Dinner with friends

>Haha user, you're not a virgin are you?
What do?

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Throw the spaghetti user

>be in this exact situation
>kind weeb onee-san rescues me and pulls me over to comfy table
hehehe, nice try! seriously women when dressed formally are so scary, its like they expose their cleavage a ton but then you can't look because that'd be objectifying them and others would notice, its like that thing at the opticians where they shine a light into your eye and you have to look away or something

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Who the fuck orders a can of red bull for dinner?

probably to mix with the liquor or something

>dinner with friends
?

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This is me at every "company social event".
The women all dress up in their tight dresses and I'm just suppose to sit there and not look?!

Ok so suppose this question does come up (somehow), what is the proper way to answer it?
Lie?

If I'm having dinner with friends that don't know and actively give me shit for being a virgin then they're no fucking friends of mine

Yes. I just haven't found the right person.

Yes I am females. Why would it matter if I'm not a degenerate like y'all?

>>Haha user, you're not a virgin are you?
Nobody says shit like this except on taiwanese stamp collecting imageboards

Yes, sadly I just haven't met the right girl, y'know? :(

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No, of course not. I've fucked more escorts than I could even count.

Why fuck escorts when you can get a girl the normal way? Do you not care for relationships?

>implying

Get off the board, you normal piece of shit

Why fuck escorts when you could just not be a degenerate man whore?

Not him but when every girl out there is a used up slag hookers are a viable alternative
>Much cheaper
>Better at sex
>Don't have to deal with her braindead bullshit

The age of marrying a nice girl and settling down is over, they just aren't worth it anymore.
I'd escortmax if my sex drive was that high.

Escorts are rarely as hot as everyday girls though.

>it's easy to get a gf or sex the traditional way
>t. 6'4 guy with great facial aesthetics

Try spending more than $50
Then again maybe thats true in your country, I live in America where the average girls BMI is over 30 and they just don't try anymore.

>making friends with women
I seriously hope you don't do this.

I'm still a virgin lol, and I'm 5'11. My point is don't fuck that which is not your wife or seriously committed gf.

Why not? I'm a normal human male with a normal human male sex drive. Sex is natural and okay.

My choices for sex right now are either getting in a relationship with a hambeast or spending some money on fucking decent looking girls. If some day a decent girl wants to have a relationship with me, that'd be great. But there's no option for that right now unfortunately.

I don't really care what your morals or ethics think about my decisions desu.

imagine how many light years of cock this table has taken.

Why not do the john wayne voice that Joker does in FMJ and say

Why you asking, you wanna TAKE it?

Sex is natural and okay WHEN BOTH PARENTS ARE THERE TO RAISE THE CHILD