New girlfriends Vag really smells. Other than that she's perfect, attractive, can cook, etc. What do I do...

idk bro, i met her a few times and she seemed to take good care of herself

Yeah or get better undies to ventilate

That sounds more like bacterial vaginosis than a yeast infection if there's a bad smell. Good news is you can't get it. Douching with highly diluted hydrogen peroxide should clear it up

My gf's brapper smells like shit and I can't bang her from behind because of the smell. How can I tell her nicely to wipe better?

Just buy babywhipes

Some people just don't get it.

Fuck her nicely, get her going, take it out, put it next to her face, tell her to suck it. She'll understand.

Take a shower with her, wash her pussy and ass, then stick it in. You can wash the crap off your dick all while in the shower. Butt sex is not a clean sport

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Bruh it stank for a reason, she needs to address that, possibly a health problem but more likely bad hygiene.

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big if

If a girl gets fucked in the ass and it stinks after, it's fair game. I'm sure user is talking about stinking while the pinkie is still closed and she's being penetrated in the pussy. That happens, sadly.

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Anal is perfectly clean as long as you make your girl or your twink wash that ass properly. Bottoms know to do an enema ahead of time but most girls don’t and you gotta tell em or you’ll get poop on your pp and it’ll ruin your night. Doing anal with a chick is dumb anyway, no prostate so it’s literally just painful for them and if they’re not a complete roastie the pussy should be better for fucking. Only reason for doing anal with a chick is if you’re a sadist lmao

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This None of us are into anal. She stinks just from putting her ass up in the air when I fuck her pussy from behind

come at her with the worried health angle. cause it is a health problem.

>putting her ass up in the air
ooof. That's rotten user. Sorry bruh

>mfw 22 year old never had sex and didnt get an erection for the last weeks

People aren't aways of their own odor. Like, in Italy, it's fairly normal not to wear deodorant. Doesn't bother them at all. But a natural body musk offends the shit out of us Americans - even though its a 'natural' scent, because we are used to so many delightful scents.

It's super common to not be aware of your own smell. It could be diet, or bacterial. Probably not hygiene, if it smells so bad. Chances are it's bacterial, and the only way to fix that is to bring it up with her and ask of she'd be willing to see a gynecologist about it.

I once met a middle class lady with health insurance, 28 years old, who had never even been to a gynecologist.

We have no idea what the pussy situation is out there, user. Women can normalize all kind of leaks coming from there. Think wisely before you lick it.

>go to eat her puss
>"Phwheew!!! Did someone just cut a muffin?"

Bacterial vaginosis or yeast infection. Tell her to go to a doctor.

>Think wisely before you lick it
This legit scares me

youtu.be/bZvLBVczq-M

>You can wash the crap off your dick all while in the shower. Butt sex is not a clean sport
I can't believe I grew up thinking anal was normal. Fuckin liberals. Fuckin porn.

I would actually like to know how to bridge this issue myself. My girl gets a little sensitive about criticism. But it is getting to the point where I go to great lengths to avoid oral sex, and I don't like to think about whatever microbial goop I'm sticking my penis into.

Maybe your dick made it smell. Or her ex dick.
>wash your dick from smegma

>Only reason for doing anal with a chick is if you’re a sadist lmao
seems like many dudes wants to try out anal so they can brag to their friend they did it

>no prostate

Prostate isn't the only reason dudes are into it. There's the nerve endings in the butthole and the psychological reasons, among others.

Let's ignore the fact that the ps spot is more easily stimulated through anal. And a more advantageous angle for reaching the g-spot can also be achieved. But yeah. Women have been engaged in a conspiracy of science for thousands of years and they actually hate it.
Oh, and 30% percent of gay couples don't have anal. 40% of women have had anal in the last year. Won't it be weird if the trend continues?

OP, female here. There's really no good way to tell a girl that. But you have some options.
1. you can have baby wipes on you if you're at your place and just wipe everything off yourself before you have sex with her, telling her it was kinda sweaty or something IDK
2. shower with her first then fuck her
3. just flat out tell her "hm, it smells a little bit down here". This happened to me with 2 different guys and both times they were very responsive and immediately went to the bathroom to clean their dick off, and we proceeded to fuck like it never happened. Also, I should mention, it never happened again. So, after you tell her nicely, she might become hyper aware and start googling ways to get rid of her pussy stench, and hopefully you'll never have to smell it again.

And by the way, if a girl is sensitive to this kind of criticism, it's definitely irrational of her, because THE WEIRDEST SHIT HAPPENS TO GIRLS AND THEIR VAGINAS. For instance, I just got this weird, cancerous looking thing on my vag (not that huge, no not herpes. I haven't fucked in months). But upon further research, I discovered that it's totally normal and just happens from time to time. Pic related.

