Describe your dream girl

>~4' 10''
>twintails
>red eyes
>gun nut
>tsundere

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>short
>curvy
>drinks alcohol and/or smokes weed with me
>sub who lets me dom her, cuddle after sex
>shows her affection generously (hugs, kisses, compliments)
>stay at home kinda girl
>is okay with me being low energy

give give give op

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>cute (has glasses or something idk)
>does nerd stuff
>good friend
>likes to cuddle
yep that's about it

I've never actually met a guy who's asexual, it's really neat that you exist. I've been told I'm undatable and unlovable due to being asexual so knowing that a platonic relationship isn't just a dream means a lot.

Thank you.

>spergy
>into tanks
>into history

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>skinny-athletic build, pic related
>pale, light skin
>attractive face obviously
>can have intelligent conversation that doesn't involve the latest show or going on endlessly about some new makeup shit she wants to buy. If she's into philosophy and science I would literally marry and cherish the fuck out of her.
>not easily offended
>sense of humour that doesn't just involve references to shows and movies
>sexually confident but not a slut. Ideally a virgin before me
>makes me want to be a better, stronger man

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>dream gf thread
My time has come once again!
>appearance
Pale skin
Dark brown hair in bob cut
Brown eyes
Cute face
Average weight
5'6 - 5'8
Big breasts and butt
Biological female
>personality
Still has some childlike innocence. Still gets amazed by things, still believes there's good in the world, that kinda stuff
Good sense of humor (at least can take jokes)
Nice and kindhearted
Friendly
Loyal/faithful
Loves me
Decent sex drive
>things we'd do
Cuddle
Play vidya together
Go out to eat I guess
Just be silly together
I dunno

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I always thought male asexuals were rather common myself but I suppose I would think that. We'll find our asexual partners one day fellow aceanon.

>It's a woman
>She likes me
>I like her
Low standards, no disappointments

a short, itty bitty titty, dark hair goth gf

asexual males be like fap everyday.

>Describe your dream girl
Go wild user, you can dream.

>cute face
>likes me

>bob cut
>likes socks
>shorter than me (6'2")
>is passionate about something neat
that's it

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I'd say they're not asexual but I've genuinely seen people post about being asexual and wanking off as well as indulging in/having fetishes so I guess it's a spectrum in itself. I prefer the more black and white definition myself.

>looks like Katya Lischina
>doesn't care about my physical/personality/emotional flaws
>loves me unconditionally

>cute (takes care of herself) and smol
>smart
>kind and understanding but also strong
>likes to cuddle and hold hands

>Tall
>Tomboyish, has short messy hair
>Absolutely great body, hidden behind guy clothes
>Can find humor in absolutely anything
>Watches psychological horror shit

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>female
>submissive
>non-STEM career
>accommodating
>feminine
>doesn't have to be an extrovert, but will encourage me to leave comfort zone
>long hair
>doesn't have to have extraordinary music/movie/lit taste so long as they're intellectually capable of wanting to branch out
>not enamored with social media
>Not overweight

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>tomboy (doesnt wear makeup, likes the outdoors)
>curvy (DD tits and big ass)
>cute face with big round eyes
>5+/10 with self esteem issues
>can relate to/understand my depression
>no bpd
>0 friends
>has political opinions (nothing crazy though) and likes to debate but will still respect my opinions (better if i can convince her)
>non drinker or smoker
>no tattoos
>up to max. 2 sexual partners before me
>is serious about our relationship and wont cheat
>pushes me foward in life
>socially awkward and a semi-outcast (can speak to others but doesnt enjoy it to do so)
>loves traveling
>into some degenerate shit, the worse the better
>excited to go out wearing the collar i gave her (be it an obvious collar or not)

>not human looks like human
>cute
>interested in me

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>can be trusted
>cute

Around 5'- 5'4 tall.
Has curly brown hair that goes down to her shoulders
Overbite or slightly scuffed teeth cause it's adorable.
Doesn't wear much make-up if any at all
Has the same sarcastic, dry sense of humour as me.
Doesn't mind spending a saturday just hanging around with me at home.
Has an distinct or goofy sounding laugh, bmelts my heart in an instant when a girl starts wheezing or snorting at my jokes.
Likes to wear my oversized clothes.
Really into music but has slightly different tastes from me so we can show eachother cool new artists.
Wears shit like polo shirts and knitted sweaters
Gets super into conversations about fun hypotheticalls and philosofical ponderings.
Likes to listen or even sing along when i practice guitar
Body type doesn't really matter as long as she isn't anorexic or morbidly obese, wouldn't say no to a cute butt though.
Can handle herself fine like an actual adult and isn't too clingy or standoffish.

But really I just want someone whose contempt with laying in bed with me chatting and listening to records all day like a pair of loving sacks of potatoes.

