/fph/

kekd

clarification for when they become so fat their gender is no longer recognizable

i fucking gagged

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It's a shame they weren't the "Fat Antifacist Team"

>is a "sex toy educator"
>tells people who want to be educated to "throw themselves off a cliff"
>this is because she thinks they're hitting on her (it)
she can't die soon enough.

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1. Dollar.

>Antifa tank squadron

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i love how her response is basically "i didnt know i was fat"

when do we form the Antifatshits Brigade anons?

>I think you're being black and weight
>black and weight
>*black and white

That Freudian slip...

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based

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>bloods are good
This person has no idea what they're talking about

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i love this

Jack Black?

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>I love hiking
>I just can't because walkers aren't made in fun sexy colors!

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I'll never understand retarded fucks like this. If someone told me either monitor and take these drugs or my feet will deteriorate and be removed piece by piece, I'd take the fucking meds. Dumbass doesn't deserve life

>hiking
>backpacking

this person does neither. who the fuck hikes with a roller? does this person believe walking with a roller on the sidewalk outside walmart is hiking?

Is this the chick who realized she was delusional and got her shit together?

bpp

based

i know he could lose 30-40 lbs... but god damn, he is WAY out of her league even now? WTF

I wonder if she gives MEGA FAT GIRL head like you hear stories about

Explain

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fat girls are strong because they have to move their fat bodies around all the time. So regular sized people are nothing to them

Carrying all that fat on is like having a weight vest 24/7. You building up some serious muscle under.

Also low t. "man".

He knew the moment he raises his fist at her he would get jumped by all the other people there, and then brought to court under a bogus charge.

Unironically better to let her tantrum for like 15 seconds until she tires out and then go somewhere else.

he was taken by surprise and had no chance to regain balance

That entire thread was pretty good.

Unironically better to let her tantrum for like 15 seconds until she tires out and press charges
fix'd

do you think a fat whore like that has money?

mass x acceleration

look at her stance, of course she was able to throw him lol

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sciencepilled

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That's just sad

he's probably a gay chub chaser but would rather date a woman, so she's a good middle ground.

i'm assuming she's the only chick he could find who would shit on his chest and do dirty anal on a daily basis

Lmao, and the guy even lifts. Jow Forums getting absolutely destroyed by a fattie, so much about lifting weights

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If any man were this flagrant and degenerate, he would be flagged as a sexual predator and out on a lost. This deranged animal needs to be monitored and chemically fixed.

after all these years this still makes me laugh

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>doctor won't look at my cottage cheese pissflaps
I hope we get hit by that meteor

I gagged hard don’t do this to me

nigger forgot the basics of CQC

Pathetic

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:,-(. I love him

Well she is, and I flagged here as a degenerate landwhale when I saw the pic

When you become dictator of the world, what would you do to all the fatties?

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How many men are in that picture?

bpp

what a fucking fag... weak...

>fat PEOPLE
>people
It was his first mistake.

>grow up fatty fat fuck in fat family
>leave home at 17, start exercising but still eating like shit
>still manage to leave obesity behind and hover in overweight territory for a while
>finally quit drinking, start swimming and exploring different fitness classes
>drop last 60lbs, 20 bmi, wearing smalls, arm and ab defintion, feeling good
>start noticing fat friends acting weird
>shitty comments, sabotage behavior, general bucket crab shit
>still love to eat
>remember /fph/ image of blonde girl trolling fat friends
>start pulling everything but "genetics" card since they knew me "chubby" (they're so fat they didn't consider me fat fucking SIXTY lbs ago)
>last week fat friend has full blown meltdown because I'm "so privileged" (she's middle class daddy's girl. I'm orphan from the ghetto)
>shit went down because I did the "I'm so hungry even tho I just ate" thing from that cap and ate a whole pizza plus dessert at the bar
>she ordered salad (mostly iceberg lettuce and bacon bits) used all the ranch, asked for more, and downed 4 Guinness (because lolmuhirishgenes)
>I'd swam hard in river against current and only had my morning oatz
>she hate ate that salad deathglaring me while I smashed my pie
>dessert pushed her over the edge and she started crying, became bawling
>went off on me said everything cruel she could think of and denounced our friendship
>everyone mad at her
>tfw she texted an apology today and invites me out to talk about it
>"sure, how about over pizza?"

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Why do they bother with stuff like coloring their hair? It just makes them look all the more ridiculous

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Wrong

>who would shit on his chest
where's the pleasure in getting shitted on chest ?

intense YOGA

Use them on cable machines to provide energy
Also his reaction reminds me of this

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you guys got source on pic related ?

youtu.be/n-l-7rADACU
Idk the show but here

youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0

thanks bros

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It's a fetish. Like being attracted to fat chicks, but less sick

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not one big mistake. Every day he spent still in that mindset was another mistake

it's a shame they weren't 'Fat Liberal Antifascist Brigade'

Only now i noticed the nigger laughing like a fag. Like straight from movie faggot stereotype.

>"sure, how about over pizza?"

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I sure hope so, fatties are tragic shells of people.

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Yoga can be very intense, but you wouldn't know that since you're just a Jow Forums statist poster.

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huh, never really noticed but theres a pretty attractive woman under all that fat, like if she never got fat she'd probably be like a 7/10, but even if she got her shit together now her body would be just a mass of loose skin. What a waste

The only way to scape such a situation is to grab her hands/arms when she is about to push you. Then you pull her in, using her own weight to help her fall

Trick question, none of them are human.

xwo and a xalf

Either that or shuffle away when you see her trying to push you, as shes likely to fall without an object to actually keep herself stable on. Doesnt help that every time he is pushed the guy is much more focused on getting up and not getting embarrassed rather than actually moving away from the girl.

300 pounds of a low-center-of-gravity mass comes barreling at you without notice, you'd lose your balance, too, you dumb coping frogcel.

put her at planned parenthood and it'd get the protestors in favour of abortion

here buy that girl some shoes

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>ask qt employee if they have the clothes I want in my size
>*smirk* awwwwwww I'm so sorry but we haven't got anything that'll fit you awwwww
I want to thank everyone in this thread for keeping me motivated
can now wear size small t shirts
no longer will i have to suffer the shame
next goal is looking good in size small

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Epic meme xD

It are its pronouns so you don't misgender it

Thanks for helping me skip breakfast, user.

>I think

Ah, sound scientific fact!