How do I get mire'd as a manlet?

basically this and get preyed on girls taller than you and live the dream

Stop being such an ungrateful faggot.

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>A black girl into a short dude

Is this shit even possible

If you're a pretty boy, I guess.

How do I get into pretty boy mode?

how tall we talking buddy

Have a good face and get skinny as fuck

You have to go kpop pretty boy mode. Manlets who try to look like Jow Forums chads make me cringe. Head on over to /fa/

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Be attractive, be confident, be charming. Girls don't care about actual size that much, they honestly prefer ottermode/athletic over bodybuilder.

5'5 to 5'7

This

Be cute. I'm a 5'6 dyel manlet with good skin and ruffled hair with good style. I had a legit 8/10 model girl at my uni verbally mire me, and girls usually talk to me out of no where too. Too bad I'm an autist

Be a white manlet, non-white women like zendaya will love you

THIS.
5'10 dad + 5'9 mom = 6'2 me

Otoh, I've had friends with 6'0 dad + 5'4 mom = 5'11 guy

Just letting everyone know some incel from r9k edited this by splitting the screen in half to show a different part of the video on the right hand side. All of this in an old thread.

Zendaya wanted his dick for a looooooooooooong time dude

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Keep fresh hair cut, wear revealing upper body clothing, smile at girls and lip sync the words "hi"

with a microscope

Shame he is a little fag

Zendaya's face looks like fucking slash from guns n roses, makes my dick retreat back into my body desu

this is literally the dream

Kek

>tfw no qt 18yo shota manlet bf

Zendaya looks like a clean shaven Jason Momoa. She's ugly as fuck and the twinks Spider-man is getting with are hotter than her.

Be a movie star

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Why is he so fucking based

>tfw no amazonian gf to rock your socks and dom you with her exotic looks and stature.

>be me
>dad 5'8
>mum 5' fucking 2 or 3 or some shit
>me 5'9

ha..atleast im taller than dad

If you're white, travel to Asia

Does this actually work? I've seen the JBW memes, but a lot of those guys are fairly attractive anyway.

So is she goblina or nig?

Your dad was taller then you when he was your age brainlet, you shrink 2 inches per decade after your mid 20s

god Tom is hot I'd fuck him daily and lock him up so none else can have him but me

put on some muscle and have some game. They flock to you if you look fairly humane

>parents are 5'2 and 5'4
>grow up to be 6'4
>tfw robbed of the chance to be a cute 5'3 boy being preyed upon by 5'9 Amazons
Fuck this gay earth. Why must our gender be the larger? Why couldn't humans have been like spiders instead, where the females are bigger than the males? I swear I'll change this world of ours somehow. I'll achieve my dream of being smothered to death by women twice my size or die trying.

Where do I get this
Im a 5'4 twink

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>pretty boy
I thought girls liked handsome men

also eat newborn placenta