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my current gf but bi and as much of a perv as i am

>ask bf to describe his dream girl
>he describes his ex

Date a robot they said. It will be fun they said.

guess i can describe my waifu
>shorter than me by about half a head
>not very social
>dedicated to what she loves
>good at getting motivation for things, can help me improve
>has a more extroverted older sister she uses as a role model
>exercises a lot, wants to see me improve
>good at cooking, likes to make sweets
>somewhat leads the relationship, but nothing too femdomish

Here come the normies to ruin the thread it was fun guys.

what the fuck is it with you guys and people with bi poler disorder? you know they are fucking disgusting human beings right?

loool you described me here but my eyes are blue, sorry user

> Tomboy interests/personality
> Likes extreme music
> High energy and hardy
> Drug friendly (cuz sex on weed)
> Medium to very horny (I have a million of places and things to try)
> Easy going
> Submissive or at least switch
> Freaky sex wise, not afraid of trying new shit, ideally into BDSM
> Likes nature, hiking, walking and such
> Into vidaya/RPGs/fantasy

Basically a punk girl

>silent/quiet
Seriously.
My childhood was my physical therapist mother treating me like a 97 yr old patent. My ears, god damn.
Also at least passable for like 6/10.

>normies
>literally said "my waifu" in the post
?

>average attractiveness, don't really care about looks
>male thinking patterns
>smart, ability to think outside her own perspective
>loves nature, animals, garden
>no irrational fears (spiders, bugs, rodents)
>similar music taste
>loyal and reliable
>not a loud person
>enjoys psychedelics/weed with me
>not irrationally jealous (generally not a psycho)

This will be very specific but you asked for dream girl so here you go
>low sex drive but slightly dominant in bed
>loves cuddling and doesn't mind a lot of it, like seriously a lot
>knows when to leave me alone with my problems and when it's better to talk with me
>no depression, bpd, whatever bullshit, especially no low self esteem bullshit
>doesn't have social media or cares about vapid bullshit like that
>likes (not mainstream) tv series and movies, anime optional
>doesn't follow any ideologies and no religion either
>shares my taste in games
>independent and doesn't need my constant attention
>shares my taste in music (my taste is actually fucking autistic)
>about as tall as me, blonde hair with green or blue eyes or black hair with green eyes
>no glasses
>fit but not toned
>doesn't mind going out but also doesn't mind staying at home watching some shit and cuddling
>enjoy cooking with me

>amber colored or light brown eyes (hnnnnnngg)
>any hair color is ok but im a sucker for longer hair
>prefer super petite short girls with small boobs and bubble butts
>love a homebody, sweet loyal personality who is obsessive, im fine with a little crazy but not batshit
>likes same music as me (actually a serious necessity)
>spiritual tarot astrology loving gf
>kinky
>not allergic to any pets

lowkey just want a cute ass wife

>his ex
>a robot
(You)

>that post
>bait
>you replying to it

>depressed and desperate for companionship

>5'3''
>pale skin
>nice face
>double D boobs
>normal stomach
>6/10 ass
>into anal, swallow, lactation fetish
>natural female
There you go.

>actually puts effort in the relationship,
genuinely wants to do things and be with me
>is fine with my hobbies (i basically just buy a figure or two every month, but some consider it childish)
>a couple similar interests, just so there's some common ground already - too many of the same interest and then there's no conversations to be had
>either is actually funny or thinks i'm funny, gotta understand my morbid sense of humor
>is fine with emotional baggage - men are held to too high of a standard for that and it's blegh - i grew up in an abusive household, i have issues
>i'm fine with most mental illness but preferably something i can at least relate to and help her with, like anxiety or depression.
>thick/wavy black or dark brown hair, doesn't really matter what length but i prefer pretty long
>don't give too much of a
>genuinely affectionate towards me, i've been in a lot of one sided relationships and never really experienced what a good one is you feel me
>gotta be chubby or just enough to be considered "fat", love big girls - pic related is the ideal body
>will crush me with her thighs
>preferably has some sort of interest in art so i'll actually seem impressive
>preferably pretty tame in bed, i've been with some freaky girls and it overall just doesn't work in the end, i can't get into it. guess i'm lucky i don't have to get punched in the face to cum
>not too picky on race but i guess preferably white or mixed?
>i'm fine with her being the more dominant one, don't give much of a shit about that stuff
>has actually realistic expectations of a human being, i'm not perfect

not sure what else i can say, i can't think of much else. friendly, loving, all that basic stuff that i'm not sure needs to be said out loud - kind of a given.

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just realized i was typing something with
"don't give too much of a" -- not sure what i was going to say there

>actually puts effort in the relationship
Yeah that is probably the single biggest problem in your entire post.

>pale
>bpd look
>art hoe

thats it

Shes cute, she loves me and she loves to cuddle.

yeah, it's hard to find nowadays but it looks like all the best relationships are ones where both parties are actually attracted to eachother and want to be around eachother

>5'8
>white
>dark hair
>blue eyes

that's it

>actually puts effort in the relationship
If it requires effort then it's already broken. They want to roll on in to something already established and not have to do anything.

Also, I'd fuck the lard out of that fatty.

Well yeah that is basically the most basic thing needed for a successful relationship.
Caring about each other, genuinely liking each other, and both people putting effort in and not just one party putting effort in and the other one just sitting around expecting shit to work because reasons.

Eye color isn't that big of a deal lol, someone with every attribute except for eye color is basically perfect.

>In her early 30s or at least 4 years older than me
>Short
>Big ol dimples and laugh lines
>Green eyes
>Reddish brown hair colored blonde due to insecurity
>Fit with a nice ass and thighs
>Compatible sense of humor
>Able to roast
>A challenge to get to open up deeper conversation
>A hobby or two that doesn't involve me at all
>white

>brown/black hair
>blue eyes
>has cute feet and lets me play with them
>not a complete bitch

bonus:
>is taller than me
>is dom

>almost soulless android
>beautiful
>intelligent
>bound to my will
>extremely deadly

We'd go get smoothies together, and when Chads inevitably make comments about us (since she'd seem incredibly out of my league) we'd just laugh at them and insult them. If they got mad enough, my android girl would just break their legs and leave them screaming and crying in a pile.

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i think you misunderstood, not effort as in we have to like make the relationship work, but effort as in they actually have to give a shit

this guy gets it

>Describe
I believe in showing instead of telling.

I mean, for appearances.

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My dream girl don't exist
At the age of 5 she slit her wrists

>6 feet tall
>Ponytail or bangs
>small tits and healthy weight.
I wish women were taller in general. It's not even a fetish it just activates my heartstrings

Someone who lives in the same country as me, Luxembourg.

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A fellow patrician, hello.

I'm genuinely curious, has anyone ever met anyone from these threads? I don't know if I should bother posting my ideal gf anymore. It's just sad posting it and getting no replies over and over.

I met someone who added me on Discord once

Occasionally people do. Does anything ever come from it? No, not really.

Did you guys end up falling for eachother? Give us the story user.

No-one ever does. That's not the point, anyway.

It was recent and they live far away, so we probably won't :(

Post it user maybe I'll fit the mold and relieve you of your goyimcel status

>Living human female
>Has skin, flesh
>Enjoys being with me
>Desires and respects me
>Not a golddigger

Never EVER EVER lads. At least I'll have my wizard powers in just 2 years (assuming I dont kms myself before then)

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There was a fembot tripfag years back that let it slip she lived in the same city as me. We agreed to meet up, but she bailed at the last minute. Oh well.

>not obese
>has shoulder length hair (idc the color)
>physically affectionate, can hug me and not let go
>introverted, doesn't mind not going out all the time
>/out/ animal loving girl, would want to get reptiles and aquariums for our apartment in the future
>will fall asleep in my arms while we watch some dumb shit on tv

barely six lines and i'm tearing up just thinking about it lads. is there any hope for me? I just want a cute animal loving gf.

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She likes to cuddle, isn't shallow, wants to live a simple life with with a house and a couple of kids.

>average to chubby build
>cute face
>takes care of herself
>likes doing cute stuff together
>low sex drive but still likes to fool around
>loves to cuddle
>will watch miyazaki movies or lotr with me
is it asking for too much

>isn't shallow
Lmao how ugly are you

>physically affectionate, can hug me and not let go
That's a real problem. Everything else I could see happening but that? Honestly good luck user.

No, all of my fembot threads I met in porn threads.

I remember I was working on a project with this girl junior year of highschool (4 years ago) and me and my partner who was this super cute girl did the best in the class. When she found that out she jumped up and gave me a huge hug and told me what a good job we did. I still think about that hug a lot, it made me realize how fucking touch starved I am.

Not ugly at all. I've been rated between a 7 and a 9 by women I've solicited anonymously from and a few IRL. I'm not even talking about physical looks but how she lives, I don't want a woman who wants to run around carrying a $400 handbag and wearing designer clothes.

I am a man of simple tastes and I think that's important in a woman who I would spend my life with.

I wish I didn't know what you are talking about. When you get a hug and your world breaks down because you notice how starved you are for any human attention. Just fuck my shit up.

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Wew a fedora with hands wrote this post lmao

>Virgin
>Blonde
>Skinny
>slightly cute-but-attainable face
>Shut in
>"Mature for her age"

Good taste. Very based

>Female (female)
>Loves me
>Does not want kids
>Happy and appreciative when I do things for her
>Mentally ill in some way (not in a way that would cause her to cheat though)

Literally started speaking to someone who fits this description

>tfw she wants a relationship and I'm the one taking it slow

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where u live and how old

bpd is the worst disorder to exist

I'm pretty sure that doesn't really even happen over on /soc/. People occasionally tell stories about it, but someone wins the lottery, too, and probably at about the same rate.

I'm not that user, but I'm 21 and from NY.

>bpd is the worst disorder to exist
only if you plan spending your life with one :p

>A cute girl shorter then me
>Likes vidya
>Fun and bubbly
>but most importantly likes me for me

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>5"10 to 6"1
>not fat but a little chub is okay
>She likes Vidya and anime
>Isn't a femdom but will pin me down to kiss me

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>5 foot 4
>3 inch penis
This can't be real

o well whats ur dream gf user