Fembot feels

also nasty stretch marks and acne, I want to puke when I look at them. I'd rather be flat

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>nasty stretch marks and acne
Where?

Not that bad. I had one girl who had a bigger mismatch and pointed in the opposite directions. She was lovely bird and her mood was the best thing about her.

i agree to this, especially winter clothes or sleeping bags w/ holes in them

Mommy giv milkies pls

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it's like your saggy tits are filled with hair follicles and blackheads. Yikes.

What breed are you? You are probably a mutt, aren't ya?

not her but use your eyes user

Those are good enough to suck

Awww cute! Honestly, don't worry about it.

literally don't care m8, tits are whatever. you gonna laugh at a guy whos bollocks are differently sized? cause as long as you're not, then there are people out there who won't laugh at your titties. tits are the least important part about a woman honestly

>completely assymetrical
Disgusting. They look more like abnormal growths hanging from your chest than actual, lovely boobies.

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True fembot tits here. What can I say. It's not so hard to fix them. Also you can feed your child with other.

>you gonna laugh at a guy whos bollocks are differently sized?
Obviously she would, Mr lonely testicle.

Those are fine. I can imagine they'd bounce around a lot if you had sex which is hot. They also look fun to play with. How soft are they?

This fembot here.
They are fine. Your stretchmarks are silver. ***Most*** men dont care enough about silver stretch marks for it to be a problem.
If the size really does bother you, you could always get a small amount either taken out of the larger one or a tiny implant in the other.
At least you have boobs, I'll trade if you want.

You can't compare balls to tits. Your nutsack is hidden behind hair and then further hidden behind your dick. It's more like women laughing at your bent pencil dick, which they will.

Can we see your boobs now?

>which they will.
that wasn't the question. the question was would she specifically, we're not talking about anyone else. if she wouldn't, then it's easy evidence for her that some people exist who wouldn't care about her tits either.
also imagine not shaving your nutsack. life is just permanent itchyness otherwise.

This fucking larp thread fock offfff

That pair of tits made me gag.
Here's an actual pair of tits.

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let me brighten up the thread.

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Hard pass, just look down at your own. Same same

She probably would. People with deformities are no less likely to laugh at other people for theirs.
Also, yours are only itchy because your short, sharp hairs are growing back. If you didn't shave, it wouldn't itch. Also also, sensitive skin.

>2009
>2012
I wonder what those sluts are doing now...

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>I'll trade if you want.
seriously, just prefer to be flat instead of that
>How soft are they?
very, I use tons of balsams to not get more stretch marks, but it doeasn't matter since you can fell stretch marks texture

>implying they suffer any consequences whatsoever

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Your tits are disgusting as fuck and would never touch you honestly.

posting in a fatty general on /soc/. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Nah m8, I'm old now, they itched long before I ever shaved them. And the first time obviously made it way worse, but now I get balls free of itching for a few days at a time before I need to shave them again cause they get itchy.
Itchy bollocks are a curse upon humanity, evolution really fucked up on comfort on that front

>sour grapes: the post

unsightly

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Can you post a pic of you squeezing them? Like digging your fingers in.

thanks, I know that

>Tfw assguy
Pls be in CA

Before you fall for the breast augmentation meme, research implant illness.

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Bitch stfu. I know you insecure ass fembots. Claiming to be fat, have one of your tits bigger than the other but let's be real irl you probably are like an 8/10

Honestly ignore this person
I'll take a little from the larger one and split it among my two

Idk I think they're cute

how is it sour grapes? You can just go over to fatty general and tell them to show their butthole
Those are very reachable grapes. :/

Kinda meh, 6/10 but I've seen some shitty tits in my time. Now be my GF alrdy

Can a kind chick with veiny tits post w/ timestamp? I love veiny tits.

Thank you in advance.

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They're probably single mothers and those nice titties are probably hanging very low, have deflated significantly and are stamped with disgusting brown nipples.
I like to think those are consequences.

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>I'll take a little from the larger one and split it among my two
aww ur cute, thanks

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>ignore this person
>ignore the honest person and just pay attention to be and the other beta whiteknights
Good luck, user. Tits and gfs will come to you if you post "ignore him, m'lady" in this thread.

Amazing what angles and lifting a pair can do

robots I feel self-conscious!
Say something nice about my milkers!

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For every 1 who doesnt find her attractive, there's 3 others that do.
And I'm a fembot.

damn you right, you should shop them off and loose weight, get new tittes or be a lolicon

Dont listen to this person. Being a 'lolicon' isnt that great

nothing wrong with you desu

what do they look like in a bikini?

yea that's not bad at all id suck on them

Start working out, exercised muscles will lift your chest.

i find it hilarious how you people always manage to find a way to tell someone to workout because its a magic fix for everything

It's not magic but sitting on your ass all day won't help you lift your tits.

like women telling men to get a haircut and get a job?

Fancy that.

its going to do nothing for her tits, shut the fuck up holy shit

yo girl you got herpes? hit the gym

I've got a bunch of hair and I make six figures, suck my cock

bro your hair needs to hit the gym

Yes it will, a weak chest and shoulders make you slouch which in turn makes tits sag.
If you have upright posture it improves.

youre absolutely correct, she should hit the gym and try her best to look at this look how sexy this is

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Are you a lolicon? Why dont you think they great?

I'm not your bro, faggot

I am short and have no boobs, so it depends on what you class as that

sounds cute wanna be my ddlg gf

No thank you user, but I appreciate the offer

please let me appreciate your small titties with my mouth

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No thank you user, but I appreciate the offer. You'll find your ddlg dream girl soon user

oh y-yea well i d-dont like you anymore a-anway

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Sorry again user!! Safe travels

wait are you the girl who posted she liked bubble baths the other day

Yeah that was me, whys that?

hi bubble bath femanon fren

Hi user. I'm sleeping now so I wish you the best

Can I fuck your tight virgin pussy?

>virgin
nice one.

Arent you virgin then, slut?

not me but not a virgin

Love them would worship for the rest of time

Youre a fucking slut then, Bet he was chad.

I can't believe these are the same boobs. In that second image they look better than any of the others dumped in this thread. On first glance, before actually reading the posts, I assumed they were part of the dump.

called it!
btw sleep well user.

They werent chad
goodnight

Sure, he was chad you fucking slut

>They
>Losing your virginity in group sex

I was referring to my previous partners. Group sex has never interested me
If you say so

going to sleep truly this time. goodnight

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what did your exes think of your little boobies user?

Good night, delicious, small boobs femanon.

you can only see the real boobies in daylight an when she has her hands down. lighting and holding/squeezing them makes colossal difference. don't trust e-girls

Hey absentia, still being a fucking whore and admitting it?

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