Whats your relationship with your gym receptionist like Jow Forums? I cant wait until they get replaced by a machine...

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wait is this a meme? your gyms have a tip jar??

FUCKING AMERICANS AND THEIR TIPPING CULTURE. WHY CAN'T YOU BE CIVILIZED LIKE EUROPEANS

They all seem pretty nice. They all seem pretty familiar with me at this point even though my only interactions with them are short exchanges of the same five words every other day

The final solution to the cardio problem

>not tipping the gym receptionist
They probably hate you guys lmao

>WHY CAN'T YOU BE CIVILIZED LIKE EUROPEANS
Civilization is an illusion

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I literally said "You too" today when she said "Have a good workout"

She said, "I will later haha"

Imagine paying your employees a livable wage so that they don't need tips, lmao America is such a shithole.

Gaise pls halp, I will go tu US for first tiem this Saturday for bizness, I am staying in some house/hotel, am I supposed to throw dollars to everyone that talks to me? Pls halp I have compelling Jow Forumsism

Blow it out your ass guy. Your fantasy of “ the good old days” is trash.

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I’m pretty sure it depends on the frequency of visits.
- once a week: 5% of monthly
- every other day: 10% of monthly
- anything more than this: 25% of monthly
Obviously do the maths yourself for yearly memberships

I walk by and hope they don't say anything to me but they always do. And like 50% of the time there's some dude hitting on them.

You fucking autists made me tip my receptionist and apologize. She looked so confused. fuck you

they hate my fucking guts

Is that your self-insert faggot?
Why don’t you just neck yourself already

>bullshit but story anyway
Why would i bullshit on an anonymous forum? If i was a tripfag maybe.

Not much of a story.
>Seen her at bar she approached said hello (was with a couple of gymbros). >Gymbro offers her and her friends to sit with us
>Gymbros dominating group convo
> she initiates side convo - just ask her questions about herself listen just enough to ask her a follow up question
>ask me to dance say i dont do that
>says itll be fun and gymbros took away her dancing buddies
>dont wanna fuck the lads over so go with her
>i stand on the very edge of the dance floor awkwardly just bending my knees every 0.75 seconds holding my drink in 2 hands
>she says im cute
>pull me closer like im grinding on her from the front
>diamonds.jpg
>shes obviously felt it looks up starts kissing me
>says to take her home
>bring her to apartment fuck a few times
>fall in love..
>gives me a long passionate kiss as she walks out my door
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>next time i see her at gym says she had a lot of fun
>tell gymbro im gonna ask her out they say if she fucked me for a one nighter how much dick has she gone through
>agree but still love her
>ask her to take her out and she says yes but she doesnt want anything serious.
>she cancles last minute
heartbreak.jpg
>tell her whenever she wants to go out to let me know cos i dont wanna be to needy
>dont hear back from her aside from usual gym small talk
>realise shes a slut just working at the gym cos she sees it as a chad farm
>have to see her everytime i walk in
>treats me nicely
>just like she did before
Hurts lads

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Female receptionists are the worst. It should be the jacked guy in the front so you are already motivated when you walk in

lmao

Imagine not realizing industries where tipping is so common its literally expected would know that and therefore pay the workers less because they realize tips will make it up. Just another retard, post body btw

>fall in love
No you didn't

You fucked her? Hahahaha she fucked you beta as fuck

Because you're white probably

My old gym had a qt3.14 mulatto girl with a died afro who signed me up so she knew my name. Every day she would smile at me with the qt-est smile and say Hi user! and i'd say hi back and ask how shes doing then go lift. honestly made my day. Miss her bros.

I don't have any relationship with them. They say hi or welcome and I say hi and I check in and I forget they exist.

>being happy due to basic human communication

Shouldve done something autistic to make her hate you. Thats how real men roll. Not actually maintaining a cordial relationship.

Had dopamine hits like mike tyson hit robin givens
Being this much of a faggot

have sex

>female receptionist treats me like shit for the first 3-6 months
>one day she is randomly nice and kind to me after I start too notice my own gains

this made me intolerably butthurt

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bro ive never seen a tip jar or anyone tip them. idc if they hate me its planet fitness, they make their money from fatties not working out

>Hurts lads
bro, you fucked the receptionist. you are a king.
hold your head high

honestly, she probably bailed on you because she could smell a mile away that you were developing feelings

>visiting USA, stay with distant relatives
>they go to gym and invite me along
>tip the receptionist
>confusing but okay, weird culture
>do my workout, kinda boring. shit load of ugly brown people around
>feel the urge to do a massive shit so go to bathroom
>plonk a massive POO in the toilet and wipe my ass
>go to throw toilet paper in the toilet and there's a little sign/plaque which says "DO NOT THROW USED TP INTO THE TOILET. AMERICAN PIPES CANNOT HANDLE WET TP"
>Little bin next to toilet
>have to throw my used and muddy TP into a fucking BIN

what kind of 3rd world country bullshit is this

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Topkek

ahhh I remember my first gym receptionist, he laughed at me when he noticed my small stature
I was in high school then and my growth rate wasn’t starting yet. I went to the gym everyday, only did cardio because I didn’t know much, he always referred to his new employees to me as “that faggot”

anyways I started my growth spurt 1 year into the gym and I was pretty much half a foot taller than him, I remember one time he was working out next to me and I was out lifting him and he tried to do the same lift as me and ended up hurting himself. he still works there, fucking loser.

