/britfeel/

I've managed to catch another mouse, lads. One thing, though. This lad got hit by a trap and I found him in the corner shaking and moving around like he has parkinsons. I can hear him squeaking and he isn't moving when I come near him. I can hear his bones as well. Something is wrong with this mouse. I think I've paralysed it or something. Also this one's a big fucker isn't he? Serves him right the stupid disabled.

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I hope one day to be good enough to make op images but I need the template

I went down on him behind Greggs but it was wrinkly and only 4 inches long. He could barely get it up, looked like a sad worm. His cum tasted like Pot Noodle (beef and tomato), too

Grab him by the tail, place him outside and let him be some other guy's problem

err,well, i've not played it for a bit so can't remember, was beasting it money wise though with muh little pig emporium and brewery for ancient fruit wine. have a spot o trouble with attention though, so now i'm doing some offroad trucking.
but i still want that million g season on stardew,and i never found a dinosaur egg. arghhh i'm conflicted now.
hasn't shagiri passed it on lad

60ml of Tesco whisky. this is the good stuff, not that Lidl rubbish

I did when I was a teenager, not so much anymore I just stick to the alcohol.

New thread but now is the time for sleep sleeps. I am struggling to keep my eyes open now.

Nighty night lids.

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why is the writing on the front of the keys?

I've done many drugs lad, I think they're not as bad as the media and boomers make them out to do but I definitely don't think they're good for you. They damage your body and can cause serious problems, it's up to you to decide whether that risk is worth the reward. Drugs are a lot of fun, but if you're irresponsible with them they'll destroy you

Do you use any mods?
I didn't save it when it was posted, hope someone did.

I think trainlid did op images for a month or two so he might have it but I don't think he posts anymore.

Isn't alcohol a drug?

Ye get on the ket lad

Might start smoking (ciggies)

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Yeah but it's legal

Might get a couple gs of ket in when I get paid actually. Haven't bought any since moving back in with the parents, going to be a bit lame having to hide my drug use

Expensive that is, lad. Why not just get a healthy chocolate addiction instead. Chocolate is cheap and tasty. Yummy!

How bad actually bad is heroin for you?

So lads, plans for Easter?

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i've done loads but i'm clean now. don't feel any better or worse at all off them asides from more bored.

ket is pretty easy to hide though, just do it in the middle of night in your room and pretend you're sleeping if anyone happens to enter.

or just have small bumps and don't get too fucked and it's barely noticeable

Aye lad, just the actual gear itself I mean

Eat some chocolate eggs and catch a comfy film on the box.

A masterpiece
>the look of disgust of her face while looking at Apu
>nice bit of leg with some soles on the end
>the look of glee on Apu
>the dribble
>he's about to have a pocket wank

youtube.com/watch?v=S7y2ZfyRF_g

Blacks will make songs like this and then complain about getting discriminated against by police in the next song. Given that, the beat is pretty good.

mods for stardew?, nah. was looking into how to do a full screenshot of the farm though, but struggled with it. had to install something for that but never did, plus i liked that vanilla same with minecraft, but mods for creative are fun. had a spot o fun building a narco lair, but lost all my images when i rage re-set muh PC. had it set up with face recognition for the labs and some villages as my chemists.
installing stardew again on steam, will start a fresh after i do some log hauling.
fuck it, will start stardew again at the weekend. on babby sitting duties for my cousins son for the next 3 days, so i'll be playing something on his ps4 all day. might do apex legends again desu
also, saw someone talking about trains on /n/ on here the other day, bet that was trainlid

is this 'dads review rap'?

American adverts are so fun, also they make me want to eat so much bad shit.

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No it's "take a critical look at the actions of blacks and then review their cognitive dissonance when they complain about racism"

You can screenshot in-game and zoom out to get your farm cumshot

Heading off to bed, gonna help I dream about a gf, night lads

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haha based dad cheers

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
What the fuck you watching and wtf on?

yeah i did some by zooming out then pasting all the images, it wasn't the best and apparantly there's stuff out there that blends it all together perfectly

narty nart lod

Nothing. Don't worry about it lad

You the lad who had a dream of Sasha Banks?

>Imma rape and kill my ex-wife and beat up a faggot
>lol why you hating on me bro it's only music we live in a society

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My chop up all the ultra-thin weed stalks I have and put them in a joint.

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you absolute addict lad

early 2000 eminem was based. it is only music, the stuff he writes about is fiction, its like getting angry at an actor, because he is literally playing a role.

Holy shit lads the taxi driver fucking reeks of typical paki body owner Holy shit

Worried I'm getting piles lads

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Might just up and leave London for 6 months. Can't stand it here much longer. I know a lod in Chester that will let me stay with him but need to find some work up there.
Any of you ever done anything similar?

ye old buttberries eh? shitone pal, it's treatable, right?

Yeah I was just having a shower and giving the old bumhole a wash and it felt...different

i've got em. about to change my diet and add some fibre to help the poo's

take and pic and we'll tell ya lad
don't worry, promise I won't share them

never had it so wouldn't know how it feels, I just zap my taint and bumhole with the shower head on high pressure.

don't want to get my scrubber all shitty matey thats for my sack and cock

>Any of you ever done anything similar?
No, i can barely leave the house.

off to bed lads. nighty night

don't this this thread will last the night :^(

How fucking hard is it to turn your phone sideways when you record your porn videos reee.

With that I'm off to bed

is stardew hard to learn? looks pretty comfy

state of the autist i just spoke to on omegle. i was trying to have a conversation with him and he kept going on about welsh history, he even brought up trump at one point. fuck me, made you lot seem normal.

Nah it's simple enough that kids can play it, just remember the seasons and what to plant.

Veru sleepu though, and need to be up in 5 hours time.
Have you a game to play or something to watch? Stardew's a great game, watched something called triple frontier, that was shit
Nah easy to pick up, and we can help, and the stardew wiki is great for tips and the best crops to plant. Which are, potato in spring, blueberry in summer and cranberries in autumn

Too scared to go to sleep bros

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thanks for the answers lads i might torrent it as a free demo then splash the neetbux if i like it

whats got you scared my m8?

>whats got you scared my m8?
bad dreams and having to wake up in the morning

Look for it on kinguin or some other cheap key sight when you do buy it, think can even get cheap console keys if not on pc

Was in an apartment with potheads for the week 3-4 days out of it for now but I'm still feeling mildly scitzo Anons
How much will it fuck up my mental health?
I'm scared with how badly I've reacted to it before

who else here /groundhogday/? about to start today again soon.

how many of you live on your own?
im prob gonna have to leave my parents soon.

Yeah i do. 4 years now. I struggle but struggle with life anyway so it's to be expected.
You got anything saved?

everywhere i go its politics, politics, politics. its all anyone wants talk about
Just fuck off

nothing will happen at all you melt it's all in your head

European elections soon, CAN'T BLOODY WAIT!

GREY 5-9 BITCH I SIGNED MY LIFE AWAY

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many people up? i'm feeling a bit shit

Whats up fren? Tell the nightlids everything

same old shit lad

I'm walking home after I had a drink and had a 180 mood shift.
Issue is I forgot my knees are fucked from working at amazon so I'm walking with a limp lad.

yeah rolling a nib and stalk joint like absolute cretin

yh contemplating abandoning my current life

think ill build a giant cock and balls in minecraft

am lifting dumbbells, feels good.
also drinking high calorie shake, trying to put on some size.
wanna play a game soon, had lots of fun on a modded l4d2 server last night, only hosted on weekends though.

keep getting polish adverts on the youtube, what could this mean? im not using a proxy or anything like that

>l4d2
fuck, i miss this game all of a sudden now, wish i had room to re-install it

*blows a massive cloud of fedora smoke in the thread*

Why do people buy snake oil from holland & barret? All those herbal medicines are just a meme

snake oil attracts roasties, its a well known fact, deano bathes in it

it was a 32 player server, madness. throwing molotovs into the safe room and watching 8 rochelles go down was very satisfying.

Anyone pick up the handsome jack collection?

Someone tweet this at Sophie Turner.

Nah is it just a collection of borderland games?

Anybody done pheinut before? I feel a bit pissed and great. Can't cum no matter what

>Anybody done pheinut before?
no sounds shite

Jesus fucking Christ why is being an adult so expensive? I'm a worthless NEET living on benefits but the more I look into getting a job and becoming an adult the more impossible it seems. My career prospects involve bathrooms no matter what, whether I'm a cocksucker or a cleaner, and I can't imagine I'd ever own enough money to be an adult. Rent is expensive, as are all the other bills living alone incurs. Getting a car would be expensive as fuck. Then you've gotta save money as well. It seems like such a fucking hassle. I just want a flat, lads.

Isn't this silly and aren't you beautiful?