking people in the eyes, and acting more confident so I can get a chadditude.

fuck i wish i could be 18 again
make it count user
t. 31 yo

Im 3'1"

Yup, I always thought you boomers/adults were stupid when you said high school were the best years of your life, but you were right. The day after I graduated I realized that I should have gone to prom with a girl, tried more things, and not be such a lame stickler. Currently working on my finances by selling a membership with a legit multi level marketing program, and working out so I can get some sexual experience and build up confidence over the next year or 2. Ideally I'd like to be able to retire at 25 and have a ton of kids with a naturalist wife.

Pls be a loli.

Because it's rare to actually see anyone that cute. And when I do they almost always have a boyfriend. A lot of the time I can get them to sleep with me anyways or leave their boyfriend, but even then I'd never be in a relationship with them because I know deep down if they'd cheat or leave their boyfriends for me, they'd do the same to me too.

And lifting has made me more confident and full of my self. People that looked attractive before and were out of my league, I'm no longer attracted to.

Shit's hard man.

Wagecucking (instead of trading full time).

Spoken like a true 18 year old who has no idea what they're talking about. At 28, anyone I've met who said high school were the best years of their life turned out to be a pathetic loser or a single mom.

I have shitty genetics (short, ugly face, muscle imbalances), so I feel like lifting would be pointless.

If I can’t think of any excuses, does that mean I’m doing everything right?

My high school ex totally burned me out on the idea of dating and relationships. Even though it’s been years and I’m lonely as fuck now and would love to fill that hole in my soul, I still reflexively recoil from any chance at intimacy and it keeps fucking me over.

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If you are responsible enough to not get addicted, try phenibut. In most of the world, you can buy it legally. (Sorry strayans.)

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Do 1 set of hanging by your neck from a rope until failure

Based user. Keep lifting until you find your own Karla Kure.

>The day after I graduated I realized that I should have gone to prom with a girl, tried more things, and not be such a lame stickler.
>tfw had this feeling since the first day of high school
>tfw went through 3 fucking years of HS with that same feeling in my head every single day
>barely improved at all
>went into college with this same feeling
>made a lot of friends but still had a ton of mental blocks fucking me up
>currently in 3rd year of college, almost all of my friends are graduating next year and it's gonna take me at least another 3 years to graduate
>the closest thing to "making it" i've done in the last six years was kissing a girl for the first time
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If you're not the kind of guy who enjoys hanging around vapid retards you didn't miss out on anything. Trust me. t.18 yo

get the fuck out

Jesus wtf. Are you me?

I'm not Asian. She has an Asian bf wtf

I'm pretty ugly bruh, and the lisp ain't doing me no favors.

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I don't need a gf to fuck women

I was socializing :(

>tfw have been overdosing on redpills lately

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fix ur diet

Depression
No motivation to make contact

God I know this feeling all too well

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My fears, insecurity of not knowing how to act around girls, can small talk them, but romancing is hard mode for me, can't read their body language or react appropriately and am a bit lazy to chase them.

>tfw 24 year old with this body

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My life plan is incompatible with pair-bonding, so it is unfair to ask someone to be a part of that to their own detriment

Ugliness. Don't worry though, I'm going to the gym in half an hour, I'll become a gymcel.

>shit diet
>watches porn too much
>was raised by computers
>brainwashed and learned nothing in school
>doesn't appreciate hardwork

Typical zoomer

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huge cock, but i learned to live with it.
I fuck the shit out of me dolls

Because I always seem to feel inferior to other people especially women.

The only lady I would like to have a chance with lives hours from me and I feel trapped behind an invisible barrier to ask to meet up and I actively try to forget her because it’s depresses me to think of being such a coward

You spend so much time thinking/expecting the good times to come that you don’t make good time of your present moment

same

except i made plans to actually meet and i'm pretty sure it's never going to happen now due to things out of my control so i'm just waiting for the inevitable so i can stop talking to her and forget and go back to life before and never make the mistake of talking to a member of the female race again

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My excuse is I don't have a place of my own yet!

Once I get that uni degree, electrical engineering, I can hopefully start a job that pays well and get my own place and get into the real fucking world. I always imagine what my bachelor pad is going to be like and the outlook on monogamy for myself before I'm 35-40 is slim to none. I want a fucking harem of bitches, not just for hedonism but to learn about the qualities I love in a woman so that I can filter for those quality when looking for a wife.

God I love being a man, I get better with age... As long as I can lift, blast and cruise, into my 30s and 40s I can still attract 20 something year olds

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you will make it kengan bro

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I got a gf recently, what do I do now.

She uses makeup

>88
You know what to do, have 10 white kids, tell your 10 white kids to have 10 white kids, tell your 10 white grankids to have 10 white kids, and so on

>pyramid scheme for reproduction and maintenance of Aryan race
pretty based

not that dude but take my advice and take it to heart

>stretch every day
>sort your diet out - that doesn't mean never eat crap food but ensure you do eat the right foods and don't become addicted to sugar
>join a team or sport of some (any) kind. competition is based for test and group activities and sports are great for socialising
>save your money in a proper way (read up on that shit)
>travel
>treasure your family
>don't get involved in a MLM (at least don't put ANY of your own money in
>dont ever do this ^
>remember that you have your whole life ahead of you so don't get too down about things when shit isnt going your way.
>sow your wild oats

I've been applying to jobs and I haven't gotten shit. I'm not satisfied with my current situation. I at least want my body to look good. Instead of being poor and ugly, I'll be poor, ugly, and buff as fuck bitch. You know? Damn. I took my teenage years for granted.