His cock can't fit through a toilet paper roll

>his cock fits in a fingerbox

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>my cock is locked in micro-sized chastity cage

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Mine scrapes the roll but does fit am I worthless?

Mine can't properly fit into any when I've got a boner lel
Bait you know the drill
S&R

Mine is 6.5" and it can't fit through a toilet paper roll. Where's my gf?
Femcel-chan is qt.

so does an average penis fit or not because mine doesn't fit.

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Mine kinda fits but scrapes the sides a lot. I just realized the purpose of this meme is to get peoples dick stuck in the roll. Fuck you guys this hurts.

I wish I could filter out all posts that use images like this

>12 years old
>wonder what a blowjob is
>can't fit my dick in the vacuum
>lame

stop with this retarded bait you fucking cunt

somebody tell me how I can filter every post with this stupid femjak.

hypothetically speaking if it fits does mean that i have a thin dick

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summer came early this year

i hate my life

is this testing length or width?

Except toilet paper rolls come in different sizes
so it's useless for thiccness measurement

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width dumpass

The toilet tube test is for girth. If it fits through without any resistance then you have a thin dick.

Mine stops fitting less than halfway through and i tried sucking the tp roll and i had to open my mouth all the way holy fuck i cant believe how thick my dick is it looks so small

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I can barely get the tip of the head in it

In all seriousness my penis is less than 5" in circumference. I should just become a volcel or something, right?

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When you are 7" you can legally call yourself a vocoloid and also my dick can barely fit outside of masturbation

I can only get the tip in without hurting my dick
guess I'm not a dicklet after all

God damn I want to bang 7" dicked kagamine len now.

I don't think I'd even want a dick thicker than an actual paper roll inside me.
It's a dumb meme made in order to make normal guys feel insecure.

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Do you live in EU? In America I think the toilet paper rolls must be thinner because if you had a dick as thick as the ones in the UK it'd be pretty huge.

Oh. Well that'd make a lot more sense. I don't know how small paper rolls in the US are, but here a dick as wide as one of them would be huge too.

Vocoloid?

What the fuck are you on about, I can't fit mine in TP no way.

This is American toilet paper. You can see the issue now.

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I just measured a roll. Here in the netherlands a tp roll has a girth of 5.6".

Don't pretend you wouldn't a futa miku

Same desu
>tfw wearing it for a while
>tfw flaccid length doesn't reach the end of it
>tfw SO wants to put me in an even smaller one

>tfw SO wants to put me in an even smaller one
You lucky girl! OwO~

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>his cock is too small, lol
>his cock is too big, why does it hurt?
Roasties literally cannot make up their mind.

What's up with it then

There's no such thing as "femcels" or "fembots". Gtfo newfag

>try a condom on once so I know how it feels
>regular size is too loose on me
>tfw 4"girth pencil dick

I'm not a girl you retard how is this not original

Sure thing honey, move at your own pace

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Being submissive doesn't make you a girl nor implies I want to be one.

ur still a faggot, only a little less than

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>penis would fit if not for the head

im going to say that counts

But you failed as a man, you don't deserve any respect as a man, you might as well consider yourself a girl. Your ancestors are rolling in their graves.

Is this woman logic? Being submissive and having a kink doesn't mean it spreads to other aspects of my life, nor does it mean I failed as a man. Get off the hormones sweetie.

Posting on Jow Forums automatically makes you a faggot

>does mean that i have a thin dick
yes.
t. fellow dicklet

You know not fitting in a paper roll is a good thing.
Just checking if you're confused

Girls don't like huge cocks btw
reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/comments/bdol25/what_was_the_biggest_dick_you_ever_got_fucked_by/

>In all seriousness my penis is less than 5" in circumference. I should just become a volcel or something, right?
this is my experience:
>chad jawline, smart, good at talking to people but manlet and dicklet
>managed to fuck a handful of grils in college but only ONS. they never bothered with me afterward even though i would have dated them )-:
>with one gril had the lights on and i noticed her face when i took my cock out - she was not impressed.
you don't have to go volcel but good luck keeping a hoe

No.
If you can get it. Then FUCKING GET IT
Don't quit before you failed

>wanted someone easy to handle and clean up after
>guy has small cock but shoots big load
What was the point? Are most robot boys like this?

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Now that you've got your 50+ reply thread, could you stop posting this?

Sage

>could you stop posting this
why do you hate femcel-chan user?

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will that roll fit up your ass?

Im implying that op isnt a female but a tranny with a dick big enough that would not make her a passable tranny

Did someone say something on Jow Forums that you didn't like? Then they're a discord tranny.

very col user :)) thanks for sharing :)))

no only more now