They probably hate me because I never bring my card or use the LA fitness app, I just go off my phone number. Fuck em

I had customers who are porn stars. They wanted to upgrade their laptop because Sony Vegas kept crashing on them. They do 'amateur' stuff together and edit their own videos. I loaded it up and all the project titles were typical porn names, they kept all the videos on an external HD though which they did not leave with me. They had a few pics of her on the comp, mostly him with his dick out though. It didn't take long to find their names (the computer was literally named her porn name) He's not popular but she's in the top 1000 on pornhub and does shoots with relatively big name porn companies. Dude was super cool though, ended up telling him just buy a new computer his was shit.

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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LARP

Fortunately my gym cycles through hotties. The girls that end up working at my gym usually go onto a better job, are fresh out of school and it’s a temporary job, etc.

Cope

>Been a member at my new gym for 6 months-ish
>20 Year old receptionist always super nice and smiley
>Shes always on the PC fucking around I joke about her spending too much time on the gram
>She says she wishes, she loves IG
>Later on I add the gyms IG and see her on there liking shit from her own account
>Shamelessly add her
>Walk in next day and just grab bull by the horns, "I found you", "you did she says" (she accepted)
>Later on after the workout im about to leave she yells to me, "hey user can you do me a favour?"
>She give me her phone to take a photo of the sunset for her IG
>No probs its only 12 steps from the office
>Im 40...

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Wow, someone asked you for a simple favor. What a Chad

>someone asks me to take a picture for them

Later virgins

>go in to cancel membership at chain gym
>never really talk to these people
>heard the chain makes it hard to leave
>come up with a master plan to leave, say I'm moving to australia with my gf (she is from aus)
>here comes the day to leave the shit gym
>girl at the desk has an australian accent
>asks me why i'm quitting
>tell her i'm moving to aus
>asks me where in aus
>tell her WA
>shes from WA
>where in WA
>Perth area
>shes from that area
>asks me where
>I say Fremantle
>shes from Fremantle
>have a two hour long conversation about where I should check out and avoid
>just want to go home but I'm in too deep
>membership is finally cancelled

I was hoping for that to be like 15 minutes, all of the sudden I have a new friend that thinks I'm moving to aus.

There's two

The old one was some thick Latina my brother said she would always look at me when we left. Told me to get her number, always said next time. She came to my job one time and was a little offended I didnt recognize her, she ended up getting with this 6'7 fag

The new one gives me drinks and shit for free for some reason. She saw me at my job and said that I could use the massage room whenever I want, havent bothered.

this. feelings are a turn off

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>Having Jow Forums brother to be gymbros with
Wish I could relate

>cope
t. Copecel

I have a homegym so I don't have to experience this but why does it matter? She's not gonna spit in your food if you don't tip or suck your dick if you do tip so who cares if she hates you?

user, you've already made it for this phase of your life. You're gonna make it. Nobody can take that away from you.

Bet he's gonna do this now

I’ve banged two gym receptionists and almost a third but she had issues and I tried too hard. Anyway, 1st was in college I would always catch this hot Italian girl working the front desk staring but never had the guts to go chat her up and one night at a college bar my gymbro/roommate goes up to her and says “user always talks about you after we workout” then he comes over and tells me what he said while pointing to her giggling like a child. Obrother.jpg but I had liquid courage and went over and the rest was easy mode and took her home to bang. Was a nice fk buddy until she went to study abroad.
2nd was a gym receptionist with the biggest resting bitch face at my Uni but she had a nice brapper. End up at a pregame with her one night and introduce myself, tfw liquid courage of peace leads me to hooking up with her at the end of the night but no sexorz cause her friend was staying with her. We end up texting and seeing each other only at the gym for a few weeks but she never gives me a chance to be alone with her and escalate. Insecurity on her part and me trying too hard I guess. Semester ends and I move on.

wait is this not standard? I always tip 5 bucks

you literally didnt fuck her good enough
but at least she was nice about it and you got the chance

>anything is better than nothing

3rd was some young sloot at my local hometown gym who stared at me a lot and I’d small talk with her. She had a bf for awhile then they broke up and he brought in his new girl while she was working and I just became the rebound. Took her out to a bar that weekend and then the rest was history. She wanted to date but I wasn’t about it so she stopped talking to me and actually quit working at the gym a month after.

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Nice bro in the future you can fuck a superintelligent AI instead

dilate

I work out at a gym and the manager is in her early 20s. She follows me on Instagram with the gym’s account and she likes my pics. I’ll talk to her when I’m at the gym and we flirt. Sometimes we DM back and forth on Instagram too. I’ve creeped on her personal IG and she has a boyfriend, but it seems like she’s into me. I’m thirty and engaged but I’d definitely fuck her.

>one Sunday night asked her what she was doing later thinking I was being nice
>says she was going to hang out with her by
>never brought her bf up in conversation in the one year I'd been going there
Is this beta?

>ealise shes a slut just working at the gym cos she sees it as a chad farm
god I wish I were a woman

It's a 50yo boomer that i nod respectfully to if our eyes meet

Usually 3$ a day depending if the facility is extra clean or absolute shit.

one of em was pretty alright before she left. My friend was chatting her up telling her about how much size I've put on but he stopped mid sentence when I walked over and she blushed as I said cya. feelsgud

lost

My gym receptionist is an old man cracking dad jokes all the time. My goal is to become so huge that he gets intimidated and leaves me alone.

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wtf I never met one I didn't like. They're some of the most decent people I know