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pls be in miami

>asking Jow Forums for advice on women
Bad idea, like we have any idea
Op, under NO circumstances listen to this fuckup.
Consider the following;
If someone offers you some gum it’s usually a polite way of someone implying you have bad breath and they’re trying to fix it, to both of your benefits.
Gf has hygiene issues but is a keeper? Don’t embarrass her ffs, that kinda shit cuts deep and she’ll feel self conscious forever after and your sex life WILL suffer as a result
Solution: Buy her some fancy body oils/shampoo’s/moisturisers/face masks etc. There’s a million assorted packages you can buy online. Get her some nice ones she’ll WANT to use.
That alone isn’t enough, after gifting her said pamper products, find a time to join her in the shower. Dunno what your game is like but you should be able to find a way to give her massage etc in the shower, cleaning each other is fun if you’re smooth.

Basically, get yourself in a position where you shower together, give her a sexy washdown from top to bottom in the process taking care of any problem areas. Then after that’s done give her a good fuck, paying extra attention to any areas you’d normally avoid. Ie, go down on her and then some immediately after the shower.
She’ll put get the message without you being rude about it.

I love how you want me to be where you are (at least I assume you're in Miami) after I just revealed I have some cancer looking bump on my vag.....................................................
if you can handle me at my worst, you definitely deserve me at my best. kek. kinda joking, kinda srs.

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Ok. How long did it take you to have a doctor look at that? Because I have observed that women tend to ask medical professionals to address their vula problems with the same vigor that they ask a mechanic about the check engine light and the knocking sounds coming from their car.
That is to say; not until catastrophe failure is likely
Please tell me you have had that looked at

y-you too

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Oof I’ve had that and I cringed just looking at it. Had to be drained by landing it.

please have toxic shock syndrome

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>ew everything a vagina does is wrong
This thread.
I freaked out too and my friend says she has it too she just lances it in her bathtub with a sewing needle.

For bumps and cysts, they really do come and go. I also work out so my period cycles get messed up and all the sweat and abrasion from my pants probably causes my sweat glands in the private area to become inflamed (that's what the batholian cyst is, sweat gland blockage). I actually will not be going for this cyst, because it is not painful, and it is not increasing in severity. It's just the first time I've gotten it in my life so I was initially paranoid. But, upon reading how common it was, I'm really not that concerned. I'd actually be more concerned for pain and stench/discharge lasting more than a week.

hahahahahaha that response made me laugh
low key want a bf from Jow Forums so I can communicate my syntax through pepe emogis. Pathetic, right?!

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I mean your not critisizing her, your concerned about her health. Is she scratching or complaining about itchyness or redness? Maybe latch on to that and tell her to see a doctor.

dude fuck off she liked me first

Break up there's nothing you can do

Imagine putting up with such laziness.

I was with a girl who burped all the time. I just started treating her like absolute shit until she stopped calling me.

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Yeah, you haven't even heard half of it. Vaginas are sooooooooooooooooooooo fucking gross and temperamental.

lol, NO GUY WOULD EVER KNOW what a bartholin cyst is. If I had one of those, I would not wanna go through any drama, and just simply not have sex till it went away. I'm pretty sure the majority of girls would do the same.

pic related

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I get cysts on my chest and neck. I once have my Navajo coworker cut a massive one open on my back with a pocket knife. In the middle of a forest fire will ash falling everywhere. But I will never understand why women are so cavalier with obvious problems with their organs of gestation. I don't run to the ER for every ingrown hair on my penis. But I'd take care of whatever would be the male equivalent of your problem.

>frog poster
Confirmed dude, most likely medstudent
You can have >her
Post boifeet

>being able to fuck a girl in the asshole

Lil dick user club

you're only saying that because you don't have a vagina. It's really not that serious. If you had one, you'd know.

It's also a hassle sporadically trying to see the OBGYN. They mostly ask the usual questions like if it hurts or whatever and to wait it out first. And for bacterial infections, the MA sends over an anti-biotic right away to the pharmacy without even conversing with the doctor.

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Based and womenpilled. In order to really get what you want and not be a fucking prick, you gotta do this. It's fun and hot and if you have an ounce of patience im sure you can make it.

Alright. I'll keep my mouth shut then.

ni ni user

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Haha dumbass hoe

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she might have small piece of aborted fetus there, that happens sometimes when doctor makes cuts and then just happens to not get it all out.

what did you just say wtf

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Get her on a probiotic, OP. If that doesn’t fix it after a while, it’s something more serious.

>lances it with a sewing needle
Nigga what the fuck

>haven't fucked in months
oh wow, that long?

>implying anybody read after "female here"

eat that shit like its your last meal, then tell her she has a bit of a strong scent down there and next time she can pre wash

If it smells like fish it's a bacteria - it's harmless... but it makes pussy smell like fish. Get her to a gynecologist

Still gross