Dinner's ready, user!

>dinner's ready, user!
>what do you mean, you're "cutting"?

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Imagine having a gf that cooks delicious food for you haha

Never mind that, imagine having access to Nigella Lawson, whether she cooks for you or not!

Fuck, eat, fuck. Carb problems solved.

>bitch don't you remember what i did to your face the last time you made that garbage
>maybe its time i fucking reminded you

haha you cute brah

Chill out dickwad

i cannot even describe how much i'd love to pound her face into the ground then beat those giant tits into a bloody pulp

>I'd rather eat your asshole :)

who hurt you

Dumdum, do you know who that *is*? That Nigella Lawson, one of the best cooks you'd ever meet. Anything she makes is going to be fucking delicious. *SHE* is delicious, on top of that.
You clearly have no taste.

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visiting family for 3 weeks
>”sorry mom, I’m eating at neighborbros house”
>”sorry neighborbro, I ate before I got here”
works everytime

Imagine a gf that loves you for who you are even with all of your flaws & you love her the same way haha

Based nigella

Haha, oh shit depressing haha

women are lazy and don't do shit nowadays.
doesn't exist kiddo.

That shit will never happen since I am the one who cook all the meals.

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My wife cooks and does the laundry m8

Based churrasco poster

Based, women don't really cook good anyway, if at all.

>thanks mom (or gf or grandma)
>eat a rational dose
>balance my diet around what I ate

it isnt hard to make compromises
they won't ruin your diet

>thanks mom (or gf or grandma)
>eat a rational dose
>balance my diet around what I ate
>*gradma blocks your path*
>why are you eating so little user?
>you're going to get weak eating so little
>here, have some more

I dont care if its incest, I will root her on the dinner table and eat the food to replenish lost calories. WIN WIN

absolutely based

MOOOMY BUT I WANT MILKIES PLS :(
LET ME HAVE MILKIES AGAIN I DONT WANT FOOD:(

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If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

>pretending that scoring your meat does anything

Why do grandmas do this?

weakass fucks. why do you think your grandpa can sitll kick your ass

Das rite
Eternal bulk for the win

That's why you warn them. Just fucking say it - I'm gonna lose some weight, don't cook so much, I won't eat anyway. After some missed meals she'll get used to it. You fuckers aren't stubborn enough

With piece like flank (which is the only steak I score), it does. Also the surface gets more browning that way.

Look, when mom cooks for you you eat. Simple as.

I think this greentext is about her husband

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It's pretty nice, desu. My gf makes amazing spaghetti.

Imagine not wanting your meat to be as aesthetic as you are

based

masallah

i have one and it gets boring. we are hunters we need adventure and constant hunt

Underrated

Would only dump my load in her raw
Not interested in her cooking at all
Also
>coke fiend

Theyre out there. I had one and I fucked it up.
Dont make the same mistake as me anons.

WHAT THE FUCK HOW DOES SHE LOOK THAT YOUNG AT 60 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My gf cooks for me all the time. Cope.

You would need the caloric meals if you had access

FUCK OFF MOM AND STOP THROWING MY WHEY AND CREATINE AWAY IT'S NOT STEROIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'tis an awesome thing to see ;)

good food

>it means I'm eating less to lose fat
>why?
>blahblahblah
>okay tell me before I make dinner next time
>okay
...fucking autists