Be me

>be me
>eating delicious, savoury kebab pizza
>be you
>doing fuck all

Where did your life go so very wrong user?

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Where can I get some that pizza

Well since you asked I'll let you have this slice user

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fuck off anglo trash

>eats pizza
Mmm, what's that yummy sauce on it?

That pizza looks insanely fucking weird. Is that fycking mayo and beef strips?

Why don't you get an actual kebab meal instead of a subpar pizza?

i love dead children mmm

Looks like some sort of ranch

Looks like all the pakis in the kitchen blew their loads on it.

probably cucumber sauce ya tard

It's a kebabsauce, very spicy and tasty. If you wanna see a weird pizza check this one out
Why would I get some turk food when I can get some swedish ingenuity

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Its garlic sauce and kebab. A staple of the modern swedish diet.

3 pound cheese pizza with uncooked kebab meat and mayo sauce

>garlic sauce
stockholmsfjant

I would eat that pizza desu

>Why would I get some turk food when I can get some swedish ingenuity
What's the difference?

Goteborgare, vafan menar du

Obviously we've taken some turkish food and put it on top of italian food and then we call it swedish

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kan ju itte ata kebabpizza me vitloksas om du ar fran GBG, kebabsas ska de va

alright, Muhammad

Sakert fran partille eller nagot, det ar samma fucking sak neger.

Whatever, I'm still going to eat them

that looks like regular pizza with shit all over it

donair pizza isn't real middle eastern food, you damn canadian fool.

tappad som liten kompis? vitloksas ar skit, kebabsas ar bra skit
yeah, the good shit
I ain't no leaf

Kom till hjalmar jag slar skiten ur dig javla somalie.

klart du ska din p12:a

only right toppings for a kebab pizza are:

>kebab
>red onion
>garlic
>mushrooms
>mayo

this combination of ingredients achieves the right kind of balance in turkish style pizzerias.

Vart bor du kompis?

>mayo
>kebab

Explain
Varfor skulle jag beratta det for nagon aggressiv jugge?

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mayo and kebab have these effects on them that balance each other and makes the food more delicious.

Jag ar latino (inte chilenare uschh) sag bara stadsdelen.

Ar inte ens kvar i goteborg langre kompis, pluggar i lund. Du kan ta ut din vrede pa lillebrorsan med la chancla

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Hahaha rolig kille