He can't do 1/2/3/4

>he can't do 1/2/3/4
>he can't run a 5-minute mile
>he can't fight
>he can't fuck for hours straight
>he can't build his own house
>he can't grow and raise his own food
>he can't sail solo cross-pacific
>he can't sail at all, would probably get caught and die in the rigging
>he can't do 2/3/4/5
>he can't climb fourteeners
>he can't speak multiple languages
>he can't program a computer
>he can't fly a plane
>he can't orient himself on a map
>he can't successfully or accurately survey land and chart his own maps
>he can't survive a life of monotony and sobriety
>he can't even quit jerking off
how do you do on the checklist Jow Forums? can you really call yourself a complete human and man?

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>he can’t post body
Your move op

>he can’t stop making shitty threads

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>he can't stop gigachad posting
based

It's a good point OP, but easier said than done.
It would be easier to learn how to do half of those things if we weren't tech-addicted wage slaves.

You dont need to speak more than 1 language

>he’s trying his best to improve
>he’s not gonna give up
>he’s a better man than he was yesterday
>he realizes that we’re all in this together and there’s no point in degrading others
How many can you check off OP?

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I can do the last two.

im in the US we speak american here

Only thing I can't do is 2/3/4/5

You can sail solo cross-ocean? How did you learn that? Teach me pls

jokes on you i can't do most of those things but i can fuck for 3 hours straight because i jerk off so much its impossible to nut in pussy

>can do 2/3/4/5
>can't do 1/2/3/4

>he can't survive a life of monotony and sobriety

Thats harder than 2/3/4/5

Pls explain how to program a computer. I know how to program on a computer, but how do you program a computer? Are you talking about a VM? Obviously everything else on the list is piss easy

can u rlly fly a plane

i can take off from an airfield in a prop plane in war thunder sim mode

so basically yes

I couldn't do 11 of those. I can't fight, and I'm still a lanklet turbo virgin, but I have flown a plane, grown my own food, and sailed before. I can do a lot of useless stuff.

But can you land user? That's the most important part

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what do these mean?

is 1/2/3/4 for 5x5 or 3x5?

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>1RM
>A set of 5
>3 sets of 5
In that order. Think of it like low,mid and high tier of 1/2/3/4

Cool, thank

oh fuck this picture hurts my heart

>tfw turning 20 in a couple months
>still living at home
I don't want to be in this compilation

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Get a good body and use tinder sluts to get out of the hole. No matter how ugly your face is a bangin' body will always activate primitive instincts in sluts.

Incredible.

>he can't sail solo cross-pacific

Lost

>This pic
Does this count for college students? I don't think it would

they're comfortable, they did it to themselves

fpbp OP BTFO

Sailing is such a faggot hobby. Still wish I had a boat and still wish I could sail.

OP on suicide watch

>tfw can't create my own maps
how do i into surveying?

The fact that I still lurk and post on Jow Forums is indicative of none of that other shit mattering.

>nigger tier reading comprehension

holy fuck OP got murdered

how will OP ever recover from this?

You learn, lmao.
Not him but it’s quite easy it’s just boring as all fuck and absurdly solitary.
Unless all of your equipment breaks or you get caught in a storm then welcome to die.

you just killed OP

Ooooo