/r9gay/ - #690

>im only pretending to be a tranny h-haha!

I need the cute 19yo that topped me to be my bf. I want to cuddle him and watch anime.

her was a typo in the original post so it was obviously ironic, short bus

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Stop posting this gay shit you absolute nonce.

>twinks, not trannys or traps
so why did you post a "femboy"

Based. Short ''people'' are disgusting

as a tall top, i'll never go for a tall bottom just because of you guys making fun of shorties

tall bottoms are just seething because no one wants them

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I dont want anyone to want me :3

Imagine liking manlets

tfw short switch
mercy

yep, i want to be able to manhandle them, thank you very much

based. Short bottoms are for protecting.

but what is the difference between a femboy and a twink?

imagine a mountain of a man trying to pretend to be subissive, there's a reason you never see a 6 foot monster getting pounded against the wall

What's the threshold for classifying manlets?

One's more feminine I suppose. Basically another word for trap.

imagine caring about height at all

6' is usually a good threshold

>tfw no neet friend to talk to all day every day and eventually make into my bf

femboys are generally understood to be synonymous with trap, sometimes it's just a feminine guy but more often than not it's the latter. terms don't really matter, it's usually better classified by body types. if he's built like a girl he's under the tranny/trap/femboy classification. if he's squareish and built like a guy, he's a twink.

>tfw im neet and could talk all day everyday
>tfw going to stay alone because its more fun to be sad and depressed

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We already have so much in common it seems.

>synonymous with trap, sometimes it's just a feminine guy but more often than not it's the latter.
meant the former, not latter

be my bf/friend i mso lonely lol

>tfw no white bf to bleach my round brown bubble butt

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stop reminding me i wont have a hot white bf

>tfw want to suicide soon because it seems much better than living

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Okay stop being relatable now user. You're scarily similar to me.

thank you user! what if i have a smooth body and an ass that looks like this plus i am a bit effeminate BUT i have a masc face? can i be considered a femboy?

>tfw no short bf to violently fuck me to fulfill his napoleon complex
6'2" btw

want to depressionpost at each other for the next few months then kill ourselves together

but if you suicide, you won't ever get your bf.

plz user there are only so many gaybots left in the world. don't make yourself into another statistic.

Im very unique, no way that im similar to anyone :3
If you buy me alcohol
I dont care about bfs, i want to be asexual and i want to feel nothing

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Is that you meow? Have you come back to me?

oh my god be my bf 14 inch height diff

>but have a masc face
that's literally what most femboys have and why you constantly see face masks/dust masks whatever they're called. it hides the masculinity of the face, sometimes if they're not out they don't shave so that's where the long gloves come from, the socks too but that's more for looks than practicality. if you're basically presenting yourself as extremely feminine and the only thing stopping you from being a full on trap is your face you're pretty much a femboy

im 5ft 5 short
wanna be my bf?

i have infinite amounts user

What does meow have to do with me even if im a meow

He was a cool dude. If you were him, you'd be a cool dude. And you sound like him.

I'm obsessed with BBC.
I even think black guys are hot.
When I go to the gym and see their built bodies in their tight fitting shirts I can't help but get hard, and then I can't exercise because I have to hide my boner.

So yeah, I'm never going to get a boyfriend. KMS.

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I dont want your infinite bfs
I think there were zwei meows, im one but fuck meows

Don't post my husband while spouting your drivel.

we should still shoot you outright like nonces that are ashamed of it tho

You're the P**ish meow?

thank you!!! origigi

infiniTE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL ;__;

Yes im the parish meow

what are meows am i one because i say meow when stressed meow

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Sounds too good to be true, if there was infinite amount of alcohol people would be nicer but theyre all rude!

You're drunk again aren't you meow? Did you ever get sleep paralysis like I told you to?

No and no you cyka

It's difficult to discern if you're the meow I know or not but I'll assume you are.
I'll be your meow, but I'll ghost you like usual.

pogladit' moy kotenok

are you the meow i talked to back in november? the one who hated me and removed me multiple times? ;_;

ok ;_; but pls dont meow ngraa

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Theres only one og cat meow
Danke tovarish
I dont think so

Give me a way to ghost you now.
Meow is known to ghost people.
I am the new meow slavboy.

do you know the game dominions 5?
i don't really care that you ghosted me, no reason to lie here really

Well im not meow anymore, i was in the past
I do

myau
petmykitty#7880

you clearly are that meow, you used to have a league of legends icon as your discord profile picture

>tfw no suit wearing bf who reviews burgers for you

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Dont miau at me u poser

youre the worst kind of keesya >:(

Yes i do remember you, what about it, what about me
Sorry i dont speak russian :3

I already forgot, did you play rimworld meow? Are you that meow that we talked about rimworld? Have you ghosted people now? Are you becoming like me?
Alright I'll ghost ya give me a second.

translation: crap cat would neuter

Im the rimworld meow, i cant really ghost people because no one talks to me :3
I dont get it

Do you want to talk again so you can ghost me this time?

u misbehave so im gonna fix u

I dont like ghosting besides you wanted me gone, shoo shoo you said
Kocilka

cyka keesya

nothing about you, just weird to see that we are both still browsing this general after all these months

Big meow
Technically meow is dead so its not me anymore, bai

Miaaauu

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I also told you I was unstable. You were a cool guy though. If you want I'll let you ghost me after a few months of us talking.

I'm chubby can I find a twink bf or is it impossible I just want someone to give cummies to and play Vidya with while cuddling

nah itll always be you, if you wanna talk about what has been happening the last couple of months sometime, im up for it

I was cool until u got bored of me :3
>implying that im me

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But I hadn't gotten bored of you silly. I still enjoyed interacting with you even when I ghosted you. I'm just utterly unstable.

what is this cute comic omg

How do you interact with me when im ghosted? Also you told me its me ghosting u.

depends how chubby
what's your waistline user?

No I meant that when I ghosted you that day I had still enjoyed interacting with you. I just am unstable and thus I left regardless. I never got bored though. If you want though this time it can be you that does it. I won't ghost you at all this time. No matter the instability.

Why wont you ghost me?
Meow?

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Because I never got bored of you dummy.

Huh, so you still love me

Love is a figment of your imagination and doesn't exist over image